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About Hu Yifei.
Yifei: Youyou, quite professional.
Youyou: It is forbidden to befriend the referee. Next, we will decide which team will start by flipping a coin. ..... Could you please guess the pros and cons first?
Yifei: I want to spend
Xiaoxian: I want a head
Zi Qiao: No, don't listen to her, I want to spend … Wait. No, I want a head … no, a flower … okay, okay, a head is a head … a flower!
Guan Gu: What's the difference?
ziqiao: you don't understand. It's very important to get the upper hand.
Xiaoxian: Head count, so it's decided happily.
Youyou: But we used one yuan, and there was never a head count on it.
Ziqiao: Ah ~ Ceng Laoshi blames you, and we lost the upper hand.
Guangu: Let's stop arguing. ! ! !
Youyou: Boys' Team, please choose the answer type
Zi Qiao: European and American addiction category
Youyou: There is no such category! We only have animals, life, film and television and science
Xiaoxian: life
Youyou: OK, please listen to the question. Who is the one who always asks you to be responsible for her, but she is not responsible for you?
Xiaoxian: Hahaha, the third party
Youyou: Wrong, it's the bank ... one Philippines
one Philippines:
Yifei: I see. It's a bridge that I drove across.
Youyou: Answer … Correct.
Zi Qiao: Sows can drive.
Yifei: Even Ceng Xiaoxian can drive, but why can't sows?
Youyou: Boys, now it's your turn.
Ziqiao: Japanese action class
Xiaoxian: Life class
Youyou: Please listen to the question. Hu Yifei suddenly fell from a height of six kilometers to one kilometer. Why is she still alive?
Ziqiao: Because she fell in the plane.
Youyou: Wrong, because she is a China stockholder. Yifei
Xiaoxian: I knew it. Can you use your head
Yifei: film and television
Youyou: Please say the four lines that Friar Sand said the most in Journey to the West
Yifei: Big Brother, the master was taken away by the monster
Youyou: One sentence
Yifei: Second Brother, the master was taken away by the monster < The second brother and the master were both taken away by monsters
Youyou: Exactly
Four men suffered internal injuries
Youyou: Now the game has reached a white-hot stage, and the score on the field is 14 to 15, and Yifei continues to lead with a slight advantage. Team Three Guns, here is your last question. If you get it wrong, your room will become a chess room. Please choose the answer type
Guangu: Science, I love science
Youyou: This question may not be your strong point. Please listen to the question. In medicine, the pain is divided into twelve levels, the first level is the pain when bitten by mosquitoes, and the twelfth level is the most painful level. What is the pain of the 13th grade
Guan Gu: I know, I know, it's suicide by caesarean section
Xiaoxian: No, no, don't answer in a hurry. Have you tried it?
Zi Qiao: I think it's definitely wrong. If caesarean section is more painful than childbirth, why do many people choose caesarean section ... Referee, I demand that Guan Gu's answer be rejected internally
Guan Gu. Lv Ziqiao, why did you reject my answer? I'll tell you, if my room becomes a chess room, I must ask you to commit suicide by cutting your belly.
Zi Qiao: Stop arguing, let me think, let me think, I know, it happened that a pregnant woman was bitten by a mosquito during childbirth.
Youyou: Correct answer, the score on the field is 15 to 15, and both sides are tied.
One Philippine. I'm ready ... Overtime
Four men: Oh ~ ~ ~
Youyou: Both sides have two minutes to answer questions. If you answer correctly, you will get one point. If you answer incorrectly, you won't get any points. Do you understand?
Yifei: I like the feeling of killing your opponent in overtime best.
Zi Qiao: I'm telling you, I'm in college. We will never stop.
Yifei: You are sure to lose. Do you want to bet?
Xiaoxian: That's strange, haven't we been gambling? Otherwise, what were we doing just now ... Very six plus one.
Yifei: I mean, the bet is a little bigger.
Xiaoxian: OK, if we win, I'll take you ........ We'll lose Zhang Wei to you.
Yifei: What do I want him to do?
Zi Qiao: I'll tell you, gambling with us is not about what you want, but about what we have.
Youyou: Three Guns Team comes first. Just a friendly reminder, the following topic is wild.
Four men are like beasts: Ah ~
Youyou bright red card
First question, what animal can stick on the wall
Zi Qiao: Cowhide
Xiaoxian: Gecko
Guan Gu: It's a seal
Youyou: Correct answer. Second question, the tortoise built a house in its shell, and then got into it, and guessed a health care product.
Zi Qiao: Covered in the middle
Youyou: Right, the same tortoise demolished the house, built another house, and then got into it, and then guessed a health care product.
Zi Qiao: Covered in the middle
Youyou: It was the same tortoise. New cover and middle cover
Xiaoxian: Big Brother, there is no such product at all, okay?
Youyou: Time is running out
Ziqiao: Let me think, let me think, I have it. The giant cover (calcium)
Youyou: Exactly
Four men: Yeah ~
Youyou: Yifei broke it in high school. Wrong number, one point deducted, and you, get a yellow card. Next question, complete the following actions, with one eye looking up and one eye looking down
Guan Gu: How is that possible
Xiaoxian: Hey, Zi Qiao, it's just a competition. If you are paralyzed, you won't be able to do it ... I see
Yifei: You can dig it out first, and maybe you can become
Xiaoxian: Watch (Lie on your side! Three-gun team, five questions correctly, one wrong question, four points. Yifei, it's your turn now. The clock is starting. Speaking of it, it's always relevant to you, but what can't be seen or found when necessary?
Yifei: The relevant department
Youyou: Correct. Excuse me, where does this slogan come from?
Yifei: Next question
Youyou: There are four people playing mahjong in the house, the police. ABCDEFG, with a total of ***26 English letters, how many letters are left after ET leaves?
Yifei: 24.
youyou: I'll give you another chance.
(The men are dismissive for a while)
Yifei: Wait, I see, 21. Because ET is an alien, he also took the UFO!
youyou: exactly. There is one thing in Sekitani Kamiki that is longer than all the boys here. What is it?
Yifei: give me a hint!
Youyou: Anyway, it is long, definitely longer than Ceng Laoshi and Zi Qiao, and Zhang Wei's is the shortest.
Yifei: They ... how do I know
Youyou: You know, you've seen it, just say it ... three, two, one. Time's up
Yifei: I ... I don't know how to say it!
youyou: sister Yifei, it's a name, a name!
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