What are the classic advertising slogans?

1, a mouse climbed to the top of the oil bottle, put its tail into the bottle, and the oil dripped down the tail, while another mouse greedily ate below, reluctant to leave. The mouse on guard was anxious: "Are you full? How does it taste? " The mouse who drank the oil smacked his lips: "Didi Xiang, I'm still unfinished!" " "

2. A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

3. A new book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

4. An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

5. A traffic safety advertisement-"Please remember that God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but no one prepared them. "

6. A cosmetic advertisement-"Go to the' spot' early, don't leave the' pox'."

7. an advertisement for a washing machine-"a idle wife and a good mother!"

8. An advertisement for a sour juice drink-"A little farewell is sour, and a happy party is sweet."

9. An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

10, a flower shop advertisement-"The price of roses in our shop is the lowest today, and we can even buy some roses for our wife."

1 1, a beauty salon advertisement-"Please don't talk to the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

12, an advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except banknotes."

13, an advertisement for eye drops-"After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world."

14, the advertisement of the sound company-"Call four tones!"

15, a jiaozi store advertisement-"everything!"

16, the advertisement of a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

17, an advertisement of a pawnshop-"It really deserves its reputation!"

18, an advertisement of a hat company-"Take a man by his hat!"

19, a barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

20. A drugstore advertisement-"I'd love to!"

2 1, an advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

22. A typewriter advertisement-"No friends until you fight!"

23. An advertisement in an optical shop-"Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your window. "

24. An advertisement of a perfume company-"Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle."

25. A job advertisement-"Look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature woman, and act like a donkey!"

26. A new book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

The crocodile broke the bison's neck effortlessly and ate it up. Crocodile bird flew over: "Dude, what a big appetite." The crocodile didn't look back: "Good teeth and good appetite are good. Is it delicious? "

28. Toad finally jumped out of the well and saw the wide world outside. He couldn't help feeling: "Life can be better!"