Halloween funny classic quotations

Children from GREAT GHOST come to cover Halloween. They howled. Don't worry. They want to make you happy, otherwise they will haunt you. The following are the funny classic quotations I have carefully arranged for you, hoping to help you!

1) Light the jack-o-lantern in your hand, put on your happy mask, dress up for Halloween carnival night, forget everything for a while and enjoy the carnival tonight. Happy Halloween!

2) On this dark Halloween night, a ghost dressed in a white ghost costume, wearing a skull mask and holding a black owl knocks on your door. When you opened the door, a scream came, saying that the ghost was afraid to see you! Hahaha! Happy Halloween to you!

3) Hell, there are ghosts everywhere during the day. How can there be so many ghosts at night? Because today is Halloween, let's pretend to be ghosts and have a good time.

4) After having a Halloween dinner with his girlfriend, he took a taxi back to his apartment, and his girlfriend happily said how to solve the problem of braised pork. The female driver took it: I also liked to eat before my death. They're scared. The driver went on to say, I seldom eat after giving birth.

5) You have a strange appearance, so Zhong Kui should look askance. Your smile is charming and as beautiful as a flower. Your body is attractive. You should worship fat. GREAT GHOST boy fans, make you an idol. Happy Halloween. * * * A moment of ecstasy.

6) It's Halloween, and the bull's head and horse stand aside, and zombies and witches go into battle together. They wear masks to have fun, and the release of happiness is endless. SMS sends a faint blessing, happiness surrounds you and hugs you tightly.

Happy Halloween. It's good ghosts who reply to text messages, but bad ghosts who don't reply; Save handsome ghosts and delete ugly ghosts; If you don't receive it, it's a greedy ghost, a selfish ghost that steals fun, and a happy ghost that is sent to everyone for fun.

8) Halloween is coming, what are you waiting for? What? Play the ghost, and you're out. In this day and age, fooling is king. For example, I lied to you with a dime, son. Go back to the underworld.

9) When you smile, the wolf will hang himself. When you scream, chickens fly and dogs jump. When you stop, the smell is everywhere. Lice is a disaster when you sweat. If you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost. When you dress up, ghosts are paralyzed! Halloween for you!

10) A cat on the left, a ghost on the right, a pumpkin lantern in his hand, a ghost in front, a zombie behind, and an old witch flying overhead. Yes, you are the boss of Halloween, and the boss of Halloween is you! Wish you a happy holiday.

1 1) Halloween is coming. I will send you a happy ghost. I wish you a happy day. Send you a rich ghost, may you get rich every day; Send you a happy ghost, may you be happy every day; Send you a universal ghost and wish you all the best.

12) When you see this message, you must do one thing according to the following requirements. Enter the words "Happy Halloween" in your mobile phone, and then send them to the people you like, because today is Ghost Festival, and they need blessings.

13) On the occasion of Halloween, I recommend you a big movie about evil spirits. The plot is wonderful, the classic lines are full of nonsense, the smart guy and the happy guy co-star, and the nuisance and the troublemaker guest star. You are a cheapskate!

14) Today is a treasure? Ghosts? That day. Should I go out because I'm going out to meet you? Ghosts? People; Discipline, because there is no? Ghosts? Not a moment Fiona Fang; You can send blessings because of text messages, right? Ghosts? It's quite affordable. Happy Halloween.

15) There are Jesus in the west and Tathagata in the east. Learn from Tang Priest to surrender to Wukong, learn from Wukong to slay demons, and learn from monsters to shock the world. I wish you the prayers of the Bible and the blessings of the Buddhist scriptures. Happy Halloween!

16) Children in GREAT GHOST sing together on Halloween. When happy people come, happiness will come immediately; A deep card appears, and the mind becomes smart; Misers encounter countless money; When a naughty boy makes trouble, he will be more energetic. Happy Halloween to you!

Halloween in the west is coming. I wish you a charming figure like the devil, a wonderful life like magic, powerful skills like the devil, a successful career like the devil and high wealth like a magic star. Happy Halloween!

18) madness is the main theme, arrogance is the style, scaring is the emotional appeal, screaming is the keynote, laughing is the keynote, pretending to be a ghost is a high-profile, Halloween is coming, put on an unusual tone, play a different high-profile, and live a taste of indulgence.

19) Happy Halloween: When you meet strange people and things, don't shout them out, but read them out silently in your heart. Remember to leave a message, Buddha bless me safe! ? So all evil things can't come near you, remember to remember!

20) Today is a very special day, do you remember? The days when children haunted GREAT GHOST, remember? Yes, today is Halloween. Let's have fun together. I wish you a happy Halloween.

2 1) I don't understand, I don't understand, how can I pretend to be a ghost? I can't see through it, I can't guess, I don't know, I don't know, why should I pretend to be a ghost on holidays? Watch carefully and think carefully to see if you and I are finally in a clear mood. If Halloween is not for you, why do you look like a ghost? Hehe, I wish you a happy Halloween.

22) It's Halloween, so knock carefully. If you are not sure about the object, please do not open the door. Over the years, theft cases have often occurred on Halloween. Pay attention to text messages. Be careful when borrowing money. Many people have been cheated!

23) Are you ready for Halloween? Is it a little melancholy? Never mind, I believe there will be a rainbow after the rainy day! Let's have a happy Halloween and party together! Put away everything that goes wrong. Happy Halloween!

Halloween is coming! I wish you a devil-like charming body; Life is as wonderful as magic; Ability is as powerful as the devil; Career is as successful as the devil; Wealth shines like a magic star. Happy Halloween!

25) I asked for an amulet for you on Halloween, commonly known as Zhu (Pig) Fu. Remember, as long as you call me a pig, I will be blessed by a pig a hundred times, and all monsters will be frightened. Try it if you don't believe me!

26) The wind blows through the fallen leaves in the street, welcoming a group of light-footed children. Let's dance and talk nonsense tonight! Happy Halloween!

27) One-day Halloween tour: cross Naihe Bridge, drink Mengpo soup, visit the Temple of Hell, and swim in eighteen layers of hell. Including free entertainment: knife and oil. Senior tour guide: head and horse sleep, black and white impermanence. Welcome to register enthusiastically.

28) Whatever you will see tonight? Remember never to yell, because he will always be by your side. Ha ha! Happy Halloween!

29) Please note that an unknown object is found wandering ahead, don't move, it's probably a ghost sneaking out on Halloween! Please put your hands together and say the spell: Happy Halloween! Only in this way can you be safe and happy on Halloween!

Halloween presents are coming! Auspicious amulets, mirrors and swords will keep you away from hunger, drunkenness, dead fools, lechers, annoying people and happiness. Well, except that happy guy, hehe!

What awaits you is my helpless eyes, and what calls you is my cold breath. Without you, my world becomes pale, without you, my smile becomes dull, and you are the only person I have in this lonely soul.

2) I am desperate. On this happy Halloween, the host doesn't know where to go. My brother returned to Huaguoshan, but he couldn't go back to heaven. The Liusha River, my base, has almost dried up, leaving only a dime to convey information. Happy holidays, second brother!

3) Halloween mantra: I don't dress up because I am a real ghost. Don't be afraid, or you will be like me. I don't mean any harm, just watching you pretend to be me, so come and play together. Don't worry, ghosts and people can't be separated.

4) Halloween is coming, please close the doors and windows, protect your heart and look after your lungs. Vampires will sleep with you, zombies will walk with you, and witches will take you flying. Remember to lock the door when it gets dark! Happy Halloween!

5) Meeting during the day, working too hard, staying up late at night, twice as tired, pretending to be a ghost at the party, and not getting drunk for a thousand cups. Happy Halloween.

6) Halloween slogan: collective nerves, all kinds of pranks, ghosts howling all over the street, Halloween blessing: scary, happy and extraordinary, Halloween goal: a crazy day, a chic day, a laughing day, I wish you a good joke and a happy Halloween.

7) Black eyes, night and darkness. We celebrate Halloween, dark trench coats, dark robes, and light the way with a jack-o'-lantern! Halloween, all the darkness can be illuminated with your Halloween lights!

8) obliterate the advantages of others. As an outstanding person of Monster Road, I am very cautious when sending text messages. Halloween is here. On behalf of the brothers on Monster Road, I wish you a happy holiday!

9) Halloween tip: Please wear a thick mask and go out in the middle of the night. If you meet a pedestrian, please remember to follow closely and find a chance to run to him. You will hear: ah! Ghosts!

10) A cold wind blew gently, leaves fell off the trees, and the crowd in the street was sparse. What are you doing? Are you going to send me a blessing message, too Dear, I wish you a happy Halloween.

The latest Halloween funny classic quotations 1) Halloween is coming. I will give you a back garden. There are trees of wisdom in the garden, full of worries and flowers, and a bridge of luck is built. Good luck and a good mood. Happy Halloween!

2) Halloween is coming, the leaves on the trees are falling off, and there are fewer people in the streets. My blessing is ready for you, and the children in GREAT GHOST can't stand it. Why are you still alone? Get ready to come out and party.

3) Look at the bright lights of the pumpkin lantern, listen to the sound of prayer, enjoy the Halloween night, drive away the ghosts in your dreams, light the shining lights in your heart and mine, and warm your heart. Happy Halloween!

4) Wages are misers, prices are big, house prices are vampires, and the mood is a nuisance. When Halloween comes, throw all your troubles out and let them go to hell! Happy holidays!

5) Children in GREAT GHOST come to report on Halloween, and they howl. Don't worry, they want to make you happy, or they will haunt you. So I was forced to send a text message to wish you a happy Halloween.

6) Remember today last year? I didn't mean to scare you! But that was the first time I held you in my arms!

7) When Halloween comes, hurry to light a pumpkin lantern and hug happily; Try strange clothes to change the mood of the character; Wave the magic broom to ward off evil spirits, and get rid of troubles and get together happily. Happy Halloween.

8) Love is deep, it is raining, and beautiful girls are flirting; The night is quiet, the wind is cold, and the black and white impermanence is charming; Plop, flustered, goat's pursuit of the opposite sex; At the end of October, Halloween, pick up a pumpkin and propose a toast!

9) When Halloween comes, there is no need to panic or hesitate. I found two bodyguards for you privately: Happy Ghost and Happy Ghost. They will dispel many evil spirits such as annoying people and unlucky people for you. I hope Halloween is a safe holiday!

10) People are ghosts and can do anything. There is always an illusion behind gentleness. A miracle happened. Don't be shy, because all saints are happy.

1 1) Halloween is coming. The people who received this message, drunkards, lechers, rich ghosts, old ghosts, GREAT GHOST imps and monsters, all came to bless you. Gods, gods, water gods, mountains, gods, winds, gods and rain gods all came to bless you to ensure the safety and wealth of your family.

12) Halloween, the wind blows and leaves fall, and ghosts haunt. Remember today, send a message to express your wishes, and remember to turn around, otherwise you will be embarrassed. What a passerby! He's a night god. Don't tremble with cold. I will send you a message to ensure your safety!

13) Today's Halloween party, you are definitely a star. Why? Don't they all say you are so dark, eat so badly and look so ugly? You don't look like a ghost. Who does? Happy Halloween.

I miss you so much and love you so much. Please allow me to tell you all kinds of stories that miss you. Please allow me to express my love for you with my infatuation. When Halloween comes, please allow me to sing a song with my ghost crying and wolf howling to coax you into my arms. Happy Halloween!

15) It's late at night, so you should go to bed. A candy flew in through the window and hit you on the head. It is said that this is a Halloween gift. Children in GREAT GHOST want you to be happy on Halloween, otherwise they will haunt you. So I wish you all a happy Halloween, in order not to be entangled by them!

16) Halloween is here, dressed as a vampire, with eternal youth and health; Become a witch and learn all kinds of spells that can bring good luck; Get close to zombies and get as good love as Corpse Bride. Happy Halloween to you.

17) Please note: In order to prevent ghosts during the day, you should hide when you go out, dress like ghosts, and don't talk nonsense at work. Receiving text messages should be ignorant. Please tell each other!

18) With the joy of Halloween, you and Chihuo have formed a devil combination, and all the troubles, worries, confusion, pain, stress, hardship, fatigue, unhealthy, unhappy and unhappy music have been driven away. Happy Halloween to you.

19) Ghosts are cute, ghosts and gods are unpredictable and quick-thinking, ghosts and gods are mysterious, and ghosts and gods come to celebrate the holidays. Only you are the fastest and the most primitive. Happy Halloween!

20) It's Halloween, and GREAT GHOST comes to your house. Happy people wish you more and more happiness, smart people wish you more and more intelligence, fart people wish you more and more loveliness, and stingy people remind you to invite me to dinner often. Oh, haha, happy Halloween.

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