Children are joking.

Children's joke: 1 On the bus, a pair of twins came over and wore the same clothes. My four-year-old son saw it and asked faintly, "Do you want to watch it together or find a different place?" The whole car laughed, and his father was black.

On the long-distance bus, there was a ghost film of Ching-Ying Lam on the VCD just now. After that, the conductor put something else on it. A passenger behind him shouted, "You have shown another ghost film, not a romantic one. They all believe in ghosts and do not believe in love. "

3, the unit organized a tour, a sister came late, got on the bus for a while and didn't find a seat. A buddy patted his thigh and said, "Sit here." My sister said, "I am a daughter!" " I'm afraid you can't stand it. The little friend replied, "It doesn't matter, I have an ancestral jack." "The whole car burst into laughter.

My girlfriend got on the bus yesterday and found one. As a result, just after two stops, an old woman stood next to her. She was just about to get up and give up her seat when the grandmother stopped her: "Sit down, you are very tired after a day's work." My girlfriend feels very warm. Unexpectedly, the grandmother went on to say, "I don't have to scold me online when you go back."

5. Driver: "Sir, didn't you see the sign" No Smoking "?" Passenger: "You also wrote in this newspaper, please wear a certain brand of bra, please go to a sexually transmitted disease hospital, should I do the same?"