The most liked funny copywriting in Moments

1. I want to be a man like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating deliciously. This is called connotation.

2. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers and vowed to raise one when I grew up.

Twenty years later, my dream finally came true. Needless to say, it was time to cook for my wife, but I was beaten again when I was late.

3. Today’s buses are really too crowded. When I passed the bus stop in the morning, I was squeezed onto the bus. After finally getting off, I was squeezed onto another bus.

4. "If I were a zombie, I would definitely not eat you." "I'm so touched, why?" "Because you have no brains!"

5. So happy, it's over After years of single life, a new year of single life has finally arrived.

6. "Do you have any secrets to longevity?" "

On my eighteenth birthday, I made a wish." "Immortality?" "No, yes. Find a girlfriend before you die!"

7. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, and sunny days are suitable for going out. For a long time, I have looked through the almanac, but there is no day suitable for going to work.

8. Human potential is really unlimited. I was full at night, but someone invited me to barbecue, and I could still eat a few

ten skewers in one go.

9. There is a question that has troubled me for many years. Is it "Please pay attention when reversing" or "Please pay attention when reversing"? 10. Fate is still very fair. Although you are short, your hairline is high!

11. Don’t mess with me. When I lose my temper, I am afraid that someone will hit me.

12. At this age, the only ones who will sing softly in your ears, like every inch of your body, and always want to give you bags are mosquitoes.

13. It is reasonable to eat like crazy when you are stressed. Because if you eat fat, the area will be larger, and the stress will be reduced!

14. Don’t think that just because you have a tan can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

Fifteen.

Ten years ago when I left my hometown for work, I secretly vowed that I would drive a luxury car and wear sunglasses when I returned home in fine clothes. Today, half of my dream has come true. I can finally afford sunglasses.

16. I saw a couple making out on the street, so I ran over and said to the boy: Brother, the sister today is not as beautiful as the one yesterday.

Seventeen. A father lamented the generation gap between the two generations: He had just adapted to his son’s long hair, and he shaved his head again.

18. Some parents educate their children without scientific methods or rules. They rely entirely on feel, like my dad!

19. Don’t be depressed. Although you have never had a trip that you can go on anytime, but at least you still have a body shape that can make you fat!

20. You have a look that only your mother will like. If you don’t work hard, you will be finished!

Twenty-one. Three magic weapons for establishing friendship between women: 1. Compliment each other’s clothes;

2. Share the best news

3. Agree that a certain man is a scumbag.

Twenty-two. The highest state of boredom, turning on the computer, pressing the phone, watching TV, thinking about homework.

Twenty-three. He was so happy that he married Lonely as his companion, and then he had a child named Memories.

Twenty-four. The newborn baby was still plugged into a heart rate monitor.

The 5-year-old nephew watched for a while and asked quietly: "My brother wants to charge it." How long does it take to fill it up?"