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Why did you write a junior high school composition with the slogan "Class 7, Grade 7, Extraordinary Strength"
1No.: Chen Sanfeng
Chen San's madness must belong to Chen Yu Rui of our class. He invented the nickname himself, but he is really crazy, which is worthy of the name. Once in class, Mr. Wei, the head teacher, was commenting on this series, and the whole class listened carefully. At this time, the teacher talked about a topic "Mom cut a hair" and changed it to "Ba" and "Bei". "Chen San is crazy" shouted: "Mom has a hair cut off." Hearing this, the class burst into laughter. And "Chen San is crazy" giggled and said, "A hair was cut off from my mother." The whole class laughed more happily. Some students smiled and said, "Chen San is crazy again." Chen San replied crazily, "Yes, yes." Teacher Wei also smiled and said, "Although this class is hard, it is also very happy."
Second: crazy reading.
"Reading again in class." It turned out that it was the teacher who discovered the phenomenon of "book mania" and read extracurricular books in class. Who is a bookworm? He is Li Zhendong. Why did I label him "love books"? That's because he has been reading books almost all the time: after class, he reads in class, and sometimes he doesn't even go home after school and stays in the classroom to read. No, this class has been discovered again. The unbearable danger The teacher tore up the book that the bookworm was reading and turned his desk over. But this still can't stop the pace of "book madness" reading.
Third: Mike is "crazy"
"The magic castle in the fairy tale has a dreamy taste." Huh? Who is singing? It's "crazy" Mike Cheuk Cheung in our class. He's singing again. On singing, he is absolutely perfect. But I don't know if he is obsessed with practicing singing. He also sings after class, after school and sometimes even in class.
Fourth place: Rubik's Cube Madness
Recently, Luo has been fascinated by the Rubik's Cube. No matter where she is, she can always be seen holding a Rubik's cube. As long as she has time, she will twist it left and right, making the Rubik's Cube click. She has also gained something in this respect. Among her classmates, she is a master of Rubik's Cube. Give her a messy Rubik's Cube, and she will talk about restoring a disturbed Rubik's Cube again and again. Who can say that Lolo is not a Rubik's Cube freak?
Fifth place: "binge eating"
Yang Gengxing is the craziest diner in our class. As long as you walk past his seat, you will smell a snack. In class, "crazy" will write on the blackboard when the teacher turns around and puts snacks in his mouth. After class, binge eating will start sending us snacks. So, I gave him a nickname: "Eating crazy".
This is the list of crazy gods in our class, isn't it interesting?
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