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The feeling of being burned by the heat Biao Han’s life
1. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I just think this symbol is like the wind blowing over me, which can make me cooler, so~~~~ ~
2. Biao Han’s life.
3. Dear air conditioner, if you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not well, I will die this summer.
4. When I went shopping, I saw a lot of acquaintances on the street, but I didn’t recognize any of them.
5. My life is given by air conditioning.
6. The hot weather makes people irritable, and the sudden rainstorms also make people irritable. When I look in the mirror and see myself, I feel irritable.
7. In this weather, all those who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.
8. If I had to choose a way to die now, I would be willing to freeze to death.
9. In this weather, anyone who can go out with you on a date is a life-and-death friend!
10. An international student said, why don’t you have a holiday? It’s too hot here. , I want to go back to Africa
11. The clothes are ready to wear after washing.
12. This summer, is it going to heat me to death!
13. As soon as mahjong comes on the stage, it will become blurry
14. My body is about to die of heat In Chongqing, my soul will be with you.
15. The integrity fell to the ground and evaporated all of a sudden.
16. To the summer when we will eventually die of heat!
17. Lying on the mat feels like a sizzling beef tenderloin.
18. This summer, when you go out, you will go into the oven, when you walk, you will eat Mala Tang, and when you sit down, you will eat Teppanyaki. It is better not to rain, because when it rains, it becomes boiled fish.
19. If I were asked to choose a way to die now, I would be willing to freeze to death
20. Asking where I can get the coolness, sell the dormitory, buy air conditioning! Who has been in life since ancient times? If it’s not hot, sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner! If it’s been hot for ten years, sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner! I’ve been passionate since ancient times and there’s no waste heat, so sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner! If the relationship is hot for a long time, sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner! Don’t you see, the coolness comes from the sky. I want to sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner! I’m chatting about my teenage fever. I sell the dormitory and buy an air conditioner!
21. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than with an electric fan. Laugh.
22. Junior students, the scores are out. As for choosing a school, 985 and 211 are nonsense. Air conditioning in the dormitory is the way to go. As for choosing a major, having fewer classes and better employment with teachers is nonsense. The best way to choose your major is to live in a new dormitory on a new campus. There is no air conditioning, no fans, and the power is cut off at night. Even if we give you teachers from world-class universities and let you study international fraud, you will not have a great future. Don't be stupid, you have no future, and you will die of heat halfway through.
23. This weather is like an oven. I really can’t stand it and it’s almost cooked.
24. The fruit I just bought was dried when I brought it home.
25. The weather has been so hot recently and I feel irritable. I want to eat some ice cream to cool down.
26. Spring rain is always so warm and kind. She often moves with the spring breeze. Drive away the severe cold of winter. Awakening the sleeping earth and hibernating animals.
27. In the weather in July, the sun is so hot that it makes people sweat.
28. The worst summer in history! My friend, are you greasy?
29. Go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. All that's missing between me and barbecue is a pinch of cumin.
30. Recently, people all over the country are mourning a guy named Re. No one has seen him, but everyone knows that Re is crazy!
31. Hello, Mr. Sun, On behalf of all mankind, I beg you, don’t let the summer vacation be so hot!
32. Lazy cancer has struck recently. The weather is so hot and I feel so irritable. It's too late.
33. The technological era in which instant noodles can be cooked with tap water has finally come true.
34. I bought an egg and turned into a chicken! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car caught on fire without igniting! When I met a stranger, I smiled at each other and became an acquaintance! The table It’s too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after I finished the code! Pay attention to preventing heatstroke when it’s hot! A collection of 50 stories about people who work without air conditioning and get heat stroke quickly
Part 1 of stories about people who don’t have air conditioning at work because it’s so hot that they get heat stroke quickly
1. I hate summer. Heatstroke is so uncomfortable. I am dying on the sofa now, another day without reading a page of a book.
2. Please cherish those around you who suffer from heatstroke.
3. It is no longer shameful to show affection, because I have already suffered from heat stroke.
4. If you go out for five minutes, you will suffer from heat stroke for two hours.
5. I feel uncomfortable at night due to heatstroke. My stomach feels uncomfortable and nauseated when I eat. Now I am still dizzy and uncomfortable.
6. The weather was sweltering, there was no wind, and the thick air seemed to be frozen, because I had a heat stroke!
7. The weather is very hot, and I also suffer from heatstroke. I feel so anxious and irritable that I don’t want to do anything.
8. The summer is hot and I have heat stroke.
9. I was scared to death. I felt so uncomfortable just now that I thought I had heat stroke and fever again. I am most afraid of having a fever in summer, really.
10. Summer is hot, drink more water and lock in moisture to prevent heat stroke. If you are exposed to the sun in summer, you should protect yourself from the sun and avoid the high temperature in the afternoon. Understand health care, pay attention to health, and be smooth all year round.
11. The sun was scorching like fire, the earth was like a steamer, it was so hot that it made people breathless, and I also suffered from heat stroke!
12. The weather is so hot that if you want to eat a cold dish, you have to eat it while it’s cold, and I even suffered from heat stroke!
13. When the weather is hot, a calm mind can control the wind and rain, but I actually got heat stroke!
14. The coach was on a business trip and finally had a good rest for two days. I came back from driving lessons every day feeling dizzy and suffering from heatstroke. Learning to drive in the summer was too uncomfortable.
15. I can’t tell whether I have a cold, a fever, or a heat stroke. Anyway, I just feel uncomfortable.
16. Heatstroke is so uncomfortable! In today’s weather, you can make instant noodles directly with tap water!
17. The weather was so hot that it was like a joke, and my life was like nonsense. I was indeed suffering from heat stroke. Part 2 of how I almost got a heat stroke when it was so hot without air conditioning at work
18. I found that I was really intolerant to heat. When I went out for a walk and it was too hot, I felt like I was going to have a heat stroke.
19. God, you have to let everyone know that I have heat stroke!
20. This is the first time I hate summer so much. Every time I suffer from heat stroke, my whole body aches and I keep vomiting.
21. There was no cloud in the sky, a scorching sun above my head, and no wind. I suffered from heat stroke.
22. I am suffering from heatstroke and every cell needs air conditioning.
23. I feel like I’m going to have heat stroke in the room.
24. It’s so hot here today that I got heatstroke.
25. I feel physically uncomfortable and suddenly don’t want to take the exam. I don’t know if it’s heatstroke or gastroenteritis that’s not cured.
26. Buying a mat can’t solve my heat stroke.
27. Heatstroke is so uncomfortable! I felt dizzy and felt extremely nauseous.
28. The heat stroke season of the year is here.
29. I suddenly realized that the reason I have been so uncomfortable these past two days is probably due to heat stroke the day before yesterday.
30. Judging from the fact that the temperature is not high, it feels like I am going to have a heat stroke in this room.
31. After putting on makeup for an hour, I opened the door without makeup, but I got heat stroke!
32. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can’t see my tears of heat stroke.
33. In this hot weather, the sun is poisonous, and heat stroke is really uncomfortable!
34. When I saw a coin on the street, I thought about it for a long time but didn’t pick it up because I was afraid of being burned, and I also suffered from heatstroke! Part 3 of how I almost got a heat stroke when I had no air conditioning at work
35. The uncomfortable part is still uncomfortable, even though I already know the ending! Heatstroke is even more uncomfortable.
36. The weather is so hot. I sweat when I walk around and feel irritable. When I see my hair looks like straw, I really want to cut it off. I am suffering from heat stroke.
37. The summer solstice is here, here are some tips to prevent heatstroke, be in a good mood and stop being angry; drink more water, ventilate frequently; eat more light food, less greasy food; drink alkaline water, do it all to keep you healthy All the best!
38. Every heat stroke cell in my body needs air conditioning.
39. Heat stroke, you can’t stop at all!
40. Go out to eat at noon, since you have heatstroke!
41. My friends and I both suffered from heat stroke.
42. Heat stroke is too uncomfortable!
43. Shamelessly complaining about the worst summer in history! Heat stroke is so uncomfortable!
44. The midsummer sunshine is really like being dipped in pepper water. I suffered from heat stroke.
45. Heat stroke is so uncomfortable. What defeats me is not my naivety, but my naive heat!
46. Heat stroke, summer is like a person in love, embracing a burning feeling!
47. The weather is too hot! Heat stroke is so uncomfortable!
48. The weather has been so hot recently, I feel irritable, and heat stroke is really uncomfortable!
49. What defeated me was not my naivety, but the pain of heat stroke.
50. I don’t know if it’s heatstroke or something else, but I feel so uncomfortable. I got sick again after a painful weekend. A collection of 26 incisive classic love quotes. Love can get cold as quickly as it heats up
1. Love, only love, can make people dare to sacrifice their lives for the one they love; this is not only true for men It can be done, and women can do it too. --Plato
2. Water will be lost and fire will be extinguished, but love can compete with fate. --Nathaniel? Li
3. It is absolutely correct to say that love turns all people into orators. --Rogerin
4. There is no rope that can be more stretched and pulled than the double thread twisted by love. --Luo? Burton
5. Love is love that drives the development of the world. -- Virgil
6. Love is unrestricted; once the system wants to exert its power, the God of Love will spread its wings and fly away; the God of Love, like other gods, is also free. --Chaucer
7. Love has a wonderful magical power, which makes one person fall for another person. -- Thurber and White
8. Love is free, and free love is the most real. --Tennyson
9. Giving orders does not work in love. --Montaigne
10. Love has no rules and should not have conditions. -- Li Li
11. Love does not follow laws. --Saint Jerome
12. There are no specific laws for love. -- Gore
13. Passionate love will never last. --Luo? Herrick
14. Love that gets hot quickly can also get cold quickly. -- Wither
15. No one has true love, but only love at first sight. --Chapman
16. Love at first sight is the only sincere love; a little hesitation will not be the case. -- Zangwill
17. Sudden love takes the longest time to heal. -- La Bruyère
18. A young woman's love is like Jack's beanpole, it grows very fast and can reach the sky overnight. -- Thackeray
19. Love confuses the concept of right and wrong; strong love and proud ambition have no boundaries. --about? Dryden
20. Love sacrifices everything, but it is still rich. --Phi? Bailey
21. Love is not about asking, but about giving. -- Van Dyke
22. Love exists in the desire to devote, and regards the lover's happiness as one's own happiness. -- Swedenborg
23. The joy of love is mixed with tears. --Luo? Joy and pain alternate in Herrick's love.
--Joe? Byron
24. The sweetest thing is love, and the bitterest thing is love. --Phi? Bailey
25. Love mixed with tears is the most touching. -- Scott
26. The pain and joy in love are always fighting with each other. -- Xu Rusi's life sentences expressing emotions
1. Most of the time, we will choose to continue walking forward, one step deeper and one step shallower, through the thick thorns and cold ice fields, the black The sea water and the bottomless abyss resist the unimaginable loneliness and pain. We continue to move forward in the dark journey because we believe that there is light at a certain point ahead.
2. Love will flourish only when it is free and unrestrained. The idea that love is some kind of obligation can only kill love.
3. The sky is not always clear and the sun is not always shining, so it is okay to have an emotional breakdown occasionally.
4. It’s late at night, are you still thinking about that person? In fact, no matter how beautiful a thing is, once it has no results, don't dwell on it. After a long time, you will get tired and tired. If you are alone, even if you keep thinking about it, if you can't catch it, you have to let it go at the right time. After a long time, you will feel sad. , will be heartbroken. Sometimes, giving up is another kind of persistence. Everything and everyone will become a thing of the past. What is yours is yours after all. If you miss the gorgeous summer flowers, you will surely enter the quiet beauty of autumn leaves.
5. The worst crime in the world is being too emotional, but I like this crime.
6. The egret stands in the snow, a fool sees the egret, a wise man sees the snow, and the wise sees white.
7. I heard others say that no matter how good a dream is, it can only be a dream.
8. Stubbornly say it doesn’t hurt and pretend there is no injury at all. He raised his head stubbornly and never let the tears flow down.
9. Someone hurts you, but you forgive him. Someone betrays you, but you want to take it back. Someone doesn't love you, but you please him. Why bother yourself for love? If a person truly loves you, he will never be hot and cold towards you; if a person truly wants to pursue you, he will never be ambiguous with you; if a person truly wants to marry you, he will never make random promises. There is no kind of love that requires you to give up your dignity and violate yourself. Instead of being in a humble relationship, it is better to choose to be single.
10. You will always be the amber in my heart, and I may be just a little sand in your way.
11. One day, you will smile at the pain of the past. You will be grateful to the person who left you. He is not worthy of your love, your kindness, and your infatuation. After all, he was not the one he was destined to be. Fortunately he is not. ──Zhang Xiaoxian "Thank you for leaving me"
12. Our eyes determine that no matter how we turn, we can always only see 180, and life is 360, so there is always something we don't know matter. Tonghua
13. If there is someone who is destined for me, I really hope that person is you. Because no one likes you more than me, I just hope you can see through this.
14. I always thought that I was different from him. It turns out that when we are lonely, everyone is the same.
15. Sometimes, lies are just a kind of protection, and not knowing the truth is also a kind of happiness.
16. When others pay attention to you, you open your heart. You think it is frankness, but in fact it is loneliness.
17. Walking through the muddy alleys after the rain, there are many detours along the way, in the end, as long as it is you, it will be fine.
18. I want to be free, I want to walk alone, I want to be able to fall asleep when I close my eyes.
19. Don’t show off your sweetness, don’t show off your happiness. Because common sense in physics tells us that drying easily loses moisture, and refrigeration is the best way to preserve freshness. Lu Jinbo
20. Even though he has thousands of advantages, he doesn’t love you. This is a shortcoming that you can never convince yourself to accept.
21. In life, there are times when you smile at others, and sometimes when you give others a smile. Lin Yutang
22. In everyone’s heart, there is someone who you will never mention or forget.
23. Don’t be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Everything going smoothly proves that you are dead.
24. I often don’t understand why I have to live like this every day. It seems that because everyone is like this, it is just like this, and I accept it without even refusing or resisting. Every day when I return home and lie in bed, an inexplicable emptiness spreads. There is a voice inside that screams, I'm not happy, I don't like my current life. I go to bed exhausted, and when I wake up the next day, life is still the same, over and over again.
25. Unhappiness does not always mean that life has treated you badly. Just because you are greedy for the past, you block the oncoming happiness.
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