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500 classic two-part allegorical saying

1, the confused official finalized the case-both the plaintiff and the defendant were in a hurry.

2, boring people are mixed-the more mixed, the more confused.

3, porridge shop road-a mess

4, three points of water plus seven points of water-very confused

Protecting the environment is the responsibility of every citizen.

6. There are many different soldiers in Niuwangmo.

7, saints drink brine-understand that people do stupid things.

8, kettle porridge-confused

9, die going astray-confused ghost

10, it is urgent to control global warming.

1 1, second brother's account-smearing; confused

12, three kilograms of flour mixed with six kilograms of paste-in a fog.

13, the mouse rolled into the cupboard-confused.

14, paste on the skull-paste to the top.

15, environmental protection, everyone's responsibility

16, environmental proverb:

17, protect blue sky and clear water

18, stupid matchmaking-bad at both ends; Be scolded at both ends

19, confused wife-chaotic husband

20. Desertification, dust and red tide are punishments for human environment.

2 1, ★ The tattoo artist really closed his eyes-showed me a face ★ The eunuch had a meeting-Nonsense ★ Lemon fell in the chamber pot-You were yellow, coquettish and a little sour ★ Aristotle's sister-Jenny Masto ★ Two of the ten road rollers were broken-what a good one ★ Hair steamed bread, eye shadow-what cakes ★ You really farted sheep.

22, the environment and human survival, resource development and environmental protection in harmony.

23, big injustice strange strange things

24, seven pounds of flour mixed with three pounds of paste-do stupid things.

25, three pounds of flour to 7 pounds oil-in a fog.

26. Protect the water environment and save water resources.

27, ● Push porridge into your eyes

28, Zhang Er monk scratching their heads, and so on.

29, knowing-playing dumb; dissemble

30. It is a strange thing for a toad to open an umbrella.

3 1, caring for life and health, advocating environmental fashion.

32, tofu mixed with fermented bean curd-the more confused; The more confused, the more confused.

33, the judge head paste-confused ghost

34, toad saddle monster

Fresh air and elegant environment are what we enjoy, and everyone should do their part to protect the environment.

36, long-haired toad-strange strange!

37. Produce green products and save the earth's resources.

38. Sail by the rudder and the housekeeper by saving.

Protecting the environment is a basic national policy that must be adhered to for a long time.

40, grinding the mirror in the batter; confused

4 1, the soil is non-renewable, preventing soil pollution and desertification and reducing soil erosion.

42, confused boss confused accounts-difficult to calculate; I can't figure it out

43. Look at the map in the gourd-confused.

44. Your salary is high, so am I, and your awareness of environmental protection should be improved.

45. A beautiful environment comes from the treasure and maintenance of each of us.

46. I was puzzled-I didn't wake up at all.

47. Be compassionate and green at your feet; Green+love = happiness and happiness.

48. Implement the strategy of rejuvenating the country through science and education and sustainable development.

49. The bottle is full of glutinous rice-playing dumb.

50. Wash your face with taro soup-confused

5 1, United as one, everything turns into gold.

52, millet boiled sweet potato-wipe; confused

53. Cockroaches in the ashes-idiots

I hope the moon will rise in the west-there is no hope.

55, a pot of noodles-mixed together

56, yellow rice boiled sweet potatoes-goofs off

57, ass sitting eggs-at sixes and sevens

58. Grass also has life. Please have mercy.

59, the plaster on the mirror-confused.

60. Sages drink salt water-wise men do stupid things.

6 1, confused judge-right and wrong are unknown

62. Water is the source of life, and cherishing water resources means cherishing the future of mankind.

63, unclear death-confused ghost; Treat ghosts cruelly

64, exhaust gas, s! Wastewater, s! It's dirty. Let's go!

65. Cooked hens lay strange eggs.

66, tofu brain landing-confused

Building the future of the earth depends on you, me and all of us.

68. The fly fell into the sauce jar-confused.

69. It's really grandma who drinks porridge-toothless and dirty-it's really Jason Wu who steps on Jay Chou-it's really sparrow who pecks the cow's ass on Jay Chou-the bird eats like a cow-the yangko dances on the edge of the cliff-your good days are over-fart in bed-can write (smell) and play (cover).

70. Protecting the environment is beneficial to the present and the future.

7 1, a humorous slogan to protect the environment

72. Wipe the scorpion on the road-paste the road; disordered/chaotic/confused

73, three pounds of flour to 7 pounds paste-goofs off.

74. Green mountains and green waters are my home, so don't destroy it.

75, out of the east gate, turn west-stupid.

76, rice soup boiled taro-confused

The official lost his seal-a confused official.

78, tea boiled chicken-confused eggs

79, the light in the bathroom-a blur.

80. Protect Gobi vegetation, prevent dust pollution and protect the atmospheric environment.

8 1, brush paste on the head-confused

82. The fly fell into the sauce basin-confused.

83. The fly on the edge of the bowl-omnivore.

84, Yuanxiao fell into the paste basin-idiot.

85. Boil balls in soup-stupid eggs

86. Let the blue sky and white clouds stay forever. May the green water and green hills stay forever.

87. Environmental protection starts from me.

88. Destroying the environment means destroying our homes.