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Sir, if you drive less than 30 miles per hour, you can enjoy the beautiful local scenery. More than 60 miles, please visit the court; More than 80 miles, welcome to the latest local emergency hospital; 100 Miles, please rest in peace.

I wish people a long life and peace for thousands of miles.

If your car can swim, you don't have to brake, just go all out! !

If you want to jump off a building,

If you want to turn into meat sauce, please go to the tenth floor.

If you want to hurry, please go to the ninth floor.

If you want to catch your breath, please go to the eighth floor.

If you want to struggle, please go to the seventh floor.

If you have any last words, please go to the sixth floor.

If you just want to be disabled, please go to the fifth floor.

If you only want to be hospitalized, please go to the fourth floor.

If you just want to scare people, please go to the third floor.

If you are just interested, please go to the second floor.

If you want to be called crazy, please go to the first floor.

Those who are good at jumping please go to the basement! ~~~~

Politeness comes first. It will be everyone's curse to respect and rob the strong.

This is a dangerous section, and it is far from the hospital! (Yugoslavia)

No matter how good the prosthesis is, it can't compare with the original limb. Life depends on your wheels!