What are some jokes that make you laugh so hard?

What are some jokes that make you laugh so hard that you get cramps? When I saw this question, I immediately took Sister Xiang back to a book she read when she was a child, "Witnessing the Strange Current Situation of Old Shanghai in the Twenty Years". Why not exaggerate? He said that the shabby image of a "gentleman" is vividly portrayed in the book. Sister Xiang will now share the exciting parts with everyone.

It is said that many teahouses were opened in old Shanghai, and ordinary citizens and some literati liked to go to teahouses to chat. Order a bowl of tea and two sesame seed cakes and you can chat with friends and regular customers for hours. In the meantime, there was a "shabby" scholar drinking tea alone (tea tables at that time were mostly square tables made of wooden boards with seams between the boards). This shabby scholar drank slowly and chewed the tea. After an hour, he drank the tea. It's over, the sesame seed cakes are finished. Some of the sesame seeds fell on the table, and some even fell into the cracks of the table. It would be rude to directly pick up the sesame seeds that fell on the table and eat them. The scholar pretended to practice calligraphy very diligently. He dipped his index finger in saliva and wrote on the table to practice calligraphy. While practicing calligraphy, he kept dipping it in water and writing until all the sesame seeds that fell on the table were soaked in saliva with his fingers. After he got up and finished eating, his brilliant yet elegant performance made everyone laugh. What's even more amazing is that he also ate all the sesame seeds and sesame seeds that fell into the cracks of the table. He pretended to be thinking about the problem and suddenly slammed the table, causing the sesame seeds to pop out from the cracks in the table. Then he continued to practice calligraphy with his fingers dipped in saliva. He repeated this several times until the sesame seeds fell into the cracks in the table. All the broken sesame cakes are destroyed.

Every time he went out to visit friends, he would wipe the edges of his sleeves and mouth until they were shiny with lard. Because in Shanghai in the old days, only the rich could afford meat. The difference between the rich and the poor mainly depends on the cuffs and mouth. If the cuffs and mouth are shiny, it means you eat meat regularly. Eating meat regularly proves you are rich. Readers may ask what does shiny cuffs have to do with the poor and rich? Yes, it does, because in old Shanghai people used their cuffs to wipe their mouths after eating. If they ate too much meat and wiped too much, their cuffs would naturally become shiny. If you are a poor person, you cannot eat meat, your food has no oil or water, and it cannot be polished no matter how hard you polish it. This is the difference between the poor and the rich. This shabby scholar is so good at pretending to be rich, it’s amazing!

Taking this opportunity, Sister Xiang will tell you a real-life story from the planned economy period in the 1960s, which will also make you happy after listening to it. People laughed, and people today would still find it incredible after seeing it.

By the end of the 1960s, older people all knew that to buy anything, you needed a ticket (ticket), to buy cloth you needed a cloth ticket, to buy food you needed food stamps (you also had to bring food stamps to restaurants) , you need soap coupons to buy soap, don't bother buying soap, there is no door, it is not available to ordinary people. There is a child in my village. His father is the county supplies director. For his family, it is not unusual to have access to soap. As a child, in order to show my special status, I would not rinse my head with soap every time after making fragrant bubbles, and then walk around the village. The children would smell the fragrance on his head and praise him constantly. It smelled very good, and the envious look in his eyes made the child very proud. It's funny even when I think about it now.

Readers, you may not have experienced that kind of life. After reform and opening up, productivity has been liberated, and today we are extremely rich in materials. We would like to thank Mr. Deng, cherish the fruits of reform and opening up, and do our part for the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation.