Humorous sentences that tease information.

Humorous sentences that don't reply to messages are as follows:

1. I ate a watermelon weighing five pounds, but you still didn't reply to my message. It is not that I waited too long, but that the watermelon is too small.

2. I reply to your message every second, and your reply to my message is reincarnation.

You don't reply to my message now because you don't know me. When you do this, you will fall madly in love with me.

I thought having money would make you reply to my message. When I got my salary this month, I realized it was a lie.

5. If WeChat doesn't reply to the message, it will be meaningless.

6. Fairy, you are really perfect. Even if you don't return my messages, you are so perfect.

7. Don't reply to my message easily. Can't you be polite and scold me?

8. I skipped work secretly just to buy a mobile phone that can let you reply to my messages.

9. I sent you a message, but your phone was turned off. The passage of love is tightly blocked, which makes me doubt. Open it, I'm crying.

10, I really want to know what keyboard you are using, which makes you reluctant to type two more words.