Classic quotations of lazy people

The lazy man's classic quotation 1, you can sleep everywhere. 2. Now you are short wax gourd, and I am tall wax gourd. 3. I am cute and responsible. What did I do wrong? 4. Why do I always get hurt? Monitor, look how determined I am. 6. Still awake (complaining). In this case, go to sleep first (ZZZ). Don't disturb my sleep (madness). 7. A happy day is a day when I am full and go to bed. 8. I had another nightmare, which felt like sleeping with a wolf. 9. Big Big Wolf, big stupid Wolf, can never beat Pleasant Goat, but also serve Red taro. 10, Pleasant Goat: What will happen to you when Big Wolf gets better? Lazy sheep: I'm sad because it's not fun. 1 1, I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat, eat a lot of things, sleep after eating, sleep late, sleep too much, eat and sleep late. 12, I don't want to be a colonel, can I be the monitor of the cookhouse squad? 13, I haven't been reunited with my potato chips, chocolates and sweets for a long time ... (14, success is 99% genius plus 1% effort. At this time of year, I have to think for a long time, which is undoubtedly the most painful moment in my life. 16, I don't do anything to give everyone a chance to develop their strengths. 17, village head, I admit that I am really a lamb without perseverance and will. 18, the opportunity is on your own. 19, I won't be as knowledgeable as ordinary sheep. 20. Smart sheep will always have unexpected gains. 2 1, you all bully me. I'll tell the village chief. 22. Can't you take care of me now? 23. I am a noble sheep born for sleep. 24. Help! Village head, Pleasant Goat sells children! 25. I am also a waste sheep, and I am often laughed at by boiling sheep. Brother frog, you'd better learn from me! I have a lovely appearance and a lovely expression. When I am in danger, someone will always come to save me. 27. The lazy sheep was caught by the wolf halfway: "The big bad wolf, the big stupid wolf, can never beat Pleasant Goat, but can still serve Kotaro." 28. Once I was lazy, I sang, "I am lazy. I eat a lot. After eating, I want to sleep. If I sleep too much, I will sleep in after eating ... haha laughed ... eating and sleeping ... "29. Once he fell off a cliff and fell into his hammock, he said," Sleep anywhere. " 30. Once they slept in a wolf's den and said I had nightmares again. It feels like sleeping with a wolf ... 3 1. When the lazy sheep are caught, they say, "Why am I always injured?" Uncle Grey Wolf, do you have the heart to eat a lovely girl like me? 33. The lazy sheep said to Big Wolf, "Uncle Big Wolf, do you like lazy kids? Then you won't eat me, cutie. I'm leaving. " 34. What a pity! If I'm going to die, I must be a complete fool before I die. All the sheep are sweating ... Hee hee ... 35. Boiling sheep: "Lazy sheep, how many points did you get in this final exam?" Lazy sheep was sleeping and didn't hear clearly, and replied, "I, I haven't eaten yet!" " "36. Village head:" Lazy sheep, why don't you call your homework today? "Lazy sheep:" I didn't eat this morning! ""37. Meiyangyang: "Lazy sheep, today is your birthday. Come to my house to eat cake! " Lazy sheep: "I haven't eaten watermelon for a long time!" " "38. Jonie:" Lazy sheep, you are fatter, go and exercise! "Lazy sheep:" I'm going to practice eating melons! ""Pleasant Goat: "Lazy Goat, Big Big Wolf, what will happen to you?" Lazy sheep: "It's sad because it's not fun."