Roasted sweet potato slogan

In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight maggots, compete with shit, no one saves you, die bravely, live great and die silently. In memory of you, a lamp was installed in the toilet! When you smile, the wolf will hang himself. When you scream, chickens fly and dogs jump. When you stop, the smell is everywhere. Lice is a disaster when you sweat. When you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost. When you dress up, ghosts are paralyzed! How far is the thought, how far you roll; You can travel as fast as the speed of light. As soon as you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousand paths. See you well proportioned, handsome, charming, everyone loves you, and a hundred flowers blossom. You must be the best among scum, an animal among animals, and according to my observation, you must be short of calcium from childhood and love when you grow up. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't love you. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking it and the pig saw the pig stepping on it. You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice the sword. You practiced the sword, but you didn't practice it on the sword, so you practiced lowly! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice lewd! It is wrong for you to give you a sword fairy, but if you give you a sword god, you will quit and cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! "The holiday is coming, send you a pair of couplets:

Part 1: A tree without skin will definitely die.

Part II: Shameless people are invincible in the world.

Horizontal criticism: people are invincible.

You didn't learn so many weapons in China, but you learned swords;

If you step on the sword, you don't learn to step off the sword;

There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword;

Learn silver sword instead of iron sword!

Finally, you have become a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword!

Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-swordsman.

People are cheap all their lives, pigs are cheap, knives are wasted alive, air is wasted, land is wasted at home, and RMB is wasted.

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Fall in love with you wholeheartedly;

I secretly love you twice;

Come to you three times and five times;

No one is pestering you;

Five roses for you;

Six gods want to see you;

Let you go up and down;

Nine out of nine of you are beautiful;

Abandon you in ten days.

Smoking is good for your health, gambling practices your mind, shaking your head without worry, fighting and practicing your hands and feet, robbing and practicing long-distance running, eating without eating, and saving money for love.

Some girls go against the sky without soaking; If you have a girl, you will pick up a girl and do justice for heaven.

You can't give up novels and comic games. Examination is a magic weapon for teachers.

Basketball, football and billiards should be unreserved. Scores are the lifeblood of students.

English physical geography, ignore everything. Copy and copy, our unique skill.

Chinese, math and chemistry, I will never learn. Fight, the king of parents.

The students nowadays are really poor. Modern teachers have high martial arts skills.

Cry and laugh. Everyone can throw darts.

Always late for class every day. Teaching is a magic weapon.

Don't shout for a report when you are late. It's either homework or exams.

There is a knack for cheating in exams. Discipline in the class is better.

You can peek and copy. No talking, no laughing.

Everyone likes Wei Xiaobao. Students dare to shout.

It is skillful to play tricks on teachers. Call his parents at once.

College life, boring, getting up early and going to bed late, sleepy and tired;

When the bell rings, it lifts the hot quilt; Queue up for exercise, wash and queue up;

Race against time to clean the quilt; Breakfast steamed bread is disgusting;

One or two classes, sleepy; After class, stand up and prepare;

Rushing, there is a long queue in the toilet; No matter how fast you run, there is still no place;

Three or four classes, gastrointestinal meeting; Stretch and fall asleep;

Daydreaming, time is wasted; The professor asks questions and knows nothing;

Daily self-study, bragging party; Glue envelopes, everything;

Final exam, cheating and persuasion; Hell on earth, I have a deep understanding;

Life on weekends is really boring; Open-air movies are better than going to bed early;

Call, no chance; Current affairs conference, pure suffering;

Slightly insufficient, given disciplinary action; The geese flew away, tired of love;

Talking about love is heartbreaking; Tianya Fangcao, exquisite jade;

Dream lover, no chance to meet; First love, flying high with others;

Pursue in vain; Whistling in the sky, there are five types of libraries;

Infatuation, teetering; Flowers before and after the moon, live up to our generation;

The stars are all over the sky, accompanied by pens; Four years of youth have been wasted;

Graduation assignment, see you in the factory; Want to come to college, be mentally prepared;

When I came to college, I suddenly regretted it; It's too late to regret, a lifetime of negligence ...

The handsome boy in our class turned around and scared a cow to death by the roadside.

The handsome boy in our class turned around and all the girls jumped off the building.

The handsome boy in our class turned three times, and the Yellow Crane Tower was submerged by the Yangtze River.

The handsome boy in our class turned four times, and Halley's comet hit the earth.

The handsome boy in our class turned five times and knocked down a row of teaching buildings.

The handsome guy in my class turned around six times, and the oil worker sold soy sauce.

The handsome guy in our class turned seven times, and Jordan never scored again.

Once upon a time there was a Aaron Kwok,

Andy Lau and A Mei live in it.

The day after they finished eating Mavis Fan,

Go to Stephen Chow to drink water,

Suddenly it attacked Nicholas Tse,

A Nicky Wu emerged from the water.

Nicky Wu controls Ekin Cheng,

Riding a Ka Kui Wong,

Took A Mei away;

Andy Lau holds Emil Wakin Chau,

Stepping on Deric Wan,

Across Zhao Benshan,

Through Rosamund Kwan,

Skip Pan Changjiang,

Let A Mei come back,

Back in Aaron Kwok,

Hanging a flag in the city,

Call Richie Jen!

Read until midnight,

In order to make gas money.

Reading is not a disease,

Examinations are half-life.

When the gold list was nominated,

Parents are afraid of getting sick.

Tuition is like a mountain,

The unread bent over.

Take the notice,

Big eyes and small eyes.

My parents were in tears,

The students sighed.

The school is working on it,

Tuition stopped me,

Only to go to work,

Solve life difficulties.

Take care of your parents!

Children bear the burden,

Turn over and not farm,

I don't blame my parents for being poor,

Mixing people together,

Come back to worship your ancestors.