What are you calling?

When someone calls you a dog, there are several ways to reply: 1. When someone calls you a dog, you can reply to him like this: The first way to reply is: "Oh, you are really good. You can stand and talk like a dog. " If you call me a dog, he is also a dog. 2. The second method: "Excuse me, where is this?" ? When someone answers where you are, you say, "I thought I came from the grassland". What does this sentence mean? What's on the grassland? Are all animals that eat grass except grass? This means that you are standing in front of an animal, not a person. 3. The third regression method: "Generally speaking, a good dog will not bite or hurt people. People who hurt people are mad dogs. " This sentence means that the person who scolds you is a mad dog. 4. The fourth way to retreat: "You look like you're going to bite me. Forget it. I will retreat. Now rabies vaccine is very expensive. " This sentence shows that the other person is a dog, and only when bitten by a dog can you get rabies vaccine. 5. The fifth way to fight back: "Look, my teeth are not as sharp as yours, and my tongue is not as long as yours. Even if you win, I can't scold you." What is sharp teeth and sharp tongue? Ah, dog, that means the person who scolds you is a dog.