The painting and calligraphy club needs some funny slogans, paragraphs, sentences, etc. To recruit new soldiers and hand out leaflets. Please help!

"Joining the XX Club is farther from the dream."

"Excellent environment, strong and excellent people."

"It is better to be a teacher than to be ignorant."

-Interesting version.

"Girls and teenagers want to talk, but there are no like-minded people? Want god COS, but no one looks at it? Want to get in touch with Otsu, but suffer from the ends of the earth? Join our XX club and everything is possible! "