Homophonic joke xiehouyu couplet ancient poetry

Yang Liuzhi Wen Tingyun

A deep candle is lit at the bottom of the well, and Lang Changxing does not go. (Candle-Tell, Go-Violate)

Do you know about linglong dice's red beans?

Liu Yuxi, a bamboo branch

The willows are green in Jiang Shuiping, and I can hear the singing on the Langjiang River.

it's sunny when the sun rises in the east and it rains in the west. (Qing-Qing)

Harmony:

Two apes cut off trees in the mountains, and even the little monkey dared to cut the saw (sentence)

How can an old beast find a problem (hoof)-solve the problem

Lotus root is gained by the load, and (why do you get it accidentally)

Apricots don't need plums. (Fortunately, you don't need media)

Dogs gnaw at the bones of the river (monks)-Su Shi

Poems on the east slope of the water (corpses)-Buddha seal

The first spring in the Xiangyang gate is always there-Su Shi

There are more than enough (fish) to celebrate the family's kindness-Buddha seal

Shi Gu Tian Dan He Shang (monks) Hanzhong: the sky)

Lantern lanterns, paper (orange) shells used to be only windproof

Drum stands and drums stand, and dried tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

Lotus (pity) children are bitter in their hearts

Pear (separation) children are suffering from abdominal pain

Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming, complaining that it is difficult to walk around the river

. Sculling is not as fast as sailing.

A hundred schools of thought contend, and the flute is harder to clear than Xiao He.

(The homophones for sculling, sailing, flute clearing and Xiao He are Lu Su, Fan Kuai, Di Qing and Xiao He respectively)

Two-part allegorical saying:

●----------. (after the supplement).

●. Emperor Pi's mother-the skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi).

●. Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (make a sheep's face)

●. Planting vegetables on the wall-no chance. (no garden).

●. Talk with a fan-talk crazily. (Rumors).

●. Twelve taels of silver-definitely. (one ingot).

●. Sleep in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit.

●. Tang Priest's book-serious. A true sutra.

●. Eating in a small bowl depends on the weather. (by Tim).

●. The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

●. The tortoise has chicken feathers in his stomach-anxious to return. A turtle's heart is like an arrow

there is a hole behind the temple-wonderful. The temple is through.

●. The birthday girl Qi Xianhe-No way out. There are no deer.

●. Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles and nine articles).

●. Girls in dye houses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

●. Wear a pigtail at the back of your ass-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

●. The stove turns over-bad luck. (Pour coal).

●. The rice cooker is smoking-confused. The rice is burnt. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

straw hat seller loses his pole-be careful. (Leave the rope).

half a grain of cotton-no way. (free of bullets).

the horse shop buys pigs-that's not the case. (There is no such city).

a father kowtows to his son-outrageous. (no such gift).