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Please use the slogans for the 17th National Congress of the Communist Party of China as banner content, urgent!

If you can’t afford to give birth, a cesarean section costs more than 5,000 yuan;

If you can’t afford education, choose a school that starts at 30,000 yuan;

If you can’t afford to live, it costs more than 10,000 yuan. One square meter;

If you can’t afford to marry, who will marry you if you don’t have a house or a car?

If you can’t afford it, your parents will be laid off and your children will go to the fields;

If you can’t afford illness, you will need medicine. Fees and profits start from ten times;

If you can’t afford to live, you have to work hard for a thousand dollars a month;

If you can’t afford to die, you will be cremated and buried for more than ten thousand dollars

Summary: Eight A big character

You can’t live, you can’t die