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What funny words should I write for my friend's birthday cake?

1. Birthday guy, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.

Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

13. I wish you happiness as an old bastard in the East China Sea, and live longer than Nanshan Boulder.

Animal star: Pig, your birthday is very happy. Congratulations on another year's wrinkles ... one step closer to wrinkles ...

5. On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi every day, Fanta every day, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, a glass of Sprite, always eye-catching.

I wish you a big meal; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

There's another test.

Please complete the above set of short answers, and the answer is just outside your mouth.

1) Write a same-sex name.

2) What is your saddest color? White, black, blue, green and yellow?

3) Your first female role was Yingbai?

4) When is your birthday?

5) Do you prefer black or red?

6) Write a true same-sex word.

7) What is your saddest number?

8) Do you like Asia in Florida?

9) Do you like lakes and land best?

10) make a hope (the desire to practice)

Results:

1) You hate that person faintly.

2) If you choose:

White: You are an alert person, and your life is full of love.

Wu Se: You are radical, but confident.

Green: Your stupid soul is diligent. You are a more sure person.

Blue: You are an octopus. You love many people at the same time. You like the kiss and love of your lover.

Yellow: You are not a happy person. Happy birthday. You give good advice to people who miss you.

3) If the first female character in your English and Chinese characters is:

A-K, some of you will love war very much in your life.

L-R You always want to enjoy your life, and your love career will be put on hold immediately.

S-Z You like helping others, and your future love life is full of hope.

4) If you were born in:

1 month to March: A few years ago, you will be unlucky, and you will find that you love the next person outside of life.

April to June: You won't have bitterness and little affection, but this wonderful memory will make you live forever.

July to September: You will have a happy New Year and experience a good little change in your life.

10 to 12: Your love will not be very good, but in the end you will find your life partner.

5) If you choose:

My color: Your life will change. It seems easy to look forward, but first you will feel that change is the best western China in your life.

Red: You have a friend who trusts you very much and is willing to do anything for you. Fate, but you can't know this side.

6) He is your best enemy.

7) This is the number of friends you will have in your life.

8) If you choose:

California: You're worried.

Florida: You are not a lazy person.

9) If you choose:

Hu: You are devout to your enemies and lovers, and you are a radical person.

Land: You are an octopus. You hate many people at the same time. You want to make the people you love happy.

10) If you take this test in a different place when you are a freshman, your wish will be fulfilled after your last birthday; If you look at him, your hope will not be a great joy away from you ten places.