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How romantic and frustrating it is

Yesterday, I met my buddy from wang xing who I hadn't seen for more than a year. When I saw his pale face, I asked him:? What's the matter, you look so white? He said:? Anemia, I have done too much paternity testing recently. ?

Admit it

I've seen a colleague and buddy in low spirits these days. Find a chance to ask him what's going on! He said with a sad face: Don't mention it. I went to KTV to sing a few nights ago and got drunk. I went to the toilet and came back to the wrong room. I opened the door and saw his father holding his girlfriend and singing a bosom lover there! !

innocent girl

There is a chubby sister who likes to take selfies. Once she sent a photo curled up in her boyfriend's arms and asked on the midnight artifact? Do you think I'm innocent girl? One-night friends go up to pay tribute? You belong to the typical innocent girl type! ? Sister is very happy? Really? Happy, thank you. Another night friend followed closely? It's just that this bird is a little fat, probably an angry bird. ?

I can't run

I ran this morning and saw the two sisters in front, and I felt like I couldn't run. I got up the courage to come forward and strike up a conversation: Hey, why didn't the beauty run away? Beauty:? Tired, I can't run. ? I touched her breasts and ran.

I can only help you here.

Buddy chased Ban Hua, and finally made some progress after some painstaking efforts! At this time, a strong rival in love suddenly emerged, and the other party looked like a typical Gao Fushuai! My buddy looked bitter and B asked me for help. This day in the canteen, I saw that sister sitting close with that Gao Fushuai! Brother decisively went up and looked at the man and said, you bastard, you betrayed me. Pretend to be sad and run away! Hey, man, that's all I can do.

the feeling of stock trading

The feeling of stock trading now is that we are reluctant to get out of bed after being raped several times. Every time the other person reaches for his pocket, we think that we are paying for it, but we take out a condom and press it on the bed again.

It turned out to be a letter from the south.

A gentleman is ignorant, but he pretends to know everything about China and the West. One day, his neighbor came to ask him to read a letter twice. He pretended to look at it for a long time, but in fact he didn't know anyone. He asked his neighbor: Where did the letter come from? The neighbor replied:? It's from the south. ? Mr. Wang sighed and said with relief: Alas! No wonder I don't know it. It turns out that the letter was written in southern language. ?

If your car can swim

At the sharp turn of the highway; There is a placard that says:? If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking. ? A university doctor who just learned to drive saw this slogan and immediately turned around and drove to the automobile factory. He seriously asked the manager: Can your car swim? Is it amphibious?

No personnel

Xiao Wang worked in the personnel department on the 1th floor, and was transferred to the administrative department on the 9th floor a month ago. Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: Is Xiao Wang there? The colleague who answered the phone said: Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel. ? Xiao Wang:? Uh-huh? When did this happen? I didn't know. I haven't had time to send him off yet. It doesn't matter. You can look for him below. ?

Go to Huaguoshan

Beautiful younger sister, 2 years old. One day, I called her mother and the little guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I also want to have a greeting with her. ? Honey, where's mom? She went to Huaguoshan! ? Honey, what are you doing, auntie? You're funny. I'm not calling you! ?

Run quickly

At dusk, I jog on the road. A young man ran up from behind me and shouted in my ear:? Run! ? What happened? I asked the young man beside me. ? Run quickly. ? The young man ran in front of me. After I quickly chased 5 meters, I panted. What the hell happened? You ran too slowly. ? The young man left me and ran on his own.

The benefits of the police

Today I give you humorous jokes. I heard my second brother ask my five-year-old daughter: What do you want to be when you grow up? Answer:? Being a COP? . Ask again:? Why the police? Answer:? Because the teacher often says that the money you find should be given to the police uncle. ? ;