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/kloc-Tuesday, 0/8, April 8 of the lunar calendar and May 8 of the solar calendar, please calculate the date of birth.

Zodiac meaning:

Your sign is "mouse"

You are emotional and opportunistic.

Gifted, sensitive, and good at development in many aspects. Be more considerate to your lover, dare to take risks, persevere when encountering difficulties, and don't give up halfway. Acting on intuition sometimes distorts the facts and blames others.

☆ The time of birth has a great influence on the lifestyle of mice. Mice born at night are more enthusiastic and excited than mice born during the day.

☆ The nature of rats makes rats everywhere, and they can keep their secrets well, but you are an expert at prying into other people's secrets. Rat people use the collected deadly news to kill people and then quickly do it, and use other people's loopholes to have a clear conscience. In a word, the mouse will never miss an opportunity to find out information. Rats are nosy, but their intentions are good.

☆ Because rats try not to show their feelings, when others find that rats become irritable, rude or reckless, they know that rats are upset. Of course, there are also some rats who are very talkative. Rats are active and diligent, and your anger is mainly caused by the laziness and waste of others. The negative side of rat people is that they like to gossip about small things, criticize others, care about things, find fault and bargain. Rat people often buy things they don't really need, and they are always cheated in bargaining. Maybe this is the accumulation desire of mice. There are souvenirs in the room and sad memories in my heart.

People born this year will succeed in whatever they do, because you have the ability to improvise like your zodiac. Rats can overcome many difficulties and be fearless in times of crisis until they finally achieve their goals. Because the mouse is calm and alert, you have keen intuition, foresight and sensitivity when doing business. Disaster can only make mice smarter. You are always busy making your own plans.

People who belong to rats have good memories, love to ask questions and have unique eyes. You know almost all the people and things around you. Write it down as your hobby. So it is not surprising that people who belong to rats become excellent writers.

People who care about you don't have to worry about your safety. Before making a deal, the mouse had already thought of a way out. Once something happens, the rats will evacuate quickly. The first thing in the mouse's mind is the instinct of self-defense. You usually adopt the scheme with the least risk. The best way for others to get out of trouble as soon as possible is the rat policy. Because the mouse seems to have a hidden alarm and defense device, and this device rarely fails. Ambition, ambition is a stumbling block to the progress of mice, trying to do many things at once, leading to distraction. If a mouse can develop its strengths and avoid its weaknesses, and persevere in completing a mouse's career, then the animal will eventually become rich, which is the same as saving money.

☆ Although rats are born with the ability to predict danger, enough is enough, but because you never miss the opportunity to bargain and make a "good deal", it is often difficult to make an accurate decision, and as a result, you fall into the trap. As the saying goes, "You can learn from your mistakes". In the life of a mouse, you have to suffer at least one big economic blow before you know that greed has advantages and disadvantages. However, it is impossible to find a poor mouse. If others can find it, then we can bet that the mouse will not be poor for a long time because of its adaptability, otherwise, the mouse will not be a mouse. If the mouse can overcome greed and learn to tolerate properly, then the life of the mouse will be smooth sailing.

☆ In Walter Disney's works, the personality charm of mice is generally loved and understood as Mickey Mouse. People who look like rats may be taciturn, but they are not. Your heart will never be as calm as you appear. In fact, mice are easily excited, but you can control yourself. This is the reason why mice are popular, and it is also the best explanation for many friends. Rat people may be honest, but your friendly actions often make others feel stiff. Rats are usually cheerful, happy and sociable. Occasionally, you may meet a rat who loves to criticize, complain and find fault.

☆ Rats are naturally fond of cliques, and your statement that many people feel safe is probably reasonable. You never worry about having an extra mouth to eat. You can allow your relatives and friends to live in a mouse house and live on mice. Why? Because the sly mouse can always find something for the mouse to do, so that the mouse can have food and clothes to wear. Lazy people, beggars and people who like to take advantage of others will all become very busy in the mouse family. Sometimes, people belonging to rats will obviously form a group and try to join an exclusive organization. According to the habit, people can always find rat people among close friends or colleagues. Rat people like to participate in everything and are very friendly. Rats really cherish your relationship with relatives and friends. Sometimes people will find that mice are associated with other people's lives. Once you have a good impression on someone, it is difficult to get rid of strong emotional attachment. However, people can't know exactly where the mouse stands. The rat's love ability can only be influenced by the rat's alertness and love for money. Although the kindness of mice is limited, you still hope that people can give you full trust.

Rats are easy to get along with, work hard and live frugally. You won't give generously unless you like them very much. Therefore, if someone gets a valuable gift from the mouse, then the mouse must have a high opinion of this person. However, although rats are cautious and show off, they never need admirers. If you are a rat boss, you may be very concerned about your employees, whether they have enough exercise and whether their diet is reasonable. When employees are sick, mice will visit them and solve their problems as their own. When it comes to raising the salary of strategists, they should have raised it a long time ago. You start to set obstacles and become stingy. If you want to get money from people who belong to rats, you have to negotiate and bargain many times before you can reach an agreement.

☆ A lady who is a mouse is often thrifty enough to surprise others. She always gives others old clothes and toys, buys and sells second-hand goods, divides a meal into several meals, and tries to save family expenses until the family can't stand it. She did not hesitate to use the same method for the children at home. But if the family really needs money, she will be generous.

☆ In addition to doting on children and caring too much about her husband, the mother of a rat is actually a good housewife. She will be helpful to her husband's career development and will be responsible for her husband. She will drive her children to practice piano, ballet and violin. She can undertake heavy social work. On the other hand, the husband of this animal sign can help the family do some housework and is happy to spend holidays and weekends with his family.

☆ Because the Zodiac mouse is a real sentimental person, the mouse has deep feelings not only for your children but also for your elders. Parents of children born in the Year of the Rat will certainly get their children's care and consideration. Unlike children born in the Year of the Loong, they don't require perfect parents. Children born in the Year of the Rat have great trust in their parents, can cater to their needs and tolerate their mistakes.

☆ Rats are easily attracted to cows. Rats will find that cows are powerful, and they can rely on and appreciate the loyalty of rats. Similarly, people who belong to dragons live in harmony with people who belong to rats. Rat people will also find the alert snake people attractive and may form a suitable alliance with rat people. Being dumped by power, people who belong to rats will be infatuated with irresistible monkeys and appreciate the clever monkey way of doing things; On the other hand, monkeys will be happy to let mice talk and do things according to their will. People who belong to rats will live in harmony with people who belong to tigers, dogs, pigs or other rats. There will be a great conflict between mice and horses, and horses are very isolated and elusive to mice who like to form groups. It is unwise for a mouse to marry a chicken. The cock who likes fantasy will irritate the actual mouse endlessly. Marrying a sheep also has many problems. A kind sheep may squander the savings earned by a mouse's hard work.

★ You were born in Jiazi year:

Jiazi's birth year: house mouse (five elements belong to gold)

Learn a lot from others, and there is no end to learning. Violent and withered, suffering from childhood disasters, paying attention to parents' support, paying little attention to brothers and children, and punishing many children, a man with a first wife and a woman with a long husband can be described as smart and wise.

Jiazi Year: Jiazi Mu Zi water, the stranger is the mouse of the grange homestead, the son belongs to the land of water, lake and flourishing water, and the gold dies in the son, and the water is flourishing and the gold dies, so it is said: Gold in the sea is also. The gas reservoir is in the bag and extremely potential. Baolong Palace, Pearl Pregnancy, and Jiaobao are expensive when they meet each other, and they appear at every rush. This is a precious project. It likes golden water and prosperity, auspiciousness, spirit and luck. It is dignified, intelligent and authoritative, with extraordinary appearance, rich combination, versatile in spring, full of vitality in summer, peaceful in autumn and brilliant in winter. Born every day, I created my own inheritance and got the blessing of peace at night. I have been brave all my life and was born in June. February is forbidden for men, June and December for women.

If a son is punished after he is born, he will learn a lot and make little progress. He has no end, his heart will be impetuous, and he will see disaster when he is young. He will worship his parents again, care about his brothers and rely less on his flesh and blood, and his son will be punished. He is a man with a first wife and a woman with a long husband. Clever, intelligent and virtuous, he took three liters of rice, three liters of glutinous rice, a piece of cotton cloth, a piece of silk, and five taels of tea salt. He owed a thousand dollars, made a fortune from ugliness, and died at noon.

Jiazi people are heroic and full of courage, but they often act rashly because of greed, which makes them suffer setbacks and even lose everything. However, when they get old, they will save seriously, which will lead them to catch up with each other and save money. A good wife and son are fat in their later years.

You were born in April:

People born in April were conceived in July the year before last, and were born after the long summer festival. They are as restless as wild horses, running like rabbits, uneasy in their rooms, making friends all over the world, and giving timely help in the snow. They are expected to achieve something in art in this life, but they are too eager to tidy up their hearts. Although there are ancestors, they are unable to persist, and they have experienced hardships. The so-called "jade is not cut"

In the divination of the Book of Changes, April is the month when Mitsuki was built. People born in this month will carefully consider everything and be proficient in understanding other people's ideas. However, they worry too much and are often skeptical about other people's behavior, which leads to disharmony in interpersonal relationships. The ups and downs of middle age are great and hard, but they can be lucky to enjoy their old age.

The poem says:

Born in April, human nature is lofty and fortune is prosperous.

Every time a cow meets a mouse and adds fields, it is a long night for Yi Cailu.

The official promises to win every year, there is no need to be angry and hate.

It's best to queue up conveniently and have a happy couple.

A life is limited to one year, so you don't need to hate and worry.

Fasting is more convenient, and husband and wife are reunited forever.

Born in April, he is uncertain, famous everywhere, loves to make friends, doesn't live in his ancestral home, is self-reliant, has an average initial limit and is rich at the end.

★ You were born on the eighth day:

People born on this day, both men and women, are smart, talented, happy and carefree, and their parents have no chance to go out to see the nobles, but it is an obstacle for their parents, so they should leave their ancestors for development, succeed in middle age and be happy and rich in the future.

★ You were born in Youshi:

Tour to Shi Sheng: (5: 00 pm to 7: 00 pm)

The emperor star enters the life, the evening paper follows the moon, dancing first, loyalty, filial piety and kindness, and good character. He made a lot of money, provoked more right and wrong, used wealth from all directions, worked hard in his childhood, separated his brothers, had no children, and his six parents were at odds. Men and women are passionate about getting into trouble, keeping secrets, having strong self-esteem and being competitive. The poem says: when you are alone, you are prosperous and talented. Being at home is not good, and parents are more worried. This is a long and happy life.

Suitable for industries: chemistry, journalists, teachers, political science and law, military personnel, emerging businesses, processing industries, industrial and mining industries, etc. Avoid fire and soil.

Good or bad years: nineteen, twenty-five, thirty-two, forty-nine, seventy and seventy-seven.

Newborns are born at the same time: the parents of newborns are full-time, and civil and military people know that officials are dear, and six parents are separated by brothers. Wealth is hard to surpass the former son. Honesty, frankness, happiness, deep pockets, generous measurement, ease of use, respect for benevolence and morality, the Lord has a noble son, omnipotent, worthy of the heavy responsibility, painting a catalpa tree, being naked, not losing money, having a successful career, enjoying the happiness of the couple for life, is a life with both wealth and wealth. The poem says: home will be glorious, home will like purple clothes, and civil and military officials will mention it.

Born in the middle of time: born in the middle of time, the father is the first to blame, the younger brother is not conducive to the ancestors, the husband and wife are punished late, and the early years are not smooth. Optimistic, open-minded, generous and unrestrained, fate repeats itself from time to time, brothers are unfavorable, and husband and wife are hindered. After leaving their ancestors, they can live a long life in Ji Fang. The poem says: Lu Yi is not a loss, she is a famous chicken, crying temporarily in the morning and evening, and she is someone else.

Born at the end of unitary: Born at the end of unitary, the mother is the first to blame, the brother is the weakest, the husband and wife are punished late, and women should be punished for fornication. Honest, very popular, rich in economic skills, sensitive and opinionated, fond of resolving disputes, unlucky and hard in his early years, rich at the age of 37, husband and wife punished, versatile men, promiscuous and restrained women, and made a career in other places. The poem says: Louis arranges well, people's affairs can be harmonious, people's minds are good, and what they do turns around.

Daily living should avoid:

◎ Tiangan Brief Description:

As long as it is seawater, I like sunny soil (E) as a dike, but I am afraid that shady wood (B) will steal gas. Life in the backcountry of Lai Gengjin. As for Mu Wang, if the soil is weak, it will collapse, collapse will collapse, and stagnant water will flow, so he was born in Shen and died in.

◎ Interpretation in Three Life Meetings:

Hi: clean, broad, harmonious, economical, humid and northwest.

Avoid: empty death, flooding, damage, too much wood, cold air, dryness, dryness.

The sky is oblique to the northwest, the sea is the square of water, the ground sinks to the southeast, and Chen is the palace of water Go upstream, make a sound, and the water will not flow to the west. The nature of water is moist, smooth and tolerant. It is a noble thing to go straight for twelve days, and it is also smooth, with the measure of the Lord and the help of auspicious God. Inverse is sound. Retrograde for 12 days, reverse also, those who enter the qualification have a reputation, those who are exempted from punishment cross-flow, and those who love themselves are lucky. Water is inexhaustible, and gold is born and flows far away. When the water overflows, Laituke will occupy the embankment. The beauty of combining fire and water, and the mixing of water and soil are the source of turbidity, which is a taboo in ancient and modern times. If there is more fire, the water will become thirsty. The water won't flow until you see the heavy soil. Avoid seeing gold die, and gold death is a water prisoner. Don't look at Wang Mu, but Wang Mu will drown you. As the saying goes, the fate of water is shaken, and many masters are too turbid, especially Yin people. The formula is this: Shui Yang is weak and poor, while Yinshui is weak and expensive.

Born in the spring moon, promiscuous. Every time water comes to help, there will be a tendency to collapse. If you add soil, you don't have to worry about flooding. I like gold to help, but I don't like gold. I want gigi, not too much. You can work when you see wood, but you are worried when you have no soil.

The water of the summer moon returns to its source, and when it dries up, it wants to be equal. I like gold to help the body, but I don't want the fire to be too inflamed. Wood consumes its gas, and the earth king inhibits its flow.

The water of autumn moon, the water of the Queen Mother, shines in the sky. With the help of gold, it can be clear, but the soil is too turbid. It's inappropriate to have more fire and more money. Wood values wife's honor, and neutrality is beneficial. Seeing water again and again will increase the worry of its flooding, and it will only be clear if it is piled in the soil.

The water of the winter moon is the commander's monopoly. In case of fire, it is warm and cold, and in case of soil, it is hidden and naturalized. Jin Duo is talking nonsense, while Musheng means all beings. The soil is too restrained from water death, and the water overflows and likes the soil as the embankment.

When the water is flourishing, the soil becomes a pool.

Water is Lai Jinsheng, but gold is much more turbid.

Water can make wood, and wood can shrink when filled with water.

Water can overcome fire, and fire can make water and heat burn.

When the water is weak, it will clog.

Strong water gains wood, which will release potential.

◎ Rizhu Zuozhi explained:

Sun column sitting on the god of food:

His spouse is fat, docile, easy-going, well-fed, kind-hearted and virtuous, but if you can't see the bias, but you can't see the wealth star, you will be impetuous, have low wisdom and do nothing. If you sit down to eat God on your birthday, a man will have a greater chance of having a son and a woman will be filial. See a god of food alone on your birthday. The female life is your wife, and the male life will be a big official. I don't eat too many gods in the eight characters, stealing the vitality of the Japanese master, making the Japanese master look haggard and humble, and the female life is mostly an escort career. Japanese food gods are obedient and modest, but they are suspected of hypocrisy and stubbornness.

◎ Japanese bamboo talks about life:

A. personality:

I am the water of the sun, and I have the potential to flood rivers. My unique talent enables me to sweep the world carefree. The ability to skillfully handle interpersonal relationships is unparalleled, and it is naturally worthy of pride, whether in business or diplomacy. Because of his quick response, he rang at the first beat, so he quickly kept up with the pace of the other side.

People born every day are lucky all their lives and cheerful. However, although their fortunes were smooth sailing, they did not achieve the expected fruitful results.

Love:

This type of man has intellectual charm and a slightly melancholy temperament, which is very popular with the opposite sex. He is open to all women who pursue him and may date seven people a week. In addition, because of his bold action, he often invites others on his own initiative.

Japanese men are very good at "one-night stands", and the process from eating and drinking to restaurants depends on their knowledge background, creating a wonderful atmosphere that makes them invincible. Because of their free concept of love, they seldom have the mentality of dying for a woman.

Non-Japanese women are also very intellectually attractive, just like blooming roses, masculine and lively. Positive personality, like to guide men, if the other party is honest, they will become a good match. For this type of woman, men must know the fun of thrush.

Therefore, men who can be assistants or play the role of secretaries are more popular with this type of women. Because he is very active, he is very open when communicating with the opposite sex. Who does this person like now? People around him can know at a glance that he has no secrets in his heart. However, although her views on the opposite sex are very open, it doesn't mean that she is addicted to sensual desires, but that her brain is changing so fast that I'm afraid she won't be infatuated with someone.

. Occupation:

I was born with the speed and wisdom of water flow, and my career also has this nature potentially. Because of the cohesion of wisdom, my people are suitable for the development of planning and copywriting departments that need rich ideas or creativity. In addition, he can judge the situation keenly and get inspiration instantly, so he is a designer or copywriter, and the planning department or propaganda department needs his mind more.

Such people are also good at education, culture, art and so on, and can exert their unique creativity. Especially I am full of wisdom. If scholars or researchers can provide first-class results, most of them will not be locked in the research room to publish their results silently, but will be active in the field of public opinion communication and tend to lead a certain group theory. Many people are engaged in research departments in companies or institutions. Water also symbolizes circulation, so there are also examples of people who have successfully started their own businesses by using this feature.

There is a hint of a big river, so water conservancy or water occupation is also very suitable. People born in non-birth years can give full play to their natural instincts every day. Although their fortune is too strong and they may be derailed, they can be active in any industry like a duck to water because of their superior technology.

○ Wealth:

The essence of Ren is to use and recycle money like running water. So Japanese-born people are good at using funds flexibly and rolling money on money. Because this kind of person can calculate money quickly in his mind and know exactly how much property he will have many years later, no one can cultivate money more correctly than him.

Japanese-born people have the concept of numbers, their brains turn fast and they have many ideas. I'm afraid they can't be satisfied with interest alone. So these people often compete in the ever-changing stock market. However, ideas don't always work, so people who don't pay attention will trust their heads too much and lead to failure. It is a common phenomenon that people stand at the forefront of the times and invest huge sums of money to start a career, which eventually leads to the collapse of their foundations and nothing at all.

Health:

Water is synonymous with intellectuality, so Japanese-born people pay great attention to health management on weekdays. However, water and sex have a deep relationship since ancient times, so we should be very vigilant in this regard.

marry

Conclusion: If I enjoy myself every day, I will definitely marry a rich and powerful woman.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: When the sun is weak, the wife is wise and effective.

Inference: inconsistent

Judgment: The wife is wise and effective.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Sitting on a noble table every day, my wife is virtuous, beautiful and prestigious.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: the prosperity of the day is also prosperous. Rich people have money and many wives.

Inference: inconsistent

Judgment: the sun branch is the meridian, and the wife is beautiful.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: the Japanese branch is ugly, and the main wife is ordinary.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Rizhi is an experienced person, and his wife is sincere.

Calculation: ★ Compliance

Conclusion: the return of Japan and Shandong is admired by the nobles.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: If you sit idle every day, you will be the wife of the national seal.

Calculation: ★ Compliance

Conclusion: There are many powerful people in the sky, and they may become contacts because of too many contacts.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: The weather is getting stronger and stronger, and the marriage will change again.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: The female host is surrounded by horses. If this horse is killed by an official, it will definitely marry a foreign country or a foreign country.

Calculation: ★ Compliance

Conclusion: A man looks around at a horse, and the person with a fortune in the horse will definitely marry the daughter of a distant country or foreign country.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: A rich concubine gets a wife.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Wealth is prosperous, and wives cannot be concubines.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: When a horse enters his wife's palace, he can get a good wife, a good wife and a noble son, and marry a foreign daughter.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Lu enters the palace and eats his wife Lu

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Xianchi is dying, and his wife makes him rich.

Inference: inconsistent

Judgment: Men are weak when they meet wealth and listen to their wives.

Inference: inconsistent

Judgment: help the rich and favor the concubine.

Inference: No.

Conclusion: Wealth is the use of God's wife, and it must be virtuous and beautiful, and it must be helped internally.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: If you hurt an official, you will be rewarded. If you make a fortune, you will get an order. Marry a rich woman while you can.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Zhu is partial to wealth and loves his wife less and concubines more.

Calculation: ★ Compliance

Conclusion: Rich as an enemy, he left his ancestors to propose marriage.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: The injured official was restrained, and the adopted daughter was his wife.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: it is more prosperous than robbery, making money hurts food, and the wife is virtuous.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Fortune stars can sit on their own, and their wives can live long without being washed away.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: The wife is a good-looking, gentle and virtuous woman.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: It is best for a wife to take care of both housework and finance.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: His daily fortune is prosperous and he is healthy. The main reason is that he has a happy marriage and can get a virtuous lifelong partner. After marriage, the family is well-off, the reputation is rising, and it is easy to gain fame and fortune.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Rich and healthy, they hit it off immediately and the couple must have a harmonious relationship.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Japanese holidays are a kind of enjoyment, and wives are wise and good wives. For example, if she is also a virtuous person and her wife is kind and generous, she will be a good object for both happiness and wisdom.

Extrapolation: it is a pleasure to use it when the daily expenses are not met.

Not in line with the virtues of heaven and earth.

Conclusion: Wealth is strong, and a versatile wife is helpful internally, and it is easy for her to get rich.

Calculation: ★ Compliance

Judgment: If you spend money every day, you will get your wife's money if you enjoy it.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: When the sun is weak, the sheep blade can get great help from his wife when sitting on the sun. Moreover, his wife is smart and witty, and her marriage is easy to be happy.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Japanese are food gods and like to use eight characters. There is no strong constraint on the injured official. The wife is fat, generous, kind and virtuous.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Japanese officials like to use eight characters. There is no strong prejudice and constraint. The main wife is sincere and solemn, gentle and virtuous, and has the ability to manage the family.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: If the financial officer likes to use it, he must help his husband and wife, because the wife is expensive.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: The sun is weak, sitting shoulder to shoulder with the sun, and the wife is capable and helpful.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Strong body kills shallow, wealth kills rich, and the main wife is virtuous and rich, or the wife is rich.

Calculation: ★ Compliance

Conclusion: a strong official is slightly injured, but a wealthy star is hurt. The main wife is virtuous and rich, or the wife is rich.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Weakness helps to hurt wealth, but a wife is virtuous.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Wealth is stronger than wealth, which helps the health and makes the wife virtuous.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: wealth hurts the seal, and the official wealth is the seal, and the wife is virtuous.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Wealth is God's longevity, and the main wife lives long and grows old together.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: Fortune Star is the winner or winner of Fortune Star, and this star is the happy star in the eight characters. The main wife is beautiful and talented, and married a rich family.

Inference: inconsistent

Conclusion: The injured officials all support the combination, and there is no media to frame themselves.

Inference: inconsistent