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An anti-smoking sketch script is urgently needed

Scene: A factory design room, three computer stations, no-smoking signs, no-smoking slogans.

Time: Working hours

Characters: Xiao Wang, Xiao Li, Xiao Zhao (female) (design office of a factory), Lao Sun (safety inspector)

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Background sound: The computer keyboard sounded, "Notice, notice, in order to purify the working environment of our factory, the factory department has now issued a no-smoking order. Please strictly abide by it in all workshops and departments. If any violation of the ban is found If you do, the factory will deal with it seriously."

Xiao Zhao: OK, OK! Let’s see if you two still dare to smoke in the office! snort!

Xiao Wang: Heaven, earth, which angel brother can speak out for me! If you don’t let me smoke, won’t it cost me my life?

Xiao Li: If you don’t smoke, where does your inspiration come from? ! If you don’t smoke, where do your works come from? ! If you don’t smoke, where will your energy come from? ! ! ! !

Xiao Zhao: Okay, okay, stop complaining. You smoke every day and make me suffer. I don’t know who to talk to for reasoning. Now the angel sister has finally opened her eyes, haha. . . . . .

The three of them were speechless, and the keyboard sound started again. Music (mysterious, funny). Xiao Wang and Xiao Li stretched, yawned and made a series of funny actions. Xiao Zhao works hard. Music stops:

Old Sun: Hey, it’s another anti-smoking campaign. Every time we ban smoking, I have to push my old man out. The person asked, why? Why! Because my old man is selfless! Look, picket! But it's easier said than done, especially the two in the design room. Without cigarettes, they feel like they have lost their souls. The director of the factory asked me to pay special attention to them, but pickets are pickets, and we have to enforce the law humanely, right? Haha, I have to go for a walk.

Xiao Wang: (Sadly) Smoke is the ladder of human progress.

Xiao Li: (Sadly) Smoking is harmful to health, and not smoking is life-threatening!

Xiao Wang: To be happy in life, you must enjoy yourself to the fullest. Don’t let your cigarette stand in front of the moon.

Xiao Li: I was born to be useful. How can I get the cigarettes back? Why. . . .

Xiao Zhao: (Singing) I smile proudly, I smile proudly, haha! !

I was speechless again, and the keyboard sound started again.

Xiao Wang: I can’t stand it anymore! No matter what, no matter what

While talking, I was looking for a cigarette.

Xiao Li: Stop looking, you forgot that Old Man Sun wiped out our place yesterday!

Xiao Wang: Hush——, I secretly hid one! !

Xiao Wang mysteriously took out a cigarette. Xiao Li's eyes flashed green and he went to grab the cigarette.

Xiao Wang: Stop grabbing it, stop grabbing it, take one bite for each person, okay?

Xiao Li: OK, OK, OK!

Xiao Zhao: Wow, you still have cigarettes! I'll go to Old Man Sun to sue you!

Xiao Wang: Good sister, good sister, let us go, let us go

Xiao Li: Please pity us two miserable children!

Xiao Zhao: Hey! There's really nothing I can do against you!

As soon as Xiao Wang and Xiao Li took a sip, Lao Sun appeared, wearing a red armband, sniffing around with his nose.

Xiao Wang: No! There is a situation! I seemed to hear Old Man Sun's voice.

Xiao Wang and Xiao Li were busy hiding cigarettes, fanning them with their hands, and spraying perfume. Music (nervous)

Xiao Zhao: Looking at your potential, are you afraid of being arrested if you dare to smoke? !

Xiao Wang: Shhh - Auntie, stop talking, you don’t know, if you get caught again, this month’s bonus will be over!

Xiao Zhao: Haha, it turns out that smoking is not your life. Ha ha ha ha. .

Old Sun pushed the door open and walked into the office

Xiao Wang: Oh, Master Sun is here.

Xiao Li: Hello, Master Sun!

Xiao Wang: Master Sun, please drink some water.

Xiao Li: Master Sun, please smoke.

Old Sun: Yeah! ! !

Xiao Li: No, no, no, let’s have a chat with Master Sun. hey-hey. .

Old Sun: Don’t be such a talker! This, I seem to smell something, no, seeing as you are so diligent, there must be something fishy. I want to look for it! Get out of the way!

Xiao Wang: Where is it? Where is it? ! ? !

As Xiao Wang said this, he winked at Xiao Li, who quickly blew away the cigarette ashes on the table.

Xiao Li: Master Sun, we really don’t smoke. If you don’t believe it, just smell it! Ha——

Xiao Zhao: Hello, Master Sun!

Old Sun: Hello, Xiao Zhao! Tell me, are they smoking?

Xiao Zhao: Ah, Master Sun, I heard there are rewards for reporting smoking, right?

Xiao Zhao glanced at Xiao Wang and Xiao Li. Xiao Wang and Xiao Li were frightened. Begging desperately behind Lao Sun’s back (silent performance)

Lao Sun: Yes!

Xiao Zhao: What is the prize? (Proud)

Lao Sun: This hemp has not been decided yet. Maybe I will give you the fine!

Xiao Zhao: That’s right! ?

Old Sun: Hey! Did the two of them smoke?

The two of them begged desperately again. When Lao Sun turned around, they immediately pretended to be calm.

Xiao Zhao: This, this, I didn’t see it.

Old Sun: What does this smell like? It seems like something is wrong!

Xiao Wang: No!

Xiao Wang quickly ran to the desk and opened the drawer. The documents inside were already smoking. Lao Sun and Xiao Li Xiao Zhao also hurried over, shook the documents out of the drawer, and put out the fire in a hurry.

Old Sun: Go, go, go, follow me to the factory safety department! ! quick!

Xiao Wang: Uncle! I'm really sorry for causing you any trouble. This is my business alone and has nothing to do with them.

Xiao Li: No, I have a share too. However, we really have no choice! As you know, the work in the design office is a brain-based job. Usually we just smoke a few cigarettes to find some inspiration and refresh ourselves. But now. . . . Why!

The pace slows down

Old Sun: Alas! I also know your difficulties, but look! Look! How dangerous is this? ! As you know, a foreigner came to visit our factory a few days ago. He picked up a cigarette butt on the ground, and our order was ruined. He said that our factory had no safety awareness and did not take the lives of workers seriously. As a result, the business was ruined. Now you should understand the truth, right?

Xiao Wang: Alas, we know we were wrong. We will never smoke in the office again, let’s change it.

Xiao Li: Let’s change

Xiao Zhao: It would be great if we could change, then it would be worth the fire. Master Sun, it's just a waste of time. They still have to save up their bonus and send it to their hometown.

Lao Sun: That’s it, that’s it. You think I am evil. I'm also responsible for this, so I can't blame them entirely. Come on, come on, I know it’s not easy for you, so I’ll give you a gift. Come on, one for each of you.

Everyone handed out a cigarette, and Wang, Li, and Zhao immediately looked at Lao Sun with surprised eyes.

Old Sun: What are you looking at? ! It's sugar! Hahaha. . . . . .

(Complete the play)