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How to spoof others

Question 1: Is there any way to trick others into jumping off a building? If you want to jump off a building, please go to the tenth floor, if you want to be happy, please go to the ninth floor, if you still want to catch your breath, please go to the eighth floor, if you still want to struggle, please go to the sixth floor, if you just want to be disabled, please go to the fifth floor, if you just want to be hospitalized, please go to the third floor, if you are just interested, please go to the second floor. ~ ~ ~ Three people, A, B and C, went shopping and found the slogan of a new store: "The latest technology-accurate computer IQ test". After watching it, they were attracted together. When I walked into the store, I found a big chair connected to a helmet, and there was a wire behind the helmet connected to the computer. A first sat in a chair and put on his helmet. The computer reacted for a while and typed a line. "Your IQ is very high: 275 points." A I was very happy after reading it. B sat in the chair again, and the computer rang for a while and typed a line: "Your IQ is medium: 75 points." B was unconvinced after reading it. It's C's turn. C is nervous. His face turned blue when he sat in the chair, and his computer kept buzzing. Finally, he typed a line: "Don't make fun of stones." C collapsed in the chair for a while. Both B and C are not satisfied, and they are determined to compare the level after practice. Five months later, the three men came to the shop again. A still got 275, and B also got 125. C's turn again. C sat in a chair trembling, and the computer rang for hours. Finally, he typed the following sentence: "This stone looks familiar." One morning, a mobile boss suddenly felt very urgent outside and had to find a public toilet. \ What do you do? \ cried the aunt who looked at the toilet. \ I am a mobile boss, and I am in a hurry. \ \ Don't you know that everything is charged now? \ auntie. Ok, how much is it? 50 cents in, 30 cents out. \ Aunt looked at him. \ What's the charge? \ The boss stared. \ What are you looking at? We implement two-way charging here. If you set up a bathroom package, you can charge one way. All right, I'll pay. \ The boss took out ten dollars. \ Shit or pee? \ Aunt asked with money. Shit, come on. \ \ Well, do you need a set meal? There is a discount for defecating 50 times at a time and defecating 30 times. \ Aunt said. Stop that now, I'll go in first and come out to pay at once. After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and took a long time to come out. Sir, you chose the No.5 pit, and you have to pay 50 cents for choosing the number. You didn't say no music when you moved in, and you charged 60 cents each time. In addition, you spent fifteen minutes and one second in it. The first minute was charged at fifty cents per minute, and then at forty cents per minute. Less than one minute is charged by one minute. In addition, since your emissions occupy our sewer broadband, please pay RMB every month. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole. Please pay the exhibition fee of 1 yuan. \ The boss stayed there all the time. So, Mr. boss, we don't use credit cards here. You have to pay 59.4 yuan in total. Those who fail to pay within the time limit will be charged a late fee of three thousandths per day, without further notice. When it reaches 1000 yuan, we will urge you to pay by legal means. As soon as the aunt finished speaking, the mobile boss "plopped" and fainted in the urinal! ! The mobile boss said in a daze: Is there a king's law? Aunt said: my site, I have the final say.

Question 2: It's easy to play tricks on others while they are sleeping. When he fell asleep, he gently poured water into his quilt with a teapot. Don't draw your face with any brush, those are all played on TV. If you spend your pen on it, people will wake up early. The best way is to pour water, which is light and not easy to be found. Even if he turns around, he will lie prone on the ground and can't see you. There is also a thin fresh-keeping bag in his pillow, which contains a little red ink (dark red) and diluted syrup, much like blood. The pillow won't break when he sleeps at night, and it is easy to be crushed when he turns over. The blood that flowed out was very similar, and I was unconscious the next morning. You can also use this method to directly drop it on his face and hands, so that he feels a pain when he sleeps. The next day, there are blood-like things everywhere, and I don't know where it came from. What's more, it is very lethal. Unless this man is noisy, he is not allowed to turn against you. Use fresh chicken blood or pig blood, and then use new sanitary napkins to make it look like you used it, and pat it on him when he goes out. However, this method is too destructive ... the answer is for reference only.

Question 3: The more ways to make fun of others, the better. Hehe, 10, search a series of videos.

Question 4: How does WeChat spoof others? Here are two ways to spoof with WeChat:

1 You can change your picture to the official picture of WeChat and your name to the official name, so that when you send a message to your friends, they will think it is official news, hehe, and you can get some unknown secrets from your friends. .

You can also change the head picture to the head picture of someone you know well, thus confusing fish with pearls, for example, changing it to someone's secret love and then asking for a date. .

The above methods are purely for reference. It's okay to joke between friends. Don't hurt your spirit! !

Question 5: How to spoof someone else's mobile phone number? Can this question be answered with "high quality"?

Question 6: The more abnormal, the better! ! Ok ... if someone goes to the toilet to defecate, you just crush a ping-pong ball and throw it in ... you will hear the screams that tore your heart out. ......

Question 7: How to spoof someone else's mobile phone number? There is software on the Internet to harass phone calls. You can dial directly after downloading.

Question 8: How to ask for help in a funny way? It's best to use a humorous sentence. Woman: Hello! Honey, I can't remember where I put my key.

Man: Did you see it on the dresser? .

Woman: Yes. It is really on the dresser. Honey, I can't find my cell phone.

Question 9: How to spoof other people's QQ? Keep him off the line. Or you can send him some QQ magic expressions at any time (such as computer poisoning, shutdown and other expressions), or send some files with viruses or modified by virus programs (remember: it must be a light virus), and send them to him, and keep them as a spoof. I have tried this method myself.

Question 10: I have a person's mobile phone number. He is very careless. I want to make fun of him. what should he do ? How does he search for "SMS bomber"?

Don't ask me how I know, April 1 the lesson of blood haha.

Please adopt it if it is useful.