What funny and humorous advertising slogans have you seen that made you choke with laughter?

1. Beauty salon advertisement

2. Jiang Xiaobai’s advertisement.

3. Store promotion slogans.

4. Kung Fu Kitchen advertising slogan.

5. Advertising slogans for milk tea shops.

6. Bar advertising slogans.

All of them are creative and laugh out loud. Which one do you think is the funniest? 1. "Love Apartment": If a man wants to have good kidneys, he should drink Shenbao. One bottle will refresh his mind, two bottles will never make him tired, three bottles will make him immortal, oh...yeah!

2. "Love Apartment": Phelps' special knock-off waterproof phone, the knock-off phone is awesome!

Our rural wall advertisements have always been wonderful

1. I just want to ask if I can buy an air conditioner for my wife

2. Good voice I was a little skinny back then

3. Talent is among the people, give me a dozen of these melons

I am happy to share with you some funny slogans. ? There are too many interesting and funny advertising slogans, especially modern companies and even small shops, which are racking their brains to attract consumers to spend!

1. Nongfu Spring Advertisement: We don’t sell water, we only work as nature porters” - For twenty years, Nongfu Spring has adhered to the concept of “never using city tap water” and always adhered to the source of water. The factory is built in the local area and the water source is produced in the local area to ensure the natural and healthy quality of each bottle of Nongfu Spring.

2. Sanjing Oral Liquid, a woman came in and shouted like she was on stimulants. : "Mom, I bought him Sanjing Oral Liquid." Her mother looked like a class struggle person: "Sanjing Oral Liquid? Is it from Blue Bottle? "This woman is so awesome: "Of course! Sanjing oral liquid comes in blue bottles! "That tone! It feels like she didn't have to be so awesome after developing it!

3. I remember when I was a kid, there was an advertisement like this. There was a beautiful woman running in front, and a cheetah chasing her behind. The girl ran and yelled: Don't chase me. The last scene was a voiceover: Tai Chi Jiji syrup. Haha, it was so unexpected.

4. A certain company's toothbrush advertisement: It is a messenger that drives away oral germs. , it is an angel that brings people confidence, it is a close partner of toothpaste - you deserve it

5. An optical store advertisement - "Eyes are the windows of the soul, in order to protect your soul." , please install glass for your windows. ”

6. Prevent evil from coming out of the mouth, prevent diseases from entering from the mouth, let the breath refresh the heart, cover you with fresh breath, fresh you, live with you, breathe peacefully.

7. The slogan of a small shop: First line: Come in early and come in late. Come in early and late. Second line: Eat more, eat less, eat as much as you like.

8. From a certain company**. *No Smoking Advertising in Places--"To keep the carpet from having holes, and so that your lungs don't have holes, please don't smoke." "

9. Thermal underwear for Arctic people: Drink the right kind of wine when drinking, everyone on earth knows!

10. Advertisement for a new book - "The author of this book is a millionaire. Unmarried, the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel! "

11. Biyang Yak Bone Marrow Bone Strengthening Powder: Ever since I started drinking wine, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and I can walk with more energy!

12. Passing by A ramen shop, Taiyi saw the name on the sign: "Beef Ramen"

13. An advertisement from a printing company - "Print everything except banknotes."

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Are these creative advertisements dumbfounding?

Traffic advertisement: "If your car can swim, please go straight without braking. "

Washing machine advertisement: "A leisurely wife and loving mother. "

Printing company advertisement: "Except banknotes, print everything. "

Beauty salon advertisement: "Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

Traffic safety: "Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared accessories for cars, but not for people. "

An American newspaper published an advertisement for a female secretary: "We are looking for a secretary who looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, and works like a donkey! ”

Advertisement on the tombstone: “The inscription on a tombstone in Scotland reads: ‘Here lies Hemisy Mactevisy, whose grieving wife inherited his prosperous business - -Vegetable store, the store is located on Route X, open 24 hours a day! '"

1. The first step to genius is Queshi diapers. (The only distance between me and genius is diapers!)

2. Melatonin, which dominated the TV screen back then, must be on the list ——No gifts for the holidays this year, only melatonin! (I still don’t know whether to accept gifts or not, and those who give gifts are confused)

3. Abortion advertisement--surgery today, tomorrow Go to work! (This advertising slogan has become a joke)

4. Jiang Xiaobai. There are so many funny advertisements from Jiang Xiaobai. You may have never drank Jiang Xiaobai, but you will definitely be addicted to it. Jiang Xiaobai’s slogan is so funny!

5. Little Kuihua’s mother’s class has started, why does the child keep having a cough? It’s probably due to lung fever... (Little Kuihua’s mother’s class has started, why? Is it bad for a child to have a cough? It’s probably because he’s sick! Hahahaha)

6. Why are you chasing me? Why are you chasing me? (Do you know why)

7. Yang Mi's Liuliumei - are you okay? Are you okay! Are you okay! ......... (You're okay, just Liuliumei?)

"Tianwang Huihui Shuer is not leaking" is indeed good. ! [Like][Like][Like]

First of all, thank you very much for answering this question for you. Let me lead you into this issue. Now let’s discuss it together.

Those ridiculous and breathtaking slogans

1. A vendor selling shorts made a funny slogan worth 33,360 pounds: "A person can have no money, but he can't stop wearing shorts. There are three pairs for 10 yuan, from one year old to 100 years old! "

2. The slogan of a store selling underwear is: "It is better to be arrogant than to complain about others! "

3. No smoking advertisement in public places - "Please don't smoke so that there are no holes in the carpet and no holes in your lungs! "

4. The advertisement for a new book - said, "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object he wants is the heroine in this novel! "

5. A cosmetics ad - says, "Get out of these places early. Please do not leave the scene. "

6. Advertisement for a printing company - "Besides money, print everything

7. Public toilet: The slogan is: "Whoever follows the spirit, you can click here "(Button at the flushing point of the public toilet)" Get up: urinate in the pool, don't imitate machine gun shooting; get down: shit in the pit, don't be a god.

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1. Urgent Syrup

Everyone has seen this commercial, right? At its peak, it was broadcast three times in a row. The entire content was a tiger fiercely chasing a full-body animal. Silly girl ran into the forest wearing her underwear and covered with white sand. Silly girl yelled as she ran: Why are you chasing me? As a result, the tiger was even more outrageous. He opened his mouth and said: I need to drink syrup urgently...

I still can’t understand it.

2. Fu Yanjie

Ren Jing is so beautiful. She said happily: I use it. Fu Yanjie. Fu Disheng put his arms around her shoulders and continued: Washing will make you healthier...

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An advertisement for a dumpling shop - "Everything is possible." Bag! ”

Advertisement for a certain lime factory——“Start from scratch! ”

A pawn shop advertisement——“Well deserved! ”

An advertisement for a hat company——“Get people with hats!” ”

A barber shop advertisement——“Not a penny!” ”

4.,

——A certain mattress advertisement

Don’t be cheap, that guy!

——One during Valentine’s Day Advertisement for a flower shop

Have you soaked? Have you rinsed the bubbles? Rinse and dry the bubbles!

——A certain laundry detergent advertisement

First sight Carillon

——An advertising slogan of a certain music store

Please turn your eyes several times after applying the drops so that the liquid can spread all over the world.

——A certain eye drop. Advertisement

This product is the most attractive to the opposite sex, so it comes with a self-defense textbook

——A certain perfume advertisement

Although it is a hair-raising technique, it is indeed the best. Work hard.

——A barber shop advertisement

Please don’t flirt with the woman coming out of our shop, she may be your grandmother

——A beauty salon. Hospital advertisement

All-encompassing!

—— Advertisement for a certain steamed bun shop

Well-deserved!

—— Advertisement for a certain pawn shop

Pick people by their hats!

——An advertisement for a certain hat

Nothing!

——An advertisement for a certain barber shop

Asking for trouble!

——A certain drug store advertisement

No fight, no acquaintance!

——A certain typewriter advertisement

Eyes They are the windows of the soul. To protect your soul, please install glass for your windows.

——A glasses advertisement

Get rid of 'spots' as soon as possible and avoid 'acne'.

——A cosmetics advertisement

Prints everything except banknotes

——A printing company advertisement

Today’s store. The roses are the cheapest, and you can even buy a few for your wife

——An advertisement for a flower shop

Work hard, as long as you still have breath.

——A tire advertisement

Its only drawback is that when running at 100 kilometers per hour, you can still hear the nagging of your mother-in-law sitting in the back seat.

——A certain car advertisement

Clinton caused the scandal because he did not use this facial cleanser. If you don’t believe it, try it!

——A certain facial cleanser advertisement

Who can punish corruption? Me!

——A certain refrigerator advertisement

When you visit our store, please take care of your wife!

——A jewelry store advertisement

We only sell comfort.

——A shoe factory

Come and have a meal! Otherwise we will all starve.

——A certain hotel

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Today we will take a look at some What advertising slogans make you choke with laughter?

1 Belt: Jiangnan Leather Factory has closed down, Jiangnan Leather Factory has closed down...

(I believe this is familiar to everyone. When I saw the two words of the advertisement, I couldn't help but think of this)

2 Gillette razor: Looking at the light, I feel refreshed.

3 7Up Soda: This is not Coke!

4 Coca-Cola: Always Coca-Cola!

5 Camel Cigarettes: I walked a mile to buy this pack of Camel Cigarettes!

6 Wendy's Burger: "Where's the beef?"

7 Crest Toothpaste: "Look, Mom, there are no cavities."

8 Little Sunflower Mom Classroom Classes are about to begin...

9 A certain electric fan: To be honest, his reputation is based on bragging.

10 Advertisement from a printing company: Print everything except banknotes!

11 new books: The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel.

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