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1. In the zoo, the monkey took a lighter and burned all the fur on the tiger. The tiger pounced on it and bit the monkey. At this time, a fly came over and said to the tiger, you are a big country chauvinist, you must treat small countries with equal respect. When the tiger heard this, he was so frightened that he quickly threw the monkey away. So the monkey took the lighter again and continued to burn the tiger. Within a few days, the tiger was burned to death. On the tiger's carcass, flies elegantly laid a swarm of maggots.

2. A child was playing, and a poisonous snake was approaching. Someone saw it and hurried over and killed the poisonous snake. Another person saw it and questioned, "You killed a poisonous snake for a child. Have you ever thought about the feelings of a poisonous snake?" You spend all day either killing snakes or scorpions, criticizing this or that, aren't you tired? Yan Hui saw it and said: Between a child and a poisonous snake, an upright person will always choose a child, and an evil person will always choose a poisonous snake.

3. A plague broke out in a village. The doctor came to treat them. The villagers said that we have been infected with the plague for several months. Since the plague can exist for such a long time and spread so widely, it means that the existence of the plague must have a reason for its existence and its value. Now you actually want to eliminate these plagues. Do you know how cruel and intolerant you are? After hearing this, the doctor turned around and left. Within a few days, all those people died of illness.

4. There are many mosquitoes in summer, so every house hangs mosquito nets, except for fools who don’t. Yan Hui saw him and felt puzzled, so he asked the fool, if you don't hang a mosquito net, aren't you afraid of mosquitoes biting you? The fool said impassionedly that if a person cannot be inclusive, those who hang mosquito nets and cannot even tolerate mosquitoes are worse than animals. Yan Hui then asked, "Why do you harbor pests that harm you?" The fool said, because I am stupid, I don’t know the pain when a mosquito bites me.

5. The fool fell into the cesspit and was covered in excrement. When Yan Hui met, he pinched his nose and asked the fool, why don't you take a bath and return to your original human appearance. The fool glanced at Yan Hui and said, "You are retrograde and narrow-minded cultural fundamentalism." Yan Hui said, "What kind of doctrine are you talking about?" The fool patted the shit on his face and said with great pride, "What I call modern internationalism with a civic temperament." Yan Hui said, I think you are just a piece of shit who can run away.