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Land Temple Couplets and Cross Couplets

Land is a small and insignificant role among the gods. Of course, his temple can't squeeze into the capital and can only be built at the end of the village. Most land temples are cramped and can be poor households; Moreover, it is rickety, and the house leaks even when it rains at night, and the walls are broken, which is called a dangerous house. The land level is low, the jurisdiction is narrow, the mana is limited, and it is not a blessed land, so the relationship between cadres and the masses is good.

However, sometimes people are very unfriendly to the land and even scold it sarcastically. People dare not openly offend this batch of "land", so they put couplets on the land temple to criticize:

Regardless of yellow wine and white wine

Cocks and hens should be fat.

Horizontal batch: Although it's over.

The following two couplets can be called aphorisms, warning people not to do evil.

Ningbo Yinxian Land Temple is a couplet cloud-

In the conversation between people, don't say the actual situation or facts.

Do evil and burn incense in vain.

Jiangsu jurong land temple couplet is-

Don't laugh at my incompetence. Make a wish and try.

Even if you are rich and good, don't burn incense to see it.

The clay sculpture woodcarving of "Tuzhu" is not credible, but the tone of this couplet is very interesting. Maybe the author meant something else. I think it is very appropriate to transfer this couplet to some insatiable "public servants" today.

Guangdong Xinhui Land Temple has a long couplet-

All women love it and all daughters-in-law hate it, so I advise all housewives in the world to love their daughters less and their daughters less.

Why does the wife obey and why does the mother rebel? May the son of man obey his mother.

The first exhorts the mother-in-law in the world to love her daughter's beloved daughter-in-law, and the second exhorts the son of man in the world to obey his mother with his wife's heart.

The couplets of the Land Temple in Ganzhou, Jiangxi Province, use the tone of teaching-

If I have spirit, I won't accumulate dust everywhere, and my bones and muscles will fall off.

Don't be paranoid, you know nothing can compare with diligence and laziness.

Yangzhou Land Temple has a couplet-

Grandpa is fair.

Mother-in-law is a woman's heart

It is easy to understand why people burn incense and candles to landlords and landlords.

A land temple in a township in Shaoxing is connected to a highway-

You can't ask for your outstanding achievements.

Sin is as deep as the sea, kneeling on the ground.

Tell people that no matter how successful you are, you can't be complacent; If the crime is as deep as the sea, you should repent and turn over a new leaf.

The "land god" is an anthropomorphic god, so the land god is human and has a couplet-

A little arrogant.

Size is official.

Horizontal examination and approval: monopoly party

In fact, there is no God in the world. The land god is just an ideal, an imaginary god. They sincerely hope that there is such an old man in every place and department in the dark, who will serve as an official, benefit one party, eliminate disasters for the people, uphold justice and be a good parent and guardian of the people. Even a little petty gain and a little mistake can be forgiven. It can be seen that our common people are kind and tolerant.