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What are the typos in life?

Too many 1. Press (install) to install

2. Surrender to defeat

3. Give up on yourself

4. Needle (Bianstone)

5. Bo (ship) goods

6. Pulse (beat)

7. Pine Chi (relaxation)

8. A worry (preparation) can not be achieved

9. The flow of water (sichuan) is endless

10. Essence (quintessence)

11. Overlap (overlap)

12. Traveling (on holiday) to the resort

13. Prevent (obstruction)

14 , a (radiation) radiation

15. a (vice) couplet

17. concise and concise (comprehensive)

18. imposing (summary) )

19. A (drum) force of energy

20. A cantilevered beam (bone)

21. Rough (rough)

22. Eat without food (fruit)

23. Shocked (shocked)

24. Cohesion (combined)

25. Hou ( Waiting room

26. Waiting (and) waiting

27. Even (even)

28. As usual (even)

29. Care of people’s lives

30. Pretentiousness

31. Poaching

32. A promise weighs a thousand pounds (gold)

33. Walk without walking too far

34. Complete the work

35. Never fall behind Nest (nest) mortar

36. Stewed (boiled clam) is popular among people

37. Waxing (wax)

38. Dead skin and sallow (lai) face

39. Blue sky and white clouds

40. Help each other

41. Keep up the good work (hard)

42. The old couple (two) mouth

43. Huangliang (Liang) sweet dream

44. (Liao)wang

45. Water cage (Dragon) head

47. Spasm (spasm)

48. Beautiful (round) beauty

49. Luo (啰) instigation

50. Traces of spiders and ants (horses)

51. Withering (desolation)

52. Shen Mian (掎)

53. Name (postcard)

54. Silent (Mo) abiding by the rules

55. Big thumb (thumb)

56. Retting (vomiting) ) work hard

57. Ping (Ping) Tim

58. Surprisingly (unexpected)

59. Repair (repair)

60, dear (green) favor

61, chime (out of) bamboo is difficult to write

62, admission ticket (ticket)

63, The fame of the bird (magpie) rises

64. The toughness (snake)

65. Scratching (itching)

66. Appreciation (appreciation)

67. Talking and laughing (life)

68. People and things (worldly) events

70. Celebrating on the forehead (hand)

71. Retrospection (retrospection)

72. Ghost worship (evil spirit)

73. Name on the gold list

74. There is no way to go

75. Rush like a bird

76. Migrate

77. White and flawless )

78. Jiuxiao (Xiao)

79. Xuan (Xiao) vent

80. Chat (Xiao Xuan)

81. String (melody) rhythm

82. Fake (fake) product

83. Can't do it yourself (already)

84. You (still) like a tiger Go down the mountain

85. Exhaust the lake and fish (fishing)

86. Make up for the number with taro (竽)

87. Utopia (source)

88. Dirty (stolen) money

89. Jiao (dipping) water

90. Sting (sting)

91. Decoration (frame)

92. Drinking dove (鸩) to quench thirst

93. Sitting in battle (township)

94. Circumstantial evidence (signs) and extensive quotations

95. Moxibustion (burning) can heat the hand

96. Jiuzhou (state)

97. Bed No. (1st) selfishness

98. Posture (unwanted) and reckless behavior

99. Compilation (compilation)

100. Doing (sitting) in a confinement shop

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100 words that are easily misunderstood in daily life

1. Criticize (bian 1) current ills

2. Shield (bi 4) protect

3. Secret (bi 4) Lu

4. Restoration of the monarch (bi 4) )

5. Rough workmanship (cao 1)

6. Famous mountains and ancient temples (cha 4)

7. A (chang 1) heavy rain

8. Passionate passion (chi 4) heat

9. Ruthless whipping (chi 1)

10. Wound (chuang 1)

11. Arrest (dai 4) criminal

12. Candidate file (dang 4) case

13. Deeply mourn (dao 4)

14. Wash (di 2) stains

15. Make people hairy (fa 4) finger

6. Fei (fei 1) smell constantly

17. Atmosphere ( fen 1) Wai Harmony

18. Processed preserved fruit (fu 3)

19. Supply (gong 1) does not meet demand

20. Gui (gui 1 )Yifumen

21. Executioner (gui 4)

22. Rose (gui 1)

23. Rough style (guang 3)

24. The pond dried up (he 2)

25. Echoed (he 4)

26. Impeachment (he 2) of the president

27 . Mix (hun 4) combined gas

28. Wound ulcer (hui 4) thick

29. Wanted (ji 1) criminal

30. Give ( ji 2) to help

31. to hold grudges (ji 2) to be jealous

32. to chew on words (jiao 2)

33. to annihilate (jian) 1) Destroy the enemy

34. Escort (jie 4) the prisoner

35. Comfort the soul (jie 4)

36. Japonica (jing 1) rice

37. Wen Cuijing (jing 1) Hua

38. Kill one as a warning (jing 3) hundred

39. Traditional Chinese Medicine Acupuncture (jiu 3)

40. Follow the rules (ju 3)

41. Play the role (jue 2) of sex

42. Chew (jue 2) of taste

43. Sniper (ju 1) striker

44. Ke (ke 4) perform one's duties

45. Blackmail (le 4) extortion

46. To implicate (lei 3) others

47. To bear numerous fruits (lei 2)

48. To measure quantity (liang 4) to tailor clothes

49. To model (mu 2) ) So cute

50. Suddenly (mo 4) looking back

51. Stiff (ne 4) few words

52. Rigid (ni 4) routine

53. Brewing (niang 4) feelings

54. Broad-minded and fat (pan 2)

55. Follow the rules (pao 2)

56. Potbellied (pian 2)

57. Shuibo (po 1) Liangshan

58. One-leaf flat boat (pian 1)

59. Quietly (qiao 3)rise

60. Tapping the potential (qian 2)

61. Preserving the media and drawing fibers (qian 1)

62. The golden cicada sheds its shell (qiao 4)

63. Strong words (qiang 3)

64. Eliminate (qu 1) cold and relieve pain

65. Shopping coupon (quan 4)

66. Discount (she 2) this business

67. Climb up (she 4) levels

68. Xinxin (shen 1) student

69. lick( shi 4) The love of calves is deep

70. Wash (shuan 4)

71. Sucking (shun 3) sucking milk

72. Shuo (shuo) 4) Confusion

73. The strong wind (si 4) is raging

74. Shape (su 4) create an image

75. Inscription (ta 4) Film

76. Ruthless whipping (ta 4)

77. Tunnel collapse (tan 1)

78. Picky vision (ti 1)

79. Brush copybook (tie 4)

80. Being cunning (xia 2)

81. Portraits (xiao 4)

82. Stirring the strings (xian 2)

83. Chemical fiber (xian 1) fiber

84. Knee (xi 1) pain

85 . Milk odor (xiu 4) is not dry

86. Star acupuncture point (xue 2)

87. Yin (yan 1) red

88. Choking (ye 4)

89. Self-pity (yi 4)

90. Ying (ying 1) graduate student

91. Yu 1 (yu 1) rotten numb

92. Meeting with (yu 4) people

93. Ironing (yu 4) posts appropriately

94. Fainting (yun 4) car medicine

95. Truck (zai 4)

96. Cut and paste (zhan 1) paste

97. Symptom (zheng 1) knot

98. The finale (zhou 4)

99. The confrontation between the two armies (zhi 4)

100. The edge (zhuo 2)

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Common typos in advertisements:

Yiyi (Yiyi) is reluctant to give up - clothing advertisement

Everyone drinks a cup of wine (monument) - alcohol advertising

One step to the stomach (position) - stomach medicine advertising

Have fun riding (it) - Horse Racing/Motorcycle Advertisement

Baiyi (Yi) Baishun--Electric Iron Advertisement

Burning (Slightly) Better--Fast Food Restaurant Advertisement

As you wish Bath (desire) - water heater advertisement

Leisure (virtuous) wife and loving mother - washing machine advertisement

Cough (burn) without delay - cough medicine advertisement

Big stones (things) turn into small things, and small stones (things) turn into small things--advertisement for treating stone disease

One click (seeing) is worse than hearing a hundred times. If you don't "fight", you don't know each other--printer advertisement

A Hong Kong cosmetics company's advertisement reads: "Get rid of 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'pimples'

A washing machine advertisement is based on an idiom with one word changed: "A leisurely wife and a good mother."

Audio company: "One call and four responses", "Sound in the east and attack in the west".

Dumpling shop: "Everything is included".

Lime factory: "made from scratch".

Pawnshop: "Well deserved."

Hat Company: "Hat and Hats Take the People".

Tourist barber shop: "nothing is left untouched".

Pharmacy: "asking for trouble."

1. The typo was not intentional (typos in quotation marks)

1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" rice

2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: Tire repair "flush"

3. The entrance of a retail store: sold "other"

4. The entrance of a furniture store: "all"

5. Decoration Store entrance: Decorate with "Huang"

6. Lost property advertisement: Lost property "enlightenment"

7. Installation company entrance: "Press" to install

8. Car wash Store entrance: Car wash and wax

9. Hotel entrance: "He" rice

10. Fruit shop entrance: "Bo" radish

11. Restaurant menu: Chicken "Dan"

12. Hardware store sign: "扦" seat

13. Sporting goods store sign: "LAN" ball

14 , The entrance of the fast food restaurant: the "block"

15. The farmer's market sign: "Tomato" tomato

16. The parking lot sign: "Ding" car toll

17. Slogan to crack down: Strict crackdown

18. Banner at a certain airport: "Young"

19. Slogan for traffic: Overloading and overloading are "dangerous" Endless harm

20. A certain canteen’s menu: Fish “Garden”

2. Deliberately written incorrectly (typos in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement : "Cough" without delay

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless fun

3. Supplement advertisement: "Turtle" is safe

4. Glasses advertising: a "brightness" is astonishing

5. Mosquito repellent advertising: silently without "mosquitoes"

6. Scotch tape advertising: there is no substitute for "belt"

7. Internet cafe advertising: A deep love for "Internet"

8. Piano advertising: I have a special liking for "qin", and I fall in love with "piano" at first sight

9. Water heater advertising : "Bath" as you like

10. Air-conditioning advertisement: No "sweat" for life

11. Clothing store advertisement: "Clothes and hats" choose people

12 , A certain laundry advertisement: "Clothes" are not given up

13. A certain real estate company advertisement: Thousands of "rooms" are available

14. A certain cake advertisement: "Cake" every step of the way liter

15. Stomach medicine advertisement: "No" to "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy the "riding"

17. TV Iron advertisement: Bai "Yi" Bai Shun

18. Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burn" is better

19. Washing machine advertisement: "Leisure" wife and loving mother

20. Hat company advertisement: Pick people with their "hats"

21. Stone disease treatment advertisement: Big "stones" turn into small ones, and small "stones" turn into small ones

22. Printer Advertising: A hundred stories are worth just one "click"

23. Paint advertisement: Lustful Paint

24. Refrigerator advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh

25. Treatment of hemorrhoids Medicine advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids

26. Garden apartment advertisement: Be at ease with your apartment

27. Dancing machine advertisement: Dance after hearing the word "machine"

28 , Seafood advertising: take the first step in getting "fresh"

29. Dental clinic advertising: "quick treatment" of the population

30. Gift shop advertising: "rituals" are of course

31. Top hair (haircut)

32. Riding fun (motorcycle)

33. No crumbs to hit (shampoo)

34. Mosquito Repellent (Mosquito Repellent Repellent)

The furniture store advertised as “furniture”

A restaurant’s signboard said “Thirteen is too full”

A real estate advertisement's "Bury the Rich on All Sides" is very conspicuous

Pharmaceutical merchants put out slogans with homophonic meanings such as "Don't stay under the spot"

The word "stop" is written as " "Ding", fast food is written as the upper left part of the word "dinner", eggs are written as "Chicken Dan", various beers are written as "various beers"

Consultation is written as "Ziwen"

Waiting for the bus The hall is written as "waiting hall"

The seat is written as "玺"

Don't write "keep in mind"

Gonghou is written as "Gonghou"

Recruitment is written as “recruitment” <

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Casual clothes are written as "closed clothes"

Deputies to the National People's Congress are written as "adult representatives"

Public toilets are written as "public rules"

Invisible is written as "hidden" Agree

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2007-11-27 18:17 fengtly | Level 17

1. The typo was not intentional (typos in quotation marks)

1. At the entrance of the hotel: "copy" rice

2. At the entrance of the car repair shop: "push" for tire repair

3. The entrance of a retail store: sold "other"

4. The entrance of a furniture store: home "all"

5. The entrance of a decoration store: "decoration"

6. Lost property advertisement: "Inspiration" for lost property

7. Door of installation company: "Press" to install

8. Door of car wash shop: Car wash and wax ”

9. The entrance of the hotel: "He" rice

10. The entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" radish

11. The hotel menu: "Dan" chicken

12. Hardware store sign: "扦" holder

13. Sporting goods store sign: "LAN" ball

14. Fast food restaurant entrance: big row "Block"

15. Farmer's market sign: "Tomato" eggplant

16. Parking lot sign: "Ding" car toll

17. Crack down on propaganda slogans : Strict "li" crackdown

18. A certain airport banner: "Young"

19. A certain traffic slogan: Overloading and overloading will "almost" cause endless harm

20. A certain canteen’s menu: Fish “Garden”

2. Deliberately written incorrectly (typos in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement: “cough” cannot be delayed

2. Mountain bike advertising: "Riding" is endless fun

3. Supplement advertising: "Turtle" is safe

4. Glasses advertising: One "Ming" Amazing

5. Mosquito repellent ads: no “mosquitoes”

6. Scotch tape ads: no substitute for “mosquitoes”

7. Internet cafe ads : A "network" of deep love

8. Piano advertisement: You have a special liking for "qin", and you fall in love with "qin" at first sight

9. Water heater advertisement: "Bath" according to your heart

10. Air conditioning advertising: the end

There is no "sweat" in life

11. Clothing store advertisement: "Clothes and hats" are taken from people

12. A certain laundry advertisement: "Clothes and clothes" are not given up

13. Advertisement of a real estate company: Ten thousand "rooms" are available

14. Advertisement of a certain cake: "cake" rises step by step

15. Advertisement of stomach medicine: one "no" To the "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: Enjoy "riding"

17. Electric iron advertisement: Hundreds of "clothes" and everything goes smoothly

18. Fast food restaurant advertisement: "Burning" is better

19. Washing machine advertisement: "Idle" wife and loving mother

20. Hat company advertisement: Pick people by their "hat"

21. Advertising for curing stone disease: Big “stones” turn into small ones, and small “stones” turn into small ones

22. Printer advertisements: A hundred stories are worth one “click”

23. Paint Advertisement: Lustful Paint

24. Refrigerator Advertisement: Refrigeration Fresh

25. Hemorrhoid Medicine Advertisement: No need to worry if you have hemorrhoids

26. Garden Apartment Advertisement: Stay at home

27. Dancing machine advertisement: Dance after hearing the word "machine"

28. Seafood advertisement: Take the "fresh" step forward

29. Dental clinic advertisement: "Quick treatment" population

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Etiquette" certainly agrees

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