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The jingle of Heze dialect has local characteristics.

The jingle of Heze dialect reflects the folk culture of Heze area at that time, and also reflects the folk customs and religious etiquette at that time. With the development of economy and social progress, these jingles will gradually be submerged in the long river of history. Now, follow me to recall the rhymes of Heze dialect, and everyone will learn many stories.

Phrases in Heze Dialect

We're fine, we're fine, we buy watches with money. You take it, I take it, you are an old American lady.

We are fine, we are fine, we bought a pig, I held it, you drove it out, you licked it.

Big leather shoes click, and you don't need a ticket to get on.

Wear a hat askew, get on the plane without a ticket.

I hurried into the toilet, looked up at the upscale hotel and plopped into the cesspit.

The little mouse (shui), stealing oil and drinking on the stage, can't come down, please hold it down by the old cat!

Go forward, break through the back, there's an asshole in the middle.

Don't cry, marry a daughter-in-law and take her home, and burn a bald ant tail in the pot.

You don't play for me, I play for the train. When the train turns, it will press you a little.

The spoon digs the sky, the clouds go up to Nanshan, and it rains heavily in Nanshan. It is sunny here.

I'm sorry, it's okay, fart and kick you to death.

Rat poison (yue), drug rats, big and small! !

Selected jingles in Heze dialect

Noslaka stole someone else's melon (pumpkin), so people caught him and tore off his mouth.

1997, I learned Fan Zongquan and defeated Huo Yuanjia, which made Zhao Qiannan very angry. Grandma Zhao Qiannan retaliated by kicking me downstairs.

Do you read picture books? You don't look, I don't look, there's a bald egg in your house,

You hit me, I'm not afraid. I went to Beijing to find my father. My dad shot you in the ass three times with a machine gun!

Senior one flies a plane, senior two throws bombs, and senior three kills sons of bitches.

I have a stomachache and go to Jining. There is an old gentleman in Jining who is pinching to see if you can pretend.

Classic jingle in Heze dialect

One is good, two are bad, and three die quickly.

Gone, gone, scattered, and another bastard left behind.

Your head is like a ball. You kicked it into a department store that sells balls. The more you look at it, the more it resembles your head.

Cow on the fifth floor, climbing the wall, climbing high, old woman, climbing low (reading yai), children catch him.

Moon Lang Niang, after hitting a drop of water, cut it, and invited my mother, my mother, not to eat the same pot, to brush a small pot of scrambled eggs, not to eat or eat two pieces, the eggs are fragrant, fried dried ginger, dried ginger bitter, fried tiger, tiger staring, seven dishes and eight bowls.

Hua que (qio), Wei Ba Chang, married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother.

The development of jingle in Heze dialect

1. Glowing wine glasses, I want to raise a glass to my friends. Looking up, I can't see the sky and the moon, and my head is long. Don't laugh when you are drunk in the wine field.

2. Chinese has at least increased literary knowledge! English can be communicated with foreigners! History keeps you from betraying! Geography keeps you from getting lost! Politics lets you know how to defend your rights! Mathematics is to ruin the whole life: go to the Yellow Crane Tower and calculate how far the boat in the Yangtze River is from you!

I was told to look at the rearview mirror, turn on the light when there is no danger, gradually lean to the side of the road and pedal gently with my right foot. When the speed drops by half, step on the clutch, brake slowly to the side of the road, and control the steering wheel correctly to ensure that all four wheels are forward.

4. Safe production should bear in mind that the machine is a slot machine. If you are injured, ignore it, come to work happily, and then go home completely.

Thousands of people went into battle together just to earn money to go to the countryside. Graduation from college is worthless, and everyone loves to be a village official. I was not used to doing housework since I was a child, but now I want to be a parent. You can't do anything, as long as you can fill in the paper!

6. When the period came, my stomach cried, and I went to the toilet several times, and my strength was gone (Liao). It's been a long week, my period is over (Liao), and I'm still alive and kicking.

7. Nowadays, everyone says it's good to be a monk. When monks are full, rich and happy, they open chain temples when they have nothing to do. It was a nice day.

8. In today's reversed era, men play beauty and handsome, rich and poor, and don't play pure love and pervert.

9. Summer is very hot. Remind the elderly: If you have nothing to do with leg press, drink more water when it is hot, and talk about what you eat. People are really happy when they are old.

10. Drink Wahaha every day and laugh every day; Drink steadily every day, be healthy and happy; If you drink Mengniu every day, you will grow into a cow!

1 1. 70% of the functions of a mobile phone are useless; 70% speed of the car is redundant; 70% of a big house is vacant; 70% of the huge wealth is in the bank account-it is important to make good use of this 30% in life.

12. I wish you a happy summer: Pepsi-Cola mirinda, Very Cola Iced Tea, Coca-Cola Wahaha.

13. When the sun is shining, flowers smile at me, and birds say it's early. Why are you carrying explosives? I went to bomb the school, and the teacher didn't know. I ran away with a hidden thread. The school exploded.

14. Making money is like long-distance running. You can't see the shadow of money when you run around. When you spend money like water, the shadow of money is gone.

15. Wife, wife, I love you, care for you sincerely, moisten you with affection, and Amitabha bless you. I take this message as proof: I will always be with you.

16. Love is really high now. When I met you, I asked you for money. If I have no money, I will shake my head quickly. I would say you are single. It is right to have money. You'll be engaged right away, busy with wine and food. The reality is really subtle. Love is played by money.

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