A skit that reflects the image of tax inspectors who enforce the law with integrity

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Fang Hong, a forty-year-old accountant newly hired by a private company, Zhang Jiang, a twenty-six-year-old tax clerk at the tax service department

Time: Morning

Location: Tax Service Hall

(At the end of the day, Zhang Jiang was already sitting at the tax consultation desk of the Tax Service Hall. Fang Hong was carrying a satchel on his back and holding a bag of bread and A mesh bag of mineral water and an umbrella in one hand)

Fang Hong: (Looking at his watch) It’s still one hundred and eighty-four seconds before eight o’clock. Hey, I got a spot this morning. one.

(To the audience) What! You said I came early! It's not early, it's not early. If you say I'm early, it only shows that you are laymen. You really don't know how expensive firewood and rice are if you don't belong to the family, and you don't know how difficult it is to pay taxes if you don't pay taxes! Oh, you ask me why it’s difficult. You said you should pay taxes. After you get the declaration form, you have to go to the special administrator to sign it. After signing, you have to go to the tax service office to issue an invoice. After the invoice is issued, you have to go to the bank to pay. , is it difficult? It's not difficult! The hardest part is getting the replacement invoice! First, you have to walk five kilometers to the branch office to review the invoice, then walk three kilometers to the tax service office to issue the invoice, and then run two kilometers to the bank to pay. After paying, you have to go to the county tax bureau six kilometers away to go through the invoice collection procedures. ... Just running back and forth for five kilometers, three kilometers, and two kilometers; running here and there, running back and forth again, do you think it is difficult or not? However, I have already prepared for today, and I will not fight an unprepared battle.

(Holds up the mesh bag) Look, look! Bread, mineral water, mineral water, bread, lunch and dinner are all ready; look again!

(Holding an umbrella again) No matter how the weather changes today, I am not afraid of wind or rain.

(Seeing the bank office in the tax service hall, I asked Zhang Jiang) Is this a bank or a tax service hall?

Zhang Jiang: Comrade, this is the tax service hall of the urban branch of the local taxation bureau.

Fang Hong: (putting the net bag and umbrella in his hand next to Zhang Jiang) Please help me look at these things, and I will declare them to the special administrator.

Zhang Jiang: Comrade, please go through the declaration procedures here.

Fang Hong: Can I go through the declaration procedures here?

Zhang Jiang: Yes!

Fang Hong: I still have to find a special administrator.

Zhang Jiang: What are you doing?

Fang Hong: Review the invoice.

Zhang Jiang: The invoice collection procedures are also handled here. Comrade, this may be your first time paying taxes, and you may not know the tax procedures here! Let me introduce to you...

Fang Hong: (interrupting) What! first. I came here to pay my taxes three years, no, eight years ago. It’s been eight years, don’t mention it! (Angrily imitating the tune of Orion Chang in the revolutionary model drama "Taking Tiger Mountain by Wisdom") This is the forty-sixth time I have come here to pay taxes. I am not clear about the tax procedures!

Zhang Jiang: Comrade, don’t be angry, listen...

Fang Hong: (grabbing the white spot) Can I not be angry! Three years ago, I was recruited by Xiangta Company as an assistant accountant for the first time after I was laid off, and it was my first time to handle tax payments for the company. That day, I went from the branch to the tax service office, from the tax service office to the county bureau, then to the branch, then to the tax service office, to the bank, then to the branch... With so many round trips, one day passed. Well, it turned out that the matter was not finished yet. The boss of the company thought I was inefficient and fired me within a month.

Zhang Jiang: In the past, the old collection and management model was indeed more cumbersome and caused a lot of trouble to taxpayers. Now...

Fang Hong: (stealing the conversation) Now I’m not afraid anymore! Look, everything is ready! I have made preparations for a protracted war. I must finish the tax payment today. I will never let my boss say that my work efficiency is low again. I can't be laid off again. Do you know that it has been easy for me in the past three years, helping others as a custodian, a gardener, washing dishes... how hard it is!

Zhang Jiang: Comrade, listen to me, it is much more convenient now. We have implemented a one-window service. You can complete your tax-related matters in the tax service hall. The business will last no longer than three minutes.

Fang Hong: Are you here to help me finish it? How much is the handling fee? How much additional acceleration fee will be charged to handle a business in three minutes?

Zhang Jiang: No handling fee or extra money!

Fang Hong: How can we not add money! Let's just say you take a bus. If you take a direct express train, the fare is higher than a local train. Let's say you take photos. Taking snapshots also costs more than ordinary ones.

Zhang Jiang: This is a service we should provide to taxpayers.

Fang Hong: You really don’t want to add money?

Zhang Jiang: I promise not to add more!

Fang Hong: Can you complete a business in three minutes?

Zhang Jiang: It must be sorted out! Since our tax service department launched the Striving for Youth Civilization campaign, we have promised to the whole society to provide high-quality services to the majority of taxpayers; our tax service department covers everything from tax registration, tax law consultation, tax declaration, tax payment to invoices We provide one-stop services to taxpayers; one of our commitments is limited-time service. We promised the society that each transaction should not take more than three minutes, otherwise you will be punished. Your two transactions must not last more than six minutes each time.

Fang Hong: Six minutes! It seems this bread is useless. (To the audience) Once the six minutes are over, they will be punished by inviting me to a restaurant for dinner!

Zhang Jiang: This bread is really useless. You can sit at home and eat in peace at noon.

Fang Hong: (To the audience) Six minutes, it seems that I am sure to eat this meal! (Singing) Take action when it's time to take action, go drink in the wind and fire. (Fills out the return form, hands it to the progressive tax return window, then looks at his watch) It's eight minutes, three minutes and fifty-six seconds.

Zhang Jiang: Comrade, please sit down and wait.

Fang Hong: (No problem) Comrade, why are there so few people coming to the tax service office!

Zhang Jiang: Since we launched the Striving for Youth Civilization campaign, we have been guided by the guiding ideology of providing civilized, legal, fair and efficient services to taxpayers, thinking about what taxpayers think, and paying attention to what taxpayers want. Urgently, we have reformed the old collection and management models in the past. We have implemented collection and management reforms based on computer networks, innovated the collection and management models, and provided many new service methods for taxpayers. You will experience it today.

Fang Hong: I haven’t felt it yet. (To the audience) I just feel like I’m getting ready to go to a restaurant.

Zhang Jiang: We have centralized our business in the tax service hall, which prevents you from traveling to and from several places today. We have also implemented bank-tax integration and work together with the bank. You don’t have to do it today. I ran to a bank four miles away to pay.

Fang Hong: I am beginning to understand this.

Zhang Jiang: For the convenience of taxpayers, we have also opened many service outlets in the county through computer networks. You can go to any nearest outlet to handle tax matters; this is much like a bank's deposit and withdrawal service.

Fang Hong: That’s convenient!

Zhang Jiang: There is something more convenient...

Fang Hong: I don’t have to come, why don’t you go to our company to collect taxes?

Zhang Jiang: Only the first half of the sentence is correct. Taxpayers can make remote electronic declarations, mail declarations, etc. to our tax authorities...

Fang Hong: Wait, wait, why am I getting more and more fresh the more I hear it! What is a mailed declaration, and what are electronic and remote declarations?

Zhang Jiang: Let me tell you this! For example, you have a tax obligation, but during the tax period, you are on a business trip or traveling abroad, and you cannot rush back to declare and pay taxes. You can declare and pay taxes to the tax authorities by mail.

Fang Hong: (To the audience) This is more convenient! Let’s look at the remote electronic one.

Zhang Jiang: For another example, you can use your unit’s remote electronic tax declaration machine to file declarations through the tax declaration network, and at the same time ask the bank to transfer the taxes to the treasury. You can use this remote electronic tax declaration machine as long as you are in the office. The declaration system handles the tax declaration and payment procedures, and also uses the company's own mailbox in the declaration system to understand the audit results of the company's declaration and the notices from the tax authorities...

Fang Hong: (Zhang Jiang is still introducing, Fang macro to the audience) and this is a good thing.

Zhang Jiang: (Continuing introduction) You can also learn about the latest national tax policies and regulations, as well as various announcements from the competent tax authorities, through the public mailbox in the remote declaration system in the office. It’s convenient!

Fang Hong: (turns around to leave)

Zhang Jiang: Where to go?

Fang Hong: Go home! I can declare and pay taxes in the office, so why am I still here!

Zhang Jiang: Don’t be busy, don’t be busy, last month’s tax matters have been taken care of! This is the declaration form that has been reviewed and kept by you, and this is the invoice that you want to receive.

Fang Hong: (didn’t answer, raised his hand to look at his watch) Five minutes and thirty-three seconds. (stumbles out) Twenty-seven damn seconds! Why is it so early?

Zhang Jiang: What?

Fang Hong: (concealingly) It’s nothing. (To the audience) This meal is out of reach!

(Receive the ticket and leave)

Zhang Jiang: Please stay!

Fang Hong: (startled, stopped suddenly, and looked at Zhang Jiang in confusion; he seemed to suddenly realize something, and was more certain) There was no handling fee, right?

Zhang Jiang: (laughing) No! This is it. (Picks up the bag of bread and mineral water that Fang Hong brought from his side and hands it to Fang Hong) Don’t forget this.

Fang Hong: (Taking the mesh bag, he picked up a piece of bread and wanted to give it to Zhang Jiang, but he put it back embarrassedly as if he couldn’t take it out) Thank you, thank you.

Zhang Jiang: You’re welcome, you’re good to go! We guarantee that you won’t have to bring these things with you in the future, and we will definitely let you go back to eat!

Fang Hong: (Singing a section from Cai Tiao "Liu Sanjie") I'm back, I'm back, hey, I'm back, I'm back for dinner, scraping the cauldron, scraping the cauldron... (side) Singing and exiting)

Zhang Jiang: Comrade, your umbrella -- (holding the umbrella and chasing after him)