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Evaluate Shijiazhuang Huaneng Polytechnic School
The water supply is cut off during the day and the power is cut off at night. There is a cafeteria that looks like a pigsty, a supermarket that is also a dark store, sleeping in class, and grabbing meals after class. Welcome slogans can be seen everywhere. There is a charge for re-examination, love is limited, there is no way to get ahead, and there is no shop to follow. Look up and see: Damn it! Huaneng Institute of Technology!
A young man with clear mountains and clear waters has spent three years in Huaneng University of Science and Technology. He has wasted time and money, so it is better to go home and plant fields. When people are in the classroom, they are always thinking about falling in love. If they don’t succeed in their studies, they will fall in love. A family of three goes to Huaneng, which has the most expensive tuition fees in the country. They all sleep in a row in class, never queue up for meals, smoke and rub hemp all the time, and don’t feel tired in class. Just spend money on the streets, don’t get drunk with just two ounces of liquor, and light up the lights for meetings in the middle of the night. Long live Huaneng University of Technology! ! !
A young man from Qingshan Qingshui has been studying at Huaneng Technical School for three years.
It is better to go home and farm instead of wasting time and money.
In the classroom, people are out of their minds and only think about falling in love.
If studies fail and love fails, a family of three will leave school.
I regretted going in
The dormitory is simple
The price is expensive
The class is very leisurely
Society is a scam
Love is common
Life is poor
Study is helpless
Sleeping is The most exciting thing
Ideals are strange
The future is real
Failing well in exams is unexpected
Retakes are always there< /p>
Cheating is forced
It is good to open the book
There is no difference between day and night
The spirit is low
< p>The nonsense is endlessCrazy is common
Suicide is brave
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . You have to stay up all night playing games!
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . Cell phones are for chasing girls! !
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . Scumbags are all trained in electronic technical schools! !
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . It turns out that electronic technical schools and nursing homes are almost the same! !
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . Just pinch the steamed buns and they will turn into glutinous rice balls! !
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . All classes can be skipped, except physical education classes that cannot be skipped! !
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . The water is used to make noodles! !
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . Opening a school turns out to be so profitable! !
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . Erguotou is for drying! !
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . Those who study hard are too poor to pay the supplementary exam fee! !
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . You can go to a course once a semester on the day of the exam! !
I didn’t know until I went to Huaneng School. . One pig can feed the canteen for several days! !
Originally full of personality ~ ``Huaneng School cultivated me without any personality
Thank you, Huaneng College!!!!!
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