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About Hu Yifei.

Youyou: The rules of the game are as follows: each team will take turns to answer 3 questions, and each question will be counted for 3 seconds. The one who answers more correctly wins. Do you understand?

Yifei: Youyou, quite professional.

Youyou: It is forbidden to befriend the referee. Next, we will decide which team will start by flipping a coin. ..... Could you please guess the pros and cons first?

Yifei: I want to spend

Xiaoxian: I want a head

Zi Qiao: No, don't listen to her, I want to spend … Wait. No, I want a head … no, a flower … okay, okay, a head is a head … a flower!

Guan Gu: What's the difference?

ziqiao: you don't understand. It's very important to get the upper hand.

Xiaoxian: Head count, so it's decided happily.

Youyou: But we used one yuan, and there was never a head count on it.

Ziqiao: Ah ~ Ceng Laoshi blames you, and we lost the upper hand.

Guangu: Let's stop arguing. ! ! !

Youyou: Boys' Team, please choose the answer type

Zi Qiao: European and American addiction category

Youyou: There is no such category! We only have animals, life, film and television and science

Xiaoxian: life

Youyou: OK, please listen to the question. Who is the one who always asks you to be responsible for her, but she is not responsible for you?

Xiaoxian: Hahaha, the third party

Youyou: Wrong, it's the bank ... one Philippines

one Philippines:

Yifei: I see. It's a bridge that I drove across.

Youyou: Answer … Correct.

Zi Qiao: Sows can drive.

Yifei: Even Ceng Xiaoxian can drive, but why can't sows?

Youyou: Boys, now it's your turn.

Ziqiao: Japanese action class

Xiaoxian: Life class

Youyou: Please listen to the question. Hu Yifei suddenly fell from a height of six kilometers to one kilometer. Why is she still alive?

Ziqiao: Because she fell in the plane.

Youyou: Wrong, because she is a China stockholder. Yifei

Xiaoxian: I knew it. Can you use your head

Yifei: film and television

Youyou: Please say the four lines that Friar Sand said the most in Journey to the West

Yifei: Big Brother, the master was taken away by the monster

Youyou: One sentence

Yifei: Second Brother, the master was taken away by the monster < The second brother and the master were both taken away by monsters

Youyou: Exactly

Four men suffered internal injuries

Youyou: Now the game has reached a white-hot stage, and the score on the field is 14 to 15, and Yifei continues to lead with a slight advantage. Team Three Guns, here is your last question. If you get it wrong, your room will become a chess room. Please choose the answer type

Guangu: Science, I love science

Youyou: This question may not be your strong point. Please listen to the question. In medicine, the pain is divided into twelve levels, the first level is the pain when bitten by mosquitoes, and the twelfth level is the most painful level. What is the pain of the 13th grade

Guan Gu: I know, I know, it's suicide by caesarean section

Xiaoxian: No, no, don't answer in a hurry. Have you tried it?

Zi Qiao: I think it's definitely wrong. If caesarean section is more painful than childbirth, why do many people choose caesarean section ... Referee, I demand that Guan Gu's answer be rejected internally

Guan Gu. Lv Ziqiao, why did you reject my answer? I'll tell you, if my room becomes a chess room, I must ask you to commit suicide by cutting your belly.

Zi Qiao: Stop arguing, let me think, let me think, I know, it happened that a pregnant woman was bitten by a mosquito during childbirth.

Youyou: Correct answer, the score on the field is 15 to 15, and both sides are tied.

One Philippine. I'm ready ... Overtime

Four men: Oh ~ ~ ~

Youyou: Both sides have two minutes to answer questions. If you answer correctly, you will get one point. If you answer incorrectly, you won't get any points. Do you understand?

Yifei: I like the feeling of killing your opponent in overtime best.

Zi Qiao: I'm telling you, I'm in college. We will never stop.

Yifei: You are sure to lose. Do you want to bet?

Xiaoxian: That's strange, haven't we been gambling? Otherwise, what were we doing just now ... Very six plus one.

Yifei: I mean, the bet is a little bigger.

Xiaoxian: OK, if we win, I'll take you ........ We'll lose Zhang Wei to you.

Yifei: What do I want him to do?

Zi Qiao: I'll tell you, gambling with us is not about what you want, but about what we have.

Youyou: Three Guns Team comes first. Just a friendly reminder, the following topic is wild.

Four men are like beasts: Ah ~

Youyou bright red card

First question, what animal can stick on the wall

Zi Qiao: Cowhide

Xiaoxian: Gecko

Guan Gu: It's a seal

Youyou: Correct answer. Second question, the tortoise built a house in its shell, and then got into it, and guessed a health care product.

Zi Qiao: Covered in the middle

Youyou: Right, the same tortoise demolished the house, built another house, and then got into it, and then guessed a health care product.

Zi Qiao: Covered in the middle

Youyou: It was the same tortoise. New cover and middle cover

Xiaoxian: Big Brother, there is no such product at all, okay?

Youyou: Time is running out

Ziqiao: Let me think, let me think, I have it. The giant cover (calcium)

Youyou: Exactly

Four men: Yeah ~

Youyou: Yifei broke it in high school. Wrong number, one point deducted, and you, get a yellow card. Next question, complete the following actions, with one eye looking up and one eye looking down

Guan Gu: How is that possible

Xiaoxian: Hey, Zi Qiao, it's just a competition. If you are paralyzed, you won't be able to do it ... I see

Yifei: You can dig it out first, and maybe you can become

Xiaoxian: Watch (Lie on your side! Three-gun team, five questions correctly, one wrong question, four points. Yifei, it's your turn now. The clock is starting. Speaking of it, it's always relevant to you, but what can't be seen or found when necessary?

Yifei: The relevant department

Youyou: Correct. Excuse me, where does this slogan come from?

Yifei: Next question

Youyou: There are four people playing mahjong in the house, the police. ABCDEFG, with a total of ***26 English letters, how many letters are left after ET leaves?

Yifei: 24.

youyou: I'll give you another chance.

(The men are dismissive for a while)

Yifei: Wait, I see, 21. Because ET is an alien, he also took the UFO!

youyou: exactly. There is one thing in Sekitani Kamiki that is longer than all the boys here. What is it?

Yifei: give me a hint!

Youyou: Anyway, it is long, definitely longer than Ceng Laoshi and Zi Qiao, and Zhang Wei's is the shortest.

Yifei: They ... how do I know

Youyou: You know, you've seen it, just say it ... three, two, one. Time's up

Yifei: I ... I don't know how to say it!

youyou: sister Yifei, it's a name, a name!