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Women's standards in the new era: entering the hall, going to the kitchen, killing Trojan horses, jumping over fences, hitting mistresses and hitting hooligans. What is the standard of men?

Male models in the new era sleep on the floor, in the corridor, kneeling on the main board, mending clothes, eating leftovers and buying a house. ...

1, in the face of lovelorn, they will say, if you don't love me, I won't be sad, I will find something better and return home in triumph. What we want is love, not the carrier of love. What we have lost is the carrier, not the love. The carrier of love can be changed, but love never dies.

I don't think you will leave when you come. If you leave, I will pretend that you have never lived in the future.

Only if you spend a man's money and become part of his investment, he will not abandon you casually, just as a man will not abandon his property casually. If it is maintained by pure love, the chemical reaction is over and the feelings are almost the same. How can he cherish you without spending his money?

Tomorrow, will you still remember the Japanese drama you played yesterday? Tomorrow, will you still remember the prison break that was once a smash hit? Netizens can't remember how many G's they downloaded. I just happened to think of CHINABT that blocked your server, locked your IP, cleaned up your resources and made your shroud.

5. Women in the new century: They got halls, kitchens, Trojans, fences, nice cars, new houses, mistresses and hooligans.

6, ultra-modern alarm: I can tolerate the body is fake, the face is fake, the chest is fake, and the ass is fake! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake! ! ! !

7. We quarreled, made up again, quarreled again, broke up, graduated instantly, and immediately became dumbfounded. At least we worked, earned money, spent all our money, and saw through the world of mortals. 10 years later, we are over 30 years old and it's time to get married. Do it. Children have settled down for a long time, United and happy. The children have grown up, and so have we.