Car window slogans are also crazy, exaggerated and humorous car slogans

Exaggerated and humorous car quotes:

1. Female driver + running in + first time = female devil

2. Just treat me as a red light

3. Expelled from the driving school and became self-taught

4. "New trendy noodles" = novice + hand fashion + special noodles

5. Super large bread, freshly baked

6. Congratulations! You will be the 101st impactor of this car!

7. I am Rourou and the car is Momo. Everyone calls us "Roujiamo". tasty! Don't taste it!

8. The slogan posted by Maxima: My brother is a BMW; the slogan posted by Alto: Don’t bully me for being young, my brother is an Audi.

Quotations from regular ridiculous cars:

1. Protecting novices is everyone’s responsibility;

2. Novices, women!

3. A novice driving for the first time, good at sudden braking;

4. The hands are confused and the more you press, the slower you go;

5. The old car is old and worn out. Break in!

6. On the first day of driving license, I am slow to show my face;

7. The driver is new and old, and his eyesight is not good; he sways left and right, and has poor sudden braking

8. Just entered the industry, studying hard

9. If you don’t have money for major repairs, you are welcome to rear-end the car

10. Newbie, new car, panic! !

Alarmist car quotes:

1. I am short-sighted and don’t wear glasses yet!

2. A new car is on the road, but there is a killer inside!

3. You won’t be able to hang up in one or more gears, so you are proficient!

4. I can’t tell the difference between brake and accelerator, but it works!

5. Please go around vehicles that are prone to accidents

7. Please go around moving obstacles

8. Please go around vehicles that are prone to accidents

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9. Buy a license or rent a car, it’s up to you

10. 10 years of driving experience, drive 100 kilometers safely

11. Fail the road test five times

12. Nuclear bombs are placed at the rear, keep your distance

13. Age is 60 years old, driving experience is 60 days

14. Pay attention, there is * in front of you

15. Old novice, overhaul and running-in

16. There is a master killer inside

17. A recent graduate of the road killer training class

18. Tyson is Sleeping in the car

19. Just bought this book!

20. Nuclear-powered engine (rear-mounted)

21. The creator of urban car accidents!

22. The driver once easily dealt with the Super Saiyan, just figure it out!

23. Except for fire control, the basic configuration of this vehicle is the same as that of a tank.

Quotes about the oblique vehicle:

1. When you see this line, Your car is too close to me!

2. Only you are silently supporting me from behind

3. Don’t kiss me outside the car, kissing is prohibited inside the car

4. Just face to face, practicing

5. Don’t read the words here clearly

6. It’s not a bumper car

7. I got the certificate yesterday and was happy...

Fierce and provocative Quotes about model cars:

1. People are old and cars are new, stay away from me!

2. Come on, let’s die together!

3. If you don’t drive well and drive blindly, I will rush you!

4. The collision is not in vain!

5. I am a newbie, who should I be afraid of?

6. If you have the guts, hit it!

7. If you have the ability, get over my head!

8. What are you doing with me? Watch out if I put it in reverse gear.

9. Internship and running-in, whoever you catch will bump into whom

10. Ten collisions, nine wins and one tie

Respectfully respect the car quotations:

1. A newbie is on the road, please take care of me

2. Older female driver, please take care of me

3. I am a novice, I want to learn from you

4 , The technology is trendy and the workmanship is poor, please forgive me!

5. You are the master, you can surpass as much as you like!

Poetic and affectionate car quotations:

1. Don’t kiss me, I’m shy (repair)

2. Distance creates beauty

　3. If you let me give way, my heart will be wider and the road will be wider

　4. Keep people closer and cars farther away

　5. You who are the farthest are the closest to me

6. If you love me, stay away from me!!