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Spring has come, and the wheat in the field has sprouted and turned green, really like a flawless jade. At this time, my friends and I are flying kites in the field. Kites fly higher and higher. Finally, we can't tell which one is our kite and which one is someone else's.
Spring has gone, and summer has come again. The wheat in the field is ripe and should be baked again. My friends and I went to the fields to pick tall and plump wheat for baking. After picking it, I went home, holding a lighter in one hand and baking wheat in the other. After a while, the wheat was ripe and gave off an attractive fragrance. When the wheat is not hot, I put it in my hand and rub it off, and wheat grains are produced. "Ah-woo" eats it in one bite, with endless aftertaste! It smells good!
In autumn, I pick pomegranates with my friends. Put the high bench under the pomegranate tree and step on it. Take a small basket made by yourself, pick one and put one. Just as I was blushing to pick a pomegranate, I found her mouth cracked and rows of red teeth were exposed. It's very cute. I can't bear to take it off.
Winter girl came, and since she came, the earth has put on a beautiful silver dress. We played snowman together. Rare and I made the best snowman. I am an expert in snowball fights. They can't beat me. They didn't hit me once, but I smashed them into snowmen. Because there is too much snow, we not only make snowmen and have snowball fights, but also combine playing with other games to create two new games, namely "snow blower" and "Snowball Throwing". We had a good time.
I like the four seasons in the country.
Before and after May Day, I went back to my hometown with my family to break Toona sinensis.
As soon as I entered the countryside, a fresh smell of earth came to my face. In my yard, you can clearly see many Toona sinensis trees, each about nine meters high. Toona sinensis on the tree is like a maple leaf, fluttering in the wind, as if welcoming us.
Break Toona sinensis with my family in the morning. I didn't know how to break it at first, so I asked my grandmother. Grandma answered unhurriedly: "Break the whole Toona sinensis with your hands. When you break it, you should break it into purple, not green. If it can't be broken, you can use an iron hook. " I said, "Grandma, you know so much!" Grandma smiled and said to me, "Grandma was an experienced farmer in her last life!" " "I don't understand nodded and began to break up.
I went to the top of the building and hooked the branch with an iron hook until I couldn't pull it. I broke it so fast that it was like a lamp. In less than five minutes, my bag bulged. I went to help grandpa again and hung the hook on the branch. This branch is very thick. I held my breath and tried my best to hook the branches in front of grandpa, who quickly broke off the Toona sinensis. In a short time, there were few Toona sinensis on the tree, and we left the country happily.
I ate fragrant fried Toona sinensis in the evening, and I broke it myself. It's delicious, and it will be memorable after a bite.
How interesting it is to break the Toona sinensis! This made me understand: farmers are very hard, and they must cherish food.
Village fun 3 "New Year!" A cheerful voice came into my ears.
Today is the first day of winter vacation. My parents and I went to my grandmother's house for the Spring Festival.
Grandma's house doesn't look so gorgeous, but it is the warmest in my heart.
When I arrived at my grandmother's house, she set off a lot of firecrackers, probably because I was too young to set off firecrackers at all and I didn't know what firecrackers were.
Grandma's village is like a thread. If you go, I promise you won't find my house and you will definitely get lost.
Houses in rural areas are not as boring as high-rise buildings in cities. Two flagpoles stand upright, or two stone lions crouch in front of the door. There is a tree or colorful flower buds in the courtyard of a country house, and there are cats, dogs, chickens, pigs and other animals in other people's homes, which looks like a zoo.
There are also some sports equipment in the village, which are very old, but the children in the village don't think so. They think such equipment is already very good.
I remember once, after I returned to the village, I met a little friend. She and I became best friends. At that time, I had some corn kernels in my pocket, and I thought, if I plant corn kernels, will they sprout and produce corn? With questions, my friends and I discussed planting corn together, but I was leaving before the corn seedlings grew. Before I left, I told my friends to take good care of it and water it regularly. After that, I reluctantly left.
I haven't lived in my hometown for a year now. I really miss this country, my life in this country, my friends in this country, and many others. ......
I grew up in the country when I was 4 years old.
I remember being particularly afraid of chickens when I was a child. As soon as I saw the chicken, it was like seeing the devil. I turned and ran.
Once, my grandparents went out to work, and I wanted to eat poached eggs, but there were no eggs in the refrigerator at home. I thought; Huh? Didn't our old hen lay a lot of eggs the other day? But I dare not take it, because the old hen lays eggs on it! At this time, there is a fierce ideological struggle in my mind. As a result, the psychological warfare of gluttony overcame the psychology of fear. So, I quietly walked out of the house and walked quietly to the old hen. Suddenly, the old hen looked at me with a look of disgust. I went further and felt that its patience had reached its limit. Then, it stood up and walked slowly towards me. I ran away, and so did it. Finally, a neighbor helped me catch an old hen.
This is an interesting story of my childhood. Now that I think about it, I was a little ridiculous.
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Go to Xinhua Bookstore to buy books, cook for the first time, have a happy day, 200 words of unforgettable things, help the dog to bathe, five yuan for a class, do a good deed, remember one thing in summer vacation, play badminton diary, attend a wedding, help my mother with housework, keep a diary of the Lantern Festival for primary school students, completely origami airplane diary, and have an arm-wrestling competition. I like kites, I cry, it is too hot in summer, and diaries are the best gift, so I am happy. Ten minutes before class, if we can clone the story of me and the book, the interesting story of winter vacation life's childhood, the color of spring to help grandma wash her feet, the enlightenment of spring rain and rape blossoms, and the destruction of Yuanmingyuan, we will be happy to think of it, and our parents will help others. In an unforgettable sentence on April Fool's Day, whales tell themselves that they catch tadpoles and plant watermelons to keep green.
The country is a beautiful ballad, which haunts my mind forever; The countryside is a beautiful dance, in my heart forever Dance.
During the summer vacation, my parents went to work. No time to take care of me. So he sent me to the menstrual home to live. One day, I was taking a nap in the house, and suddenly! Hey! Hey! The cry of "woke me up. This kind of noise is annoying, just noise, even deaf people will be disturbed by it. I immediately covered my ears, but the intermittent crying never stopped. This made me unable to sleep, thinking: This damn hen dares to disturb my nap. It seems that I have to give you some color to see see.
So, I got up from the bed and came to the hen, trying to scare it, but the hen crowed even more happily. I'm angry. This guy dare not take me seriously. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. I picked up the broom in the corner and waved it, but the hen ran left and right for a while, and I couldn't hit it. Suddenly, I felt I had to change my strategy to chase it. Although it has only two short legs, I can't catch up with it. At this time, I found a white thing in the chicken nest, so I took a closer look. Wow! It turned out to be an egg! No wonder so proud. Just as I reached for the egg, the hen came out of nowhere and gave me a good peck. My hand shrank back like an electric shock.
The impudence of this hen makes me very angry. I ran after it like crazy, but I couldn't catch it. At this time, menstruation came out of the house and said with a smile, silly boy, you can't outrun it. Besides, hens lay eggs, and it is right to protect them. "
In this way, I had a happy summer vacation. Whenever I think about it, I can't help laughing.
Interesting rural story 6 Last winter, my mother and I went to my grandmother's house and made some friends.
One day, it was snowing outside. I am really happy, because then I can make a snowman with my friends. I'll take a long red carrot from home first, of course, for the snowman's nose. My partner, May Xiaoya, handles the body. She rolls a lot, which is the lower body of a snowman. He rolls round and well. I rolled a small one for the snowman's head. We also found iron drums as hats and brooms as hands. So Mr. Snowman is finished. We seem to hear him say to us, "Thank you for creating a perfect me."
We all picked some plum blossoms and scattered them around Mr. Snowman. This makes Mr. Snowman more perfect! Mr. Snowman said to us again, "Thank you, I will be grateful." Then we got Snow Girl and gave Mr. Snowman a companion. We are playing a happy game next to the snowman. Running and playing, it seems that Mr. Snowman and Snow Girl are also playing with us. Cheer, we are running and playing again. We love ourselves, especially the beautiful Snow Girl and the lovely Mr. Snowman. We should play happily and run with snow children.
Anyway, we love snow, and we love snow children in winter!
7. Where do I like to go best? I will tell you without thinking, I like going to the country best. I grew up in the countryside. Although life in the countryside is not better than that in the city, it has extraordinary beauty. Don't believe it? Then let me tell you something interesting about this country!
I remember that it happened to be New Year's Eve, and my family specially came to the countryside to have a reunion dinner. As it happens, my grandfather killed the chicken for my lovely granddaughter. I stood by, holding two steamed buns in my hand and eating them with relish. I don't know if the chicken smelled the meat buns, stopped running and came to my side. He kept pecking at me, making me cry and run. But the chicken is still chasing me. I ran and shouted, "Help! Chicken ... chicken is chasing people! " Fortunately, grandpa came and drove away the chickens. I stood there crying with a runny nose and tears, but I didn't expect that I had become a joke to everyone. Grandparents bent down with laughter, and mother smiled from ear to ear, even the guests present were amused. I didn't react at that time, so I giggled with them, and everyone laughed more happily.
As the saying goes, "You get wisdom when you eat it." But I never grew up with this wisdom. Not long after the accident, another ridiculous thing happened. One night, grandpa cooked with a stove and turned to leave. I ran in to keep warm, and suddenly I found something hard under my feet. Picking it up, it turned out to be a sweet potato. While the fire was still burning, I decided to bake a sweet potato. I quickly put some wood and straw in the stove, put an iron bar in it and started baking sweet potatoes. I ate a delicious baked sweet potato, and now I don't know how to bake it. When I was still immersed in my fantasy, I looked down at the sweet potato in the stove. It had turned into a black mass. Just as my mother passed by, this scene was seen by my mother and was scolded on the spot.
Country life is so interesting, you must go and see it when you have the chance!
Fun in the country 8 At eight o'clock in the morning, when I walked out of the door, I felt a cool and fresh air coming on my face, as if I had been infected by the air. I feel very comfortable, not only unconsciously recalling the "interesting things in the country" that happened.
An interesting thing happened in the countryside yesterday. Somehow, I really want to go fishing in the country. "First, it can satisfy my" fun ",second, it can open my eyes and feast my eyes, third, it can help me learn fishing skills so that I can fish quickly in the future, and fourth, …" Before I finished, my father readily agreed.
In the countryside, I saw an unattended fish pond with a lot of garbage floating on it. Although I face many difficulties in fishing, these problems are definitely not my opponents. In order to give me a good "fishing environment", I asked the cleaner to help me "clean" the fish pond! I first hung the bait-earthworm on the hook, waiting for the small fish to take the bait, looking at the quiet lake, lying on the ground like a mirror, and the surrounding environment was irregular. I am excited and happy to wait for the "triumphant return" of the big fish! !
I waited for nearly half an hour, but I was not bitten by half a hairy fish. I have some regrets. When I was about to give up, what my father said made me regain my confidence, that is, "Don't do anything by halves. If you want to succeed, you must persevere and concentrate! " Finally, I waited for a long time. Because I couldn't resist the lure of bait, I caught a medium-sized fish! ! Just as I was about to take a photo, the fish plopped away! ! !
Although it is a pity that the fish ran away, I will never forget what my father said to me! ! !
I have lived in the countryside since I was a child, and my favorite thing is to go up the mountain with my grandmother to eat nectar, pick bamboo wine and pick watermelons!
On the mountain, you can sometimes hear the cheerful cries of cuckoos, sparrows and unknown birds, as if singing "labor songs" to the working people who get up early to work on the mountain! There are some small wild flowers everywhere on the mountain. For me who make snacks, I found the "most wonderful dessert" on the mountain-the nectar contained in flowers, which is the sweetest taste of nature. But eating is very particular! Because some of them are poisonous and some are not, but I am also stupid and confused. In retrospect, I feel lucky that I was not poisoned.
The most interesting thing is to pick up bamboo wine! Grandma chose a green bamboo and made a hole in it. After two or three seconds, green wine came out of the bamboo hole! I am too young to drink, but I feel the delicious wine when I watch adults drink it with relish in goblets!
We also went to grandma's field to pick watermelons to eat! Those watermelons are big and round, as big as a pregnant mother's stomach, and of course there is new life in them! Grandma took back the watermelon and opened it across the board. I couldn't help licking my chapped lips when the bright red juice came out. Grandma knew that there was a little greedy cat in my heart, so she immediately cut the watermelon and we ate happily. You see, grandma actually took the watermelon skin to the kitchen to wash it, cut it into shreds, and put these green watermelon skins into the pot for frying. The refreshing taste makes people linger!
Ah! Living in the countryside is really free, breathing the delicious rice in the paddy field and feeling the warmth of the sun! How comfortable!
Fun in the countryside 10 Last summer vacation, my parents and sister and I went back to our hometown in Siming Mountain. When I came to my mother's hometown-Hualong Village, I met my old grandfather and my friends. As soon as I saw them, I went to play with them happily.
One day, the weather was very stuffy, and the sun scorched the earth like a big fireball. We felt too hot when cicadas kept chirping in the tree. At this time, A Tong suggested, "Let's go swimming in Xiaotu River." Everyone agrees. When we came to Xiaotuhe, we put on our swimsuits and "plop, plop" jumped into the water like ducklings. My partners are all good at swimming, some can freestyle, some can breaststroke, some can backstroke ... me too. I swim freely in the river. Suddenly, a thin piece of mud hit my face and I wiped my face. It turned out to be Ayun's ghost. She made a face at me and ran away. I was so angry that I was too busy diving into the water to touch the mud and fight. Then, a mud war broke out. I touched two pieces of mud, floated to the surface, and threw it in Ayun's face while she was unprepared.
Ayun couldn't dodge and suddenly became a "big face". I thought, hey, now I have revenge. Suddenly, the back of my head cooled down and I was shot again. I quickly turned around, and threw a piece of mud at Ating and hit it.
Isn't it interesting to have fun in the country?
1 1 The countryside is a place that many people yearn for. There, people live freely, freely and happily.
The night in the country is silent, people are still sleeping in sweet dreams, animals are also sleeping soundly, the sky is still dark, and the stars in the sky are flashing, as if telling people the best wishes. A gust of wind blew and the leaves rustled. Under the tree, several insects broke the silence. The "squeaking" sound of insects and the "rustling" sound of leaves make up wonderful music, which makes the earth sleep. The wind is blowing, insects are singing, and the night in the country is very quiet.
The wind blows slightly, the insects squeak, and in this way, this night, in the snoring of people, the quiet night quietly left.
At this time, the clouds on the horizon ushered in the first ray of red. At that moment, the dazzling sunshine broke through the darkness and the sky was dyed bright red. At this time, a beautiful village ushered in the dawn, and the animals woke up one after another: the fish wagged its tail in the water and swam freely in the river; The dog wriggled and barked; I don't know whose rooster came, and he barked at the sun with great interest, which attracted every rooster to crow together. People woke up in the crow of chickens.
Old people cut vegetables and take them to the market for sale. The diligent children had breakfast and went to the market with the old people. The market is full of excitement, shouts and laughter. Some old people lead cows to graze on the grass, and pick some wild vegetables by the way. When they see some citrus trees by the roadside, they pick some oranges and take them home. In the eyes of children, the old man will bring back some "surprises" every time he goes to herd cattle. There are also some children who take over the "task" of adults and happily buy spices with money.
In the joy and busyness of people, a new day has begun.
Interesting things in the countryside 12 I have many interesting things in the countryside, among which I like the "mud rain" falling from the sky best. I still want to laugh now.
That winter vacation, the field was full of mud and mire. Therefore, we especially like to throw guns into mire and mud.
After the second uncle bought the gun, we started a "big sweep". Our "mopping up" was worse than the Japanese! Bottles, unwanted chicken nests and straws will not miss the opportunity to shoot. It darkens the village.
We picked up our guns and started running around the village. Bad luck today, it's not easy to shoot anywhere.
My brother had an idea when he didn't know what to do. "Sister! Look, there is a cow. The cow was tied. There is also a small quagmire below. So, we put the gun ... "
Before my brother finished, we ran to the cow with all our strength.
"shh! Keep your voice down What a nuisance! " My cousin shouted and started to set off firecrackers.
As soon as my cousin fired the gun, I started to fire the wire, but the cow had already left.
Bang, bang, bang! Ha! We ran to see our masterpiece together.
As a result, right next to the quagmire, there was a "wow" oh, oh! Mud spots "fall from the sky". There are some mud spots on shoes, hands and hats. Brother said it was cow shit!
The cow gave a "well-"sound as if laughing at us. My second uncle, who was pulling radish next to me, almost burst his stomach, and we waited there for a while. Is this story funny?
13 once, I went to my grandmother's house to play and miss Xiaohua Mall, Doby. Grandma told me that the cat stayed in the room, so I went into the room.
I walked into the room and saw the kitten squatting on a small stool, as if thinking about something. It doesn't move and doesn't know what it's thinking. I watched it and always wanted to play a prank on it.
I found a disposable cups, took half a glass of cold water from the tap, and crept up to the cat. Seeing that the kitten was still absorbed in thinking, I safely lifted the cup to the kitten's tail. The kitten unconsciously wagged its tail and put its hand into the glass. At that moment, I put the cup on the ground. The kitten felt the water and quickly took back its tail. As a result, the water on her tail got on her again, and she shouted "Hey!" "After the long cry, the little cat's eyes were wide and round, and her hair was almost straight.
Seeing its ignorant appearance, I laughed so hard that my stomach ached. The kitten's eyes opened wide when she saw me smile. She looked around and seemed to think: What was that cool thing just now? The kitten turned her head and looked around as if looking for something that scared her. Suddenly, the kitten saw the water cup.
I thought it would pour out the water, but the kitten looked blankly at the glass. It may not know that this is something attached to its tail. It didn't seem to understand, so it poured the water on the ground and licked the water. There was too much water for the kitten to drink, so she scratched the water with her claws, but the water splashed all over her, so she had to look around with helpless eyes. The kitten's five-minute "a glass of water can make people laugh to death" is killing me.
I have never forgotten this matter, which makes me the happiest in the country!
Fun in the countryside 14 Friends, have you ever been to the countryside? Have you experienced the customs there? Have you ever met an interesting country story? I experienced it once.
I went to my second aunt's house in the country with my parents and many people on weekends.
Along the way, there are green crops, lovely birds and people in a hurry. Soon, the second aunt's house arrived, and when we got off the bus, the little greyhound of the second aunt's house ran over and shook its big tail, as if to say, "Welcome." Mom took a picture of me and the little greyhound. It's beautiful.
At this time my father called me, and I looked back at him. Oh, there are two cows eating grass over there. A flower cow, a yellow cow. I was ecstatic, jumping and running, and went to Hua Niu to feel its furry body. Unexpectedly, its hind legs stretched out to kick me, which scared me back and fell to the ground. Dirty, happy or sad!
In the blink of an eye, two cows fought for some reason. They hold their heads high, their horns are opposite, and their legs are spread apart. They look like wrestling. You won't let me go and I won't let you go.
This rural implementation is really interesting and full of jokes. I think I will often come to the countryside in the future and feel the natural and rustic country atmosphere.
15 holiday, my mother and I went back to our hometown. Many interesting things happened in those days in my hometown.
On the way back to my hometown, after passing through the threshing floor, I found some chickens eating with relish and chirping twice from time to time. I thought to myself: that's the grain that the farmer's uncle worked hard to grow with sweat. How could those chickens steal? Suddenly I found many pebbles beside the threshing floor. I had a brainwave and went to pick up a stone, aiming at a chicken and throwing it. The chicken looked back, felt nothing, and began to eat its rice again. "Let you steal!" I'm a little angry. He picked up a small stone and threw it at the head of another chicken, which was scared away.
The other chickens were indifferent, and the chicken I scared away turned back. what can I do? I have to change my strategy. I found a stick beside the threshing floor, so I had to pick it up and suddenly hit the chickens. Some of the "chickens" ran away in fear, and some chickens flapped their wings and flew away, but they quickly turned back.
At this point, I was sweating and panting. Mother saw it, grabbed a handful of grandma's millet and sprinkled it, so the chicken was "driven" out of the threshing floor.
Seeing this, I can't help thinking to myself: No matter what I do, there are certain principles!
These days in my hometown are my happiest and happiest days, and also my most rewarding days. I don't know when I will come back next time!
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