Joke Collection Website - News headlines - The classic slogan we heard in those years: Can you understand it? So simple!

The classic slogan we heard in those years: Can you understand it? So simple!

1. Crystal clear and cool! Said by: Sprite

2. Excellent in the province and excellent in the department, Ge You? From: Shuanghui ham sausage.

3. Probably the best beer in the world. Said by: Carlsberg

4. New Beijing, Great Olympics. From: Beijing Olympic Games

Dress naturally. Said by: Benny Road

6. A world without strangers. Said by: Giordano

7. Chat without moving your mouth. From: Nokia 33 10

8. There is a kind of wine that is used to carry on the family line. From: Shiba Inu Wine Shop.

9. Part I: Go in early and go out late. Part II: Eat more, eat less and eat more. Part two: Come in for dinner. From: the slogan of the small shop

10. Don't buy your mistake once, and don't buy mine twice. From: Fruit stand.

1 1. From: Genius Men's Wear

12. Men should have their own voices. From: Alcatel mobile phone

13. Wanshui Qian Shan is just around the corner. In cyberspace, you can soar, face it easily and cope with it calmly. From: China Telecom Series

14. Sow the next action and you will gain a habit; Sow a habit and you will gain a character; Sow a character and you will reap a destiny. From: william james

15. Wan Jiale, Lewanjia. From: Wan Jiale.

16. There are as many moving stories as there are southern motorcycles. From: Southern Motorcycle.

18. Master Kong's instant noodles are delicious and visible. From: Master Kong.

19. Don't be too smart! From: Shanshan suit

20. Let 100 million people get smart first. From: Giant Brain Gold

2 1.*** Create a better future and a better life. From: Midea Electric Appliances

22. Planning around will make you bigger. From: the advertising language of an enterprise.

23. Drink Confucian banquet wine and write articles for the world. Said by: Confucius Banquet Wine

24. Come and go in a hurry, go out: toilet.

25. Good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food. From: blue sky six must rule

26. Forever green, forever Qin Chi. Said by: Qin Chi.

27. Take the red-flag bus and take Zhonghua Road. From: Hongqi Automobile.

28. If you want good skin, use Dabao in the morning and evening. From: Dabao

29. The wine in Confucius' house makes people homesick. Said by: Confucius Family Wine

30. Yan dance, Yan dance, a love song. From: Yanwu tape recorder.

3 1. Drink Huiyuan juice and take a healthy road. From: Huiyuan Juice

32. I only see you. From: Wahaha Pure Water

33. very cola, very choice from: very cola

34. The New Year is new and interesting, and it is gratifying to congratulate Coca-Cola. Said by: Coca-Cola

35. Give melatonin as a gift. From: melatonin

6. Rejoice is so confident. From: Celebration.

37. Go beyond the performance limit and enjoy the wonderful computing from AMD.

38. American goods, local prices come from: Dell.

39. Classic precision casting, meaningful collection from: BenQ.

40. Different from wisdom: dopod

4 1. The Great Wall will never fall, and domestic products will become stronger. It comes from: Aoni Gleditsia Shampoo Essence.

42. A classic romance that can be passed down comes from real estate.

43. Strength creates value from: CCTV

44. I was born angry! From: mineral water advertisement

45. Health makes the future. Said by: Neptune

46. The feeling of no friction is like flying off some lubricating oil.

47. Not to seduce anyone, but to care for beauty: the slogan of beauty chain stores

48. Born in: Johnson.

49. The endless aftertaste after the peak feeling comes from: cigarettes

50. Love me and chase me, but please don't kiss me! Said by: A big slogan posted on the back of the car.

5 1. This is sour and refreshing. I can't believe it!

52. Can you read? So simple! ! !