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There is such a person

There is such a person 1

There is such a person, I can't be more familiar with him. Do you want to know him? So let me introduce this kid to you. He is a tall and handsome little boy with a fair face, shiny black hair, and a pair of bright little eyes under his light eyebrows. How about it? You look very energetic! He is very smart and receptive. He speaks very actively in class and the teachers all like him very much. He is also very naughty. When his parents are not at home, he often sneaks out to play, but he is discovered by his parents every time, and there is nothing his parents can do about him.

He likes playing chess, reading, playing football, and painting... He is a little boy with a wide range of hobbies, and he is proficient in them all. He is also the captain of his class's football team and once led his The junior team members won first place in the same year group in the school football competition. The slogan of their football team is "break out of Deli Temple Primary School, break out of Dalian, and win the World Cup." How about it? Not bad. In fact, he also has shortcomings. His shortcoming is that he is careless and does everything carelessly. I remember one exam, because I was so careless that I even wrote my name wrong.

So every time I was criticized by the teacher for being sloppy. However, he has made up his mind to get rid of this shortcoming. Children, do you know who this smart, naughty, and sloppy child is? Let me tell you, he is me! There is such a person 2

There is such a person, and I couldn’t be more familiar with her.

She is tall and has a face like a red apple. The long braid hangs down the back of his head like two slender single quotes, two sharp teeth grow in the mouth, and a wisp of thick eyebrows. What made her most proud was her sparkling eyes. No matter where she goes, people who see her will say: "This little girl's eyes are so beautiful!"

She has a wide range of interests, such as: painting, writing, reading... doing She is so hardworking when it comes to these things! Speaking of reading, the bookshelves at her home are now full of her books. Her books are everywhere on the coffee table and computer desk. These things are all her darlings!

She has a nickname called "Impatient". I remember one time, after dinner, our family decided to go for a walk, but before my mother finished washing the dishes, she ran out quickly and disappeared. hey-hey! Who calls her "impatient"?

Students, guess who is this little girl who loves to read? Ha ha! Let me tell you! This is me - Shen Shiyu. Will you be friends with me? There is such a person 3

There is such a little girl, who is quite handsome. Look, she is 1.56 meters tall, weighs 36 kilograms, has thin eyebrows, and big watery eyes, and she blinks constantly. She has a high nose bridge and a crooked ponytail that flicks back and forth, but the only drawback is that her hair is a little yellow. She has many nicknames: Scud, Pistachio, Yellow-haired Girl... You don't need to think about it to know that she is a little naughty.

A little naughty sometimes turns into a little willful. Even though she was a top student at school, as soon as she got home, she would vent out all the things that irritated her that she had hidden in school. At this time, she was like a little boy who loved to talk back. However, such willful things still happen occasionally, and she is still very obedient and very lovable.

The biggest characteristic of little naughty is that he loves to show off his energy. I remember one time, little naughty was competing with others on the playground. In order to show how fast he ran, he compared himself with others twice. It really looked like him. Liu Xiang is competing. After a while, the champion was born, of course it was Little Naughty. Little Naughty felt as happy as eating honey, but her legs could hardly walk, she was panting heavily, and beads of sweat fell down. I reluctantly walked to the classroom. "Ouch!" What's the use of crying out in pain? This is the result of the little naughty show off.

The little naughty boy also has many advantages and disadvantages: he loves reading, loves helping others, loves playing the guzheng, and doesn’t like reading newspapers... By the way, who is this little naughty girl? Of course it’s me! There is such a person 4

In our family, there is such a person: he is a little arrogant, a little handsome, a little naughty, a little happy and a little mischievous...

He is a little handsome. Look, the short hair is all sticking up, looking a bit arrogant. Under those thick Li Kui-like eyebrows are embedded a pair of big eyes that seem to be able to speak. There are a few small pink beans growing on his small nose, but this does not affect his mood. He is as happy as a living god all day long! And that magical little face contains many rich expressions: when he is sad, his eyes are filled with tears, and his mouth is pursed and can even hang a small oil pot; when he is happy, he makes faces and laughs.

He is a naughty guy at home. Look, he got into trouble again this time: that day, grandma was cooking. Suddenly, the phone rang, so grandma went to answer the phone, and where was he? But he sneaked into the kitchen like a mouse, put a tablespoon of salt in, stirred it a few times, stepped on the watermelon rind and ran away. After finishing cooking, my father took a bite and couldn't help but said: "Ah! Why is it so salty! It's almost killing my tongue!" But he secretly smiled on the side...

In school, he was very naughty. During class, those useless things such as toys, drawing books, music books, watercolor pens... all appeared on the desk, but there were no Chinese books or mathematics books; when class was over, , he always likes to play around with his classmates, such as: playing tops, playing games, singing...

Haha, after talking for so long, do you want to know who this person is? If you are willing to keep my secret, I will tell you quietly that this person is me! There is such a person 5

There is such a person in our class. Although she is not good-looking, she is very eye-catching. You can guess from the nickname "O-bubble milk" given to her by her classmates that she must have many interesting stories.

You see, her rows of bangs are all brushed to the top of her head, and her eyebrows under her forehead are neither thick nor light. Although the eyes under her eyebrows are not big, they look very lively. The only drawback is that her little nose often sweats, but she has never thought about worrying about these gadgets. She is as happy as a little fairy all day long. !

That small mouth contains her rich expressions: when she is happy, she curls her lips and makes a face; when she is angry, her pouted mouth can hang a small oil pot. The words spoken from this mouth can sometimes make people furious and sobbing; sometimes they can make people laugh uncontrollably...

This person is not only expressive, but also very lively. , during class, I felt like I had ADHD, my feet kept shaking, and I used a pencil to draw on the book, drawing and erasing, and erasing and drawing. If you draw a funny robot, you can make people burst into laughter; if you draw a puppy, its tail becomes a horse's tail. When others were laughing, she said seriously: "Why are you laughing? In a few hundred years, this will be a priceless cultural relic!"

At home, this little girl's clever idea Quite a lot. Once, she visited her grandmother's house in the countryside. During this period, she often went to the river to fish for shrimps with her cousin. Although she knew that she was no match for her cousin in a water fight, she preferred to "make herself angry" and would not stop until she was soaked all over. After returning home, her mother got very angry when she saw her embarrassed look, and grabbed her. When she was about to take action, she put her hand into Hahaha's armpit and "fiddled" with her, waiting for her mother. As soon as she retracted her hand, she stepped on the watermelon rind and ran away.

When she changed her clothes and saw her mother again, it was as if nothing had happened. She walked up to her mother like the ancient people in the play, knelt down on one foot, lowered her head and said, "Greetings to your mother, my daughter." I apologize to you!" That funny look made the angry mother laugh and cry, so she could only sigh and said: "Oh! It's really the tofu that fell into the ashes - neither blowing nor hitting!"

I think you can guess who this person is.

This person is me! There is such a person 6

There is such a person, his hair is very short, and his round face is embedded with a pair of big, watery eyes. When you smile, you will see two dimples on your face, which makes others think you are very cute.

He loves to talk very much, and the words he speaks sometimes make people furious, sometimes make people cry, sometimes make people fall forward with laughter, and sometimes make people speechless. There are also rich expressions hidden in his little mouth: when he is happy, the corners of his mouth turn upward, like a crescent moon.

When you are angry, you can hang a small oil bottle.

He is very active. Whenever he has free time in class, he will swing his watch around. While his classmates are speaking, he will fiddle with the ruler here and there. In short, anything can become his toy during class.

He is a bookworm and reads books every day. Educational books, military books, scientific experiment books, newspapers, comics, etc. may all become his reading objects.

Once, he went to the library to read alone and happened to meet his sister. However, he was not disturbed and was still reading attentively. Unknowingly, the library door was closed and he was still there. I know, but fortunately the waiter came to check and found him, so he was able to go home. Look, how much he loves reading!

Do you want to know who he is? If you are willing to keep it a secret for me, I will tell you that that person is me. There is such a person 7

There is such a person, I cannot be more familiar with her.

She is in the third grade this year. In the eyes of her teachers, she is a good and obedient student; in the eyes of her classmates, she is a good and helpful partner; in the eyes of her parents, she is a filial and lively student. Upward good boy.

There is a saying that I believe everyone is familiar with: No gold is pure and no one is perfect. She is no exception, carelessness is her biggest fault. I remember one time in the final exam, she had two questions left blank. Her mother asked her why she didn't do it. She said she didn't see it, and her mother was so angry that she was severely criticized.

There was also a Chinese language class dictation. When the dictation came to "Yinyinxiamu twittering oriole", many students were worried because there were several difficult words in this sentence. But this is not a problem for her, haha, I just practiced yesterday! She was so confident that she wrote it down proudly. But when the dictation results came out, she actually wrote the wrong sentence. When she looked carefully, she found that the sentence she was most proud of was "Yinyin Xiamu grooving oriole", which was written as "Yinyin oriole croaking Xiamu"! Alas, the " " that I should have received was all lost in careless hands!

However, because of her lively personality, she immediately forgot about the unhappy things and started playing with her classmates as soon as get out of class was over. She has many hobbies, and her best ones are dancing and painting. In the eyes of her classmates, she is simply a little star.

After talking for a long time, have you guessed who this smart and lively person is? By the way, this person is me! There is such a person 8

There is such a person, he has a face with a Chinese character, his body is neither fat nor thin, his eyes are dark and bright, shining with the light of wisdom.

He has a curious heart. Sometimes I want to see why the radio makes a sound, but after taking it apart, I can't put it back together; sometimes I watch ants move for an hour; even. Sometimes, when he wanted to fill the river, he fell into the river. Fortunately, he was rescued by his brother and grandfather.

He is so careless! For example, in mathematics class, I listed the equations but did not write the answers; in Chinese class, I wrote a sentence, but either the words were missing or half of the words were written, or the punctuation marks of the equation were missing; I did not hear the whistle in physical education class. I ran out quickly; sometimes I even forgot to copy my homework at home.

He is also very playful. Sometimes he plays with toys without finishing his homework; sometimes he plays on the computer for more than two hours at a time, and sometimes he even tries to play with the computer secretly while his parents are not at home.

He doesn’t like to be clean. The table is always messy and there are always things missing, including pencils and erasers. But he also has his own advantages, such as he likes reading, he is caring, and he has a sense of justice.

After talking so much, do you know who he is? hey-hey! That is myself, Zhang Haoyu. There is such a person 9

There is such a person in Lijialing. I cannot be more familiar with her. She is in third grade this year. In the eyes of her teachers, she is a good and obedient student; in the eyes of her classmates, she is a good and helpful partner; in the eyes of her parents, she is a good child who respects her parents and is lively and positive. There is a saying that I believe everyone is familiar with: No gold is pure and no one is perfect. She is no exception, carelessness is her biggest fault. I remember one time in the final exam, she had two questions left blank. Her mother asked her why she didn't do it. She said she didn't see it, and her mother was so angry that she was severely criticized. There was also a Chinese class dictation. When the dictation came to "Yinyinxiamujiaoori", many students were worried because there were several difficult words in this sentence. But this is not a problem for her, haha, I just practiced yesterday! She was so confident that she wrote it down proudly. But when the dictation results came out, she actually wrote the wrong sentence. When she looked carefully, she found that the sentence she was most proud of was "Yinyin Xiamu grooving oriole", which was written as "Yinyin oriole croaking Xiamu"! Alas, the "A" I should have gotten was all lost in careless hands! However, because of her lively personality, the unhappy things were immediately forgotten, and she would play with her classmates as soon as get out of class was over. She has many hobbies, and her best ones are dancing and painting. In the eyes of her classmates, she is simply a little star. After talking for a long time, have you guessed who this smart and lively person is? By the way, this person is me! There is such a person 10

Some people or some things are always ignored or forgotten by others, and I am the one who is ignored or forgotten by them

I am ignored at home, and I am ignored at home. I was forgotten about school. I tried to communicate with them, but they said I was too annoyed and didn't want to talk to me. At that time, I was as lonely as an insect. People there thought I was annoying and were afraid that I would disturb them, so they turned around and ran away when they saw me.

I really wanted to find a close friend, just when I was crying secretly under the big tree alone. I did not expect or imagine that such a person would break into my life and decorate my youth. He quietly walked to my side to comfort me, which gave me great encouragement, and I immediately wiped away my crystal clear tears. Since then the two of us have become inseparable good friends.

To this day, I still think of us playing together and studying together. The days of running together are something I will never forget. I still remember that we were under a big tree when we parted. How helpless we were forced to separate at that time; how reluctant we were to part with each other. Although we were separated from each other, our hearts were always together. Ah, time flies so fast, we have been separated for four years. Shakespeare said that time will pierce the beauty and delicacy of youth and make parallel lines engraved on the forehead of beauty. He will devour rare treasures, natural beauty, and nothing will escape his sweeping scythe. I think he is right, but there is one thing that will not be harvested by the sickle of time, and that is our friendship.

These memories have become a part of my life. I think many, many years later, I will still never forget that such a person broke into my life and decorated my youth. There is such a person 11

There is such a little girl, she wears a pair of delicate red-rimmed glasses.

Despite her gentle appearance, she has quite a few "heroic deeds"!

In one physical education class, the teacher conducted a 200-meter running test for girls, and everyone was gearing up. As soon as the teacher's whistle blew, the students rushed forward like little tigers; especially her, she rushed towards the finish line as if she had stepped on a hot wheel under her feet. Some male classmates were still cheering beside the runway: "Hurry up, XXX is about to 'fly'!" Later, she won first place! That face is redder than an apple! Those black grape-like eyes flickered behind the red frames, as if to say: This first place is not a result of my luck, but the result of running two laps on the playground after school every afternoon!

One time during class, she saw her good friend Xiao Xie being bullied by a naughty boy in the class. She ran towards him like an arrow from a string. I saw her doing a front kick, a back kick, and then an up, down, left, and right uppercut. The male classmate couldn't bear it anymore and begged for mercy. At this time, Xiao Xie also used her unique skill - Mantis Fist. After a while, the male classmate who bullied Xiao Xie ran away in despair. From then on, he never dared to bully classmate Xiao Xie again.

After writing so much, you must be wondering who I am writing about! Let me tell the truth: This is me, this girl! There is such a person 12

There is such a person who I am very familiar with. This person is smart, cheerful, and sometimes a little naughty. Let me introduce her to you. I believe you will also want to make friends with her.

She has a face as white as paper, inlaid with big pearl-like eyes, a mouth that loves to talk and laugh, and a pair of dexterous hands. As soon as you enter her bedroom, you will see this colorful "little world", as if you have entered a paradise, and you will want to go in and enjoy it. On the wall on the left, you can see the "learning garden" she specially prepared for her sister. The content in it is all what her sister should learn; on the wall on the right, there is a painting exhibition column, etc., where she posts her own paintings; in the middle there is Open the window, where she prepared a study space for her sister, where she can draw, do homework, etc. There are also beautiful hangings hanging in the small bedroom, and the walls are covered with stars. This is because she likes the sky very much. Everything was done by her. Whenever guests came to her home, they would always come into her bedroom to take a look, and then they would be full of praises, which made her very happy.

Sometimes she is as naughty as a boy and likes to play here and there, but she also arranges her study time appropriately. No wonder the boys in the class called her "tomboy".

How about it, do you want to make friends with her? Get in touch as soon as possible, she will be very happy. Let me tell you quietly, this smart, cheerful, and naughty "boy" is me, hehe! There is such a person 13

She is an ordinary and ordinary girl. She has no distinctive characteristics like others. His small crescent-like eyes narrowed into a small slit when he smiled. Fortunately, he was perfectly positioned under his curved eyebrows. A small mouth, a small nose, black hair tied into a ponytail, and a small hairpin on the hair. She likes to wear a pair of jeans and a pink top, which doesn't look too frumpy.

She! A bit chubby, but he never envied other people's slim figures. He would just stand in front of the mirror, look at himself carefully and think, "Isn't it nice of me!" Then he laughed loudly, and then went his own way. .

When he was a child, he was a tomboy. Every day, he climbed trees with his friends, caught caterpillars, wore a wicker-brimmed straw hat, played basketball with his brother, and caught fish... The boy almost played all the fun. Now! This is very different from before, where I stayed in the house all day without going anywhere, just watching TV. He was almost obsessed with the touching plots in the TV series, and he couldn't stop watching them. Her parents always talked about him, but while she was still reading, those words had already been blown away by the wind!

She likes singing and drawing very much. He has been obsessed with music since he was a child and often listens to tapes and sings along with the music.

But even though he was so obsessed with music, words like "tone deaf" and "singing out of tune" landed in her ears like a bolt from the blue. She was very sad. He knew that he was tone-deaf, but he would still sing secretly in a deserted corner.

Guess, who is this person? Haha, this person is me! There is such a person 14

Some people say that history is a book, recording stories passed down through the ages; some say that history is a drama, performing wonderful plots; and I think history is a person , a man who can talk.

History is a soldier who has experienced hundreds of battles, telling me stories on the battlefield. He told me that life on the battlefield was very difficult with not enough food and clothing. It is common to march and fight through the night. Zhu Yuanzhang attacked Zhang Shicheng at night, and Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from a straw boat in the early morning. These famous battles were full of strategies and persistence.

History is a supreme emperor, telling me the life experience of the emperor. He told me that the emperor was diligent in managing government affairs, and his officials worked hard in the fields, and he lived a fulfilling life. The bosses live and work in peace and contentment and work hard. China's five thousand years of history continues in the hands of the Chinese people from generation to generation.

History is still a fair lady. She is beautiful, kind and gentle. She is willing to give people roses and help everyone solve problems. For example, during the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang's Queen Ma was virtuous and kind, and she was tolerant to others; Wang Zhaojun of the Han Dynasty, when the Han princess married the Huns, she was upright and stepped forward to replace the Han princess. Unexpectedly, women also played brave roles in history.

History is such a personal figure, using his rich experiences to hold our hands and run towards the future. There is such a person 15

One day, my father and I went fishing in the countryside. We found a large fishing ground with ponds containing crucian carp, grass carp, squid, bream, and catfish. My father and I chose a crucian carp pond.

At first we fished with earthworms, but we fished for a long time without catching any fish. I was so anxious that I stamped my feet. Then I switched to crucian carp with traditional Chinese medicine food, but still no fish was caught. During this process, I saw an old uncle next to me. I didn’t know when he came to the corner of the pond. I saw him hooking a fish hook into the water. Not long after, he caught a fish. Not long after, he caught a big fishing net. fish. I thought about it, and then I ran to him to fish, but I still didn’t catch a fish. Then I changed the fishing rod and stood next to the uncle to fish, but I still didn’t catch a fish.

At this time, my father asked me to ask my uncle how he caught fish and whether he had any skills. Then I ran over and asked the uncle. I said, "Uncle, uncle, what's your surname?" The uncle said his surname was Li, so I called him Uncle Li. I asked again: "Uncle Li, I see you caught a lot of fish, but I didn't catch a single fish. What's going on?" Uncle Li said: "The bait I use is not ordinary. It is made at home." "Distillers grains and rice bran bait." Then, I was like Uncle Li was going to use some of his fishing secret weapons. After a while, I caught a big fish and I was so happy. Finally, my father and I went home with a big bag of fish. , that night, we had a full fish feast.

Uncle Li is affable, capable and patient, and he is also an expert fisherman. He is the person I admire the most!