Complete collection of cute and interesting social media copywriting

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1. Don’t think that just because you are pretty, you are a great person. For boys like you, I love every one I see.

2.?I don’t know what kind of circles you are all in, but I am in the dark circles

3.?You walk on your single-plank bridge, and I walk on my invincible widening hall. Liang Niang Klaas Yangguan said.

4.?No one may listen to what I say, but someone will definitely smell my farts

5.?Can you transfer some money to me and buy me some strawberries, and I’ll pay you back next time? on the neck.

6. I suspect you are my boyfriend, but I have no proof.

7.? "Why do you have to play music when you do your homework? Don't those movie protagonists have BGM when they do big things?"

8.? Being a child for the first time I have no experience. Is this the time for sleeping in kindergarten?

9. Other girls change clothes: untie their clothes; I change clothes: untie the pig.

10. Do you like my buttons or do you like my button eyes?

11. Stop asking me what is the standard of handsomeness, okay? You’ll know just by looking at me!

12. I dropped my phone so many times and it was fine. But when I thought about it later, it was my height that saved it.

13. How come some people have dozens of requirements for finding a partner? My criteria for choosing a mate are just three words: Please

14. I look so good-looking. I owe it all to my parents, who gave me this nonsense mouth

15.? Life is not only about the present, but also countless homework.

16. Touch my clothes to see if they are the material to be your girlfriend

17. We don’t want to meet each other anymore. Washing your hair is very tiring. Shampoo Very expensive.

18. Forever young, always half sugar and ice

19. In the next life, be a koala, sleep for an hour, eat for an hour, and be in a daze for an hour. This is perfection. Life!

20.?I can stay up late with you, and I will also advise you to go to bed early, but the best situation is for us to sleep together! A collection of cute and interesting social media copywriting (2)

21. My three statuses: zzZzzZzzZzzZhhhhhhhhhhhh

22. My return rate is quite high, and I basically look good when I see it I will look back at them all.

23.? I want to dye my hair pink. Does my scalp hurt more when bleaching it or the beating after my dad found out?

24.? If you can’t eat at night, what’s in the refrigerator? Why are there lights?

25. What is love? It really affects my life, brother.

26. It has been a month since I applied for a card at this gym. The figure hasn't changed at all. Maybe I should go over there myself and see what the problem is.

27. Why should we work hard to make money? Because you are afraid of shaking hands with others, they are wearing Cartier and you are wearing a rubber band.

28. When your life is not going your way, don’t panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

29. Am I having trouble with my relationship? Who said that? It’s obviously very smooth! There was no one all the way.

30. I want to eat fried chicken and tears flow from the corners of my mouth as I think about it.

31. I know that I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should Take a good look at yourself and why others can.

32. Does anyone need a job? I've been trying to attract people lately.

33. If anyone wants a snack gift package, please click on the avatar to message me privately about what you want to eat. If you like it, send me the link directly. As of 12 o'clock tonight, I will select three friends and announce who is so shameless.

34.?Sold at a high price. I haven’t used my brain. Anyone interested will keep it private.

35.?If you are not happy, just go to the supermarket and you will hear a lot of good news

36. I have always respected the RMB, and I have never stolen or robbed it.

37. I have already used my loudest voice, why are you still asking who is this man speaking?

38.?Why didn’t you like it after reading Playing Hard to Get?

39.?When I was a child, my classmates called me the ugly duckling. I felt very happy because when I grew up, I would Become a white swan. But I didn't expect that now they call me the ugly duck.

40. Someone asked me why my circle of friends is only visible for three days. I said it’s because I can’t guarantee that every selfie will look the same. Collection of Cute and Interesting Moments Copywriting (3)

41. Add me now, don’t let your cowardice lead to loneliness between the two of us.

42. I was sitting on a stone bench in Chinatown, looking up at the night sky at an angle, frowning, yes, I was thinking about whether to drink milk cap or milk tea tonight.

43. Who said I can’t play a musical instrument? I'm so good at backing out.

44. My secret to staying young: lying about my age.

45.?Hello everyone, I am a micro-business, and the main products I sell are my beauty and talent

46.?My secret to staying young: lying about my age

48.?Xiao Ming didn’t appear in high school mathematics, so I knew that fool wouldn’t be able to pass the high school exam.

49. The moment I said "fuck off" instead of "croak", I knew I was going to lose this fight again!

50. White shirts tend to turn yellow and are difficult to wash off with general laundry detergent. Many people have headaches because of this. You might as well take some headache medicine when washing.

51.?I suspect you like me but I have no proof.

52. I haven’t weighed myself for half a year because of my heart. inside. have. number.

53.?You can steal my energy, steal my emoticons, steal my pictures, but you can’t secretly like me

54.?You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but I can be single and poor

55. I can express, speak, speak, pass, add, comma, let others read, very slowly, very slowly ,slow.

56.?That’s it. The phone is out of gas.

57.?Why is it so disgusting that you don’t reply to my message just because I didn’t send it?

58. You said you are a bit difficult to follow, OK I will block you.

59.?I want to commit suicide so that there will be no beautiful women in this world.

60. I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after looking at me for a long time. Collection of Cute and Interesting Moments Copywriting (4)

61.? You asked another girl to go out to eat, and she agreed, maybe because she is interested in you; when you asked me to go out to eat and I agreed, then I I really like to eat, I'm just an emotionless eater.

62. I suddenly miss my boyfriend so much. I don’t know if he has eaten, whether he went to work today, where he lives, how old he is, and what his name is.

63.?I I have made my bed into a paradise, so when I get out of bed every day, I feel like I have descended to earth.

64. At night, I can still see many takeaway guys running around delivering food on the street. I suddenly feel very inspired. Others are still eating so late, so what reason do I have not to eat?

65. When I was a child, I compared my grades, and when I grew up, I compared my salary. Now I even compare the number of steps while walking. Please let me go, I just want to be a garbage that is indifferent to the world, but when I actually became a garbage, I found out that I even have to sort the garbage!

66. If I disappear, will you look for me, even if you just ask, where is Yi Yang Qianxi’s girlfriend?

67. You don’t have to pretend to be cold, I have never thought about entanglement. Lend me the money for the last time

68. I’m staying up late and I’ll call you when I’m done

< p> 69. I fell in love with a bottle of liquid foundation and was reluctant to buy it, so I ended up drinking three bottles of liquid foundation in one meal.

70.? Others don’t eat when they are angry, but you eat two bowls of rice when you are angry

71.?I am a little annoyed today, let’s call it Guangzhou Wang Zuxian’s troubles

72. If you like me, confess your love to me. You must experience being rejected by a beautiful woman in your life.

73. Others are spending the money of the previous month and the next month, but I am spending the money of the next month.

74. Since you said that you have been holding back your breath during this period, I will buy you laxatives right away. How about that? Do you like a girl like me who takes care of everything? If you are idle and have nothing to do, why not tell your parents how much money you have charged for the game? It is idle anyway, so why not get a beating?

75. I have been taking height-increasing medicine recently, and the effect is quite obvious. I am two to three centimeters taller, but it is a little bit irritating to my feet when I put them one by one in my shoes.

76. You must have a good walk with her, and I will take the car.

77. According to me, everyone should eat and drink. Otherwise, when we meet, everyone will gain ten pounds and you will gain five pounds, just like our family's conditions are not good enough.

78. Dark circles under the eyes are a reminder of yesterday’s worries

79. I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one at night and one in the morning

80. You are indifferent to me today, and you will be indifferent to me tomorrow. Why are you so rude? The nonsensical copywriting of nonsense literature that explodes in the circle of friends is exquisite

The nonsense copywriting of nonsense literature that explodes in the circle of friends (Part 1)

1. In fact, it is quite easy if you are not tired at work.

2. People will die if they are killed.

3. As far as I know, I know nothing about this.

4. Surveys show that people are only born once in their lives.

5. How old are you this year? It’s time to find a partner. Yes, it's true that you are not young anymore. You can wait until you are ready to fall in love to find a partner.

6. This potato looks like a potato.

7. Why hasn’t my iPhone13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn’t buy it?

8. The spring breeze turns the south bank of the river green again, and the south bank of the river is greened by the spring breeze.

9. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

10. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

11. When you can’t get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

12. Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me "Be careful when I speak."

13. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a boy or a girl.

14. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, but the waves in front are pushed back by the waves behind.

15. You are alive as long as you are not dead.

16. One rotation of the earth equals 7 days of rotation.

17. The nonsense is not too nonsense, just a bit nonsense.

18. If this sentence has any use, it will not be useless at all.

19. If he doesn’t marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

20. It’s good, but a bit bad. Nonsense literature explodes the sandy copywriting in the circle of friends (Part 2)

21. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in her prime was only 12 years old four years ago, and No one born in 2000 has lived to be 25 years old...

22. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

23. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

24. This hand is as big as a palm.

25. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

26. Those who are not asleep now must still be awake.

27. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.

28. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago.

29. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

30. You will find that nonsense literature is full of nonsense.

31. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

32. This tomato has a tomato smell.

33. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

34. If you jump from the tenth floor, if nothing happens, then you should have an accident.

35. When people can’t hold back, they often can’t hold back.

36. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese, right?

37. Ginger is still getting older.

38. If I can understand, I won’t be unable to understand.

39. Listening to you fart is like hearing a fart.

40. You can only win, but you can’t win. Funny and silly copywriting for singles’ circle of friends (40 sentences)

Part 1 of funny and silly copywriting for singles’ circle of friends

1. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have a partner in summer, but you can’t miss watermelon.

2. I am no longer single this summer, please call me hot dog.

3. It’s a pity that Yi Yang Qianxi can’t come back to stay with me this year, but we still love each other. Thank you for your blessings.

4. Hello, I am Yuelao. Want to have a partner on Valentine's Day? Give me 200 yuan and let you experience the feeling that even gods can't save you.

5. Those who have never broken up will eventually break up. Take your time and break up slowly.

6. You would rather be a dog than come and confess to me. I have recorded this bloody feud.

7. Let me ask those people who say they don’t fall in love, who doesn’t want to have a sweet love?

8. Human love is too vulgar, it is better to watch the sunrise alone.

9. Valentine’s Day With the arrival of Valentine’s Day, Everbright singles become accustomed to being abused once, mature with abuse twice, and become a habit after being abused three times.

10. Don’t ask me why I am single. It is against the laws of nature for us gods to fall in love with mortals.

11. Are you there? Those who want to fall in love with me, those who don’t want to, don’t breathe.

12. On Valentine’s Day, you don’t have to wish all the lovers in the world a happy day, they are already happy today.

13. Hello, do you like me? If you like me, just breathe.

14. Only if the dog is taken care of today, will someone send flowers tomorrow?

15. What does it matter if it rains outside? As long as your heart is clear, it will be sunny every minute.

16. We are: lonely souls, lonely philosophers, proud wanderers, lone wolves in the Siberian snowfields.

17. If you don’t like me, please donate your eyes to those in need.

18. Being single is good. Being single is good. Whoever you want to be with is good with you.

19. I am single. In order to prevent my mood from getting bad, please block me during the holidays.

20. Teach you the most effective way to get out of being single and become my wife. Funny and ridiculous single friend circle copywriting part 2

21. Those who should break up should take this opportunity to release resources. After all, there are still many people waiting in line for a partner.

22. A girl just said she liked me, but I deleted her immediately. Bah, she wanted to trick me into giving me a Valentine’s Day gift!

23. If one person eats double portions, he will be twice as happy.

24. Go meet the person you like! The downpour is also lovely, you may be the only poetry on the muddy road.

25. If you don’t fall in love, your mood will be relatively stable and you won’t be overjoyed or sad, which is also good for your health.

26. Be kind to yourself in the future. If you can blame men, don’t blame yourself.

27. You are unique among thousands of people, indeed you are unique in my eyes.

28. Being alone, but not lonely, is a transcendent state. I like to enjoy the silence of a person and the feeling of detachment.

29. I am single because fairies cannot fall in love with mortals, as this would violate the laws of nature.

30. On Valentine’s Day, everywhere exudes the sour smell of lovers, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of a single person.

31. Someone asked me how I would spend Valentine’s Day this year, and I said, skip it.

32. I just opened the window and saw a couple giving chocolates to each other downstairs.

I poured a bucket of water down, and then sang a song to them and said, I heard that chocolate and music go better together on a rainy day.

33. I am introverted and withdrawn. Even with three minutes of warmth, I want to accompany you for many years.

34. On Valentine’s Day without a lover, I can lean alone by the cold window. Let loneliness fly freely, think alone, mourn alone, and break your heart alone.

35. I’ll spend Valentine’s Day alone. If I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.

36. Don’t ask me why I’m single, excellent, and willful!

37. Everyone says I am single, which is really funny. Aren’t we all the same? Who can have twins? Even Nezha, with three heads and six arms, is just one body!

38. I will find flowers in the trash can tomorrow.

39. If you feel lonely on Valentine’s Day, turn off the lights, turn on the computer and play a ghost movie. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the kitchen, toilet and under the bed. , there are people everywhere, it’s very lively.

40. Listen to a song and open a bottle of wine. Recommended copywriting of homophonic memes for cute and funny little characters

Copywriting of homophonic memes for cute and funny characters (Part 1)

1. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Einstein?

2. When I wear Gucci, my tears are always para para dior.

3. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

4. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

5. The child asked his mother why the flames of the candle could not stop for a while. The mother said that it was because it was a small spiritual fire.

6. The Wangwang snow cake was hot again. Become a prosperous quilt!

7. Crab and Clam took an exam together. Crab was found to be cheating. The teacher asked Crab whose copy you copied. Crab said: "I copied Clam's copy." The teacher said: "You are a piece of shit."

8. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."

9. There was a piece of glass that was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from upstairs and said: Good night, I broke it!

10. If you don’t even coax me, then who are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

11. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth right on your face?"

12. No one understands you. Isn't it aggrieved? ?Do you think anyone understands the math problem? Is it wronged?

13. One day, the elk got lost, so he called the giraffe and said: "Wai, I'm lost!"

14. While studying, I know how to put myself in someone else’s shoes, but my deskmate doesn’t agree.

15. A Japanese came to China to see a dentist, and the two of them got into a fight. When the police asked, they found out that the dentist and the Japanese said: "Extract a tooth."

16 .I accidentally hit the corner of the table at home and the rag fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turned out that the rag was able to go out

17. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his or her mobile phone.

18. Kai’s father on the bottom lane has entered the tower, so he can’t go down the tower! What her? Defend, defend from going down the tower. Can't let go.

19. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-confidence, and then know its own changes: the sea of ????memory confidants.

20. When the Want Want Snow Cake feels hot, it will turn into a Want Want Cover. Cute and funny little cartoon’s homophonic meme copywriting (Part 2)

21. Xiao Wang didn’t know how to cross the river, but after searching on Baidu, he actually crossed it.

22. Are you religious? I am a reincarnation teacher, and our main task is to sleep.

23. "Why does Xu Xian let Bai Suzhen go when she sings every time she gets angry?" "Because she is best at snake rap songs."

24. This is The back of my hand, this is the instep of my foot, you are my baby.

25. Xiao Ming felt unwell and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat is inflamed" and his throat said "Hi"

26. The power went out while I was eating, so I hurriedly took it. After two mouthfuls of rice, the light suddenly turned on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary Pa La La power?

27. "What do you think a piece of glass will say about jumping off a building?" "What?" "Good night, I'll break it."

28. The Emperor returns from a private visit incognito When they met, the Empress Dowager asked, "Are my sons tired from this trip?" The Emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei?"

29. I bought a steamed bun on the road and went back to eat it. The tears couldn't stop falling down. It turned out that this was such a lonely bun!

30. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump one after another? Candle Mom: Silly child, because we are small spiritual fires!

31. The queen ant is dead. The other ants have been shouting, "We don't have a queen anymore. We have no future. You heard me... We have no future."

32. The little duck said to the chicken: "Chicken, I like you." Chicken: You don't have to, duck.

33. If you don’t come to me to talk about love, then what are you talking about? Talk about crow’s feet.

34. You don’t even like me, what do you like? Xizhilang?

35. I am a medicine for losing weight. I can make people lose weight. I don’t use medicine, I don’t use medicine.

36. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to be a star. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the ground.

37. If you don’t even make a date with me, then what are you going to make a date with? Do you have three chapters to make a date?

38. What Rutihad said was very touching. Everyone said that he was touching and wise.

39. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.

40. You don’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation to go home? Cute and funny little joker’s homophonic meme copywriting (Part 3)

41. I know three Strawberries, strawberries, cranberries, Miss Me berries, which one do you like?

42. One day, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't get it, the snake couldn't get it. Did you hear that?

43. It was so hot today at 36 degrees. I went to buy two ice cream sticks, one for you and one for me. Then we relieved the heat. Did you hear that? We are finished.

44. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly: "No, I am a crab!"

45. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the history of Liu Bei and Guan Yu's love for Zhang Yide.

46. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily: "How dare you petrify a humble wife!" Medusa: "Hate...hate other people's hearts?"

47. There was a pineapple who went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber never gave him a haircut, so he said: "Please pay attention to me" (angrily coaxing the object's eyes)

48. Even I If you don’t kiss, then why are you kissing, the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

49. One day the little duck was reading a book and another little duck said he wanted to eat. Hurry up and close the book. The good duck makes peace with the good duck and the good duck. ?.

50. Do you have an English name for being so bad, Paul, because Paul is so bad (Korchagin)

51. What song was the Yugong singing when he moved the mountains? Moving mountains, shining brightly.

52. An old colleague’s signature on Dingding read, “God is a girl.” I asked him why he became so artistic, and he said it was “God is unfair.”

53. The shrimp and the clam got 100 points in the test at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied. The shrimp said: "I copied the clam." The teacher said: "What are you good at?"

54. Some frogs will touch your belly, because Conan said that the scheming frog keeps touching your belly.

55. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious.

56. You didn’t even add my WeChat account, so what did you add, Canada?

57. You can’t tell people who are afraid of dogs: Life is not just about the dogs in front of you, but there are also dogs on the street.

58. The puff was squashed, and my mother said it couldn’t be eaten. I asked why, because it was a flat puff.

59. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly that it was the queen ant. We have no queen ant anymore, and then cried loudly. We really have no queen ant anymore.

60. We cannot just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mother feel Wang Yibo. I think about giving it a go for life all day long, but then I turn around and ask your mother to give it a try."