Just throw it into the pot and stew it to save the fish from suffering.

When I was in high school, the school held a fire drill. Two of our classmates pretended to be trapped upstairs and were waiting for rescue... This was the background... When the fire alarm sounded, they were upstairs holding Holding two tissues while waving them, he shouted downstairs: Uncle, come up and play! ——I will never forget the principal’s eyes...

Once upon a time, I was also a gangster, determined to be a boss gangster. Once, in order to fight over territory with Ergouzi from the next village, I invited some of my friends to drink to boost their morale before leaving. As a result, I lost track of anything after taking a gulp of a bowl of wine. No one played with me anymore.

My daughter-in-law went to the vegetable market and bought a live fish. She held a knife and hesitated for a long time, reluctant to kill it. So, I asked: What should I do if the fish is so cute and I don’t want to kill it? I said: Otherwise, let’s not eat it and keep it. The daughter-in-law thought for a while: Why don't we kill him and just throw him into the pot to stew, so as to save the fish from suffering!

My best friend went on a blind date and met the same boy four times. She thought it was fate and got married. On the day of the wedding, the groom confessed that he had a crush on his best friend for a long time and was afraid that his confession would be rejected, so he asked someone to introduce him. ’s... Why can’t I meet such a good man, ah ah

Our roommate has a broken bicycle, but he treats it as a treasure. I was afraid of being stolen so I put three locks on it. One day, he said with a sad face: "My bicycle was stolen." At that time, a roommate said: "If you give it to me, no one will steal it." At this time, a roommate who studied psychology said: It has three locks. Bicycles can easily arouse the professional mentality of thieves. Such a challenging car, no matter how broken it is, it will still be stolen.

Doudou was ten years old. His grandfather asked him if he was made to stand by the teacher for talking during nap time. He immediately responded that he was young and ignorant when he was five years old. After dinner in the evening, I asked him to take off his shoes and get on the kang, but he said he didn’t bring his shoes to take off. He did it on purpose, little rascal!

While driving to the sea, my niece’s foot was injured... In the car, her sister was playing around, climbing on the seat, and then getting down to pull her father’s hair. The niece stopped her with her foot if she didn’t like it. As a result, my sister stepped on the painful spot, and my niece burst into tears. Her mother taught her, "My sister is not sensible, but you are not sensible yet. She is only over 2 years old now. Why don't you let her go when you see her coming? You are already 7 years old. You are no longer a little brat. She can pick her nose by herself." Eat, can you”? My niece replied hotly, "What's there to say about boogers? It sounds like I've never had it before. It's so salty."

On my way to get off work last night, I suddenly saw a man wearing a hat. The boy was fighting with someone. His figure from the back looked familiar. If you look at it carefully, isn't that my son? I rushed over and caught him: "You brat, you didn't come home from school and you got into a fight with someone on the street!" My son nervously replied: "Dad, you got the wrong person..."

There was a new teacher who was very beautiful. I fell in love with her the first time I met her. That night I came alone to the door of the dormitory where the teacher lived. I wanted to confess my love but didn’t know how to use it, so I picked it up on the ground. I threw half a brick with "I love you ten thousand years" written on it and ran away. The next morning, with a bandage on his head, the principal announced in public that door security guard Li Wannian had been fired.

There was a patient. The doctor told him that you have hepatitis C and you should pay attention to your health! Patient: There are no cookies! Doctor: Yes, everything has been found! Patient: I hid it so well and you found out everything? Doctor: Yes, so I want you to pay attention to your health? Patient: I just took one secretly. My blood sugar won’t be high, right? Doctor...

My sister is two years older than me! When we were young, we often fought, and my sister always beat me violently. I finally managed to get over it, but my sister started to reason with me! Say I've grown up!

Office chat... The boss said: "Every time I go to bed, I always have to bring a lot of banknotes." I didn't believe it, so I asked: "Bragging~ Do you use banknotes to wipe your butt? How hard is it?" !” The boss shook his head and said, “I’m here to motivate you!” I asked: “Hey, I can’t pull it out if I don’t have money.”

"QQ love talk, don't say we are dating, I want to get married directly

1. Whose life is not like alternating current, like electrocardiogram, ups and downs, highs and lows. Everyone has to experience life. The ups and downs are just more or less, light or heavy. Life is a practice, a process of injury and recovery that goes back and forth.

2. If you don’t fall in love with the purpose of getting married, you are helping others to support their wives.

3. Being sluggish on the windowsill at night, I feel some sadness and joy, and I know it day and night. I was filled with sticky holes and confusion, and in the drunken and lonely heart of the bitter and crystal clear mouth, facing the night maple above me, I pondered some of my own questions and explanations

4. Only those with eyes in their hearts can see true love. One minute they fall in love, one day they fall in love with him, but they should always have him in front of him. Place, stay alone. Then I don’t know what it is, I don’t know who it is, I don’t know how to love, and I don’t know how long I can love. Maybe there will be no one. /p>

5. Love means being softer than anyone else. In the face of this, all other conditions are destined to be accessories. True feelings can only flourish in a soft place. People are always softer than you when it comes to disputes. Then, this is the person who loves you.

6. Do beautiful things need to be discovered and recognized by others? The fact is that only those with the same attributes can Only then can they find it beautiful. There is no need for any attraction, effort, or maintenance. They just need to appear in front of each other. So, its only destiny is to wait quietly.

7. God will force you to believe that fate is evil, and when you look back occasionally, you will see that person in the dim light.

8. The oath turned into a lie. My heart was torn into pieces by you.

9. If you love someone, you must love her sincerely and wholeheartedly, learn to cherish her, care for her, protect her, and protect her from wind and rain. , if she is hurt, you must comfort her, work hard to love her more, keep walking happily, believe that love will last forever, never let love fade, love her with a grateful heart, treat her as you treat yourself, let Love is full of ideals. To realize ideals for love, let love become sacred and full of energy. 10. My anger is no longer a torrent of tears, nor is it full of uncontrollable anger, let alone expecting others. Come and help me get revenge, even though there have been times like this. My anger is no longer resentment, nor is it endless commentary, nor is it almost shouting loudly, even though there have been times like this.

11. Loving someone means growing up with them over a long period of time and dying together in the last years of life. 12. If the world of mortals can see through all your thoughts. Filter out all the dust, there is no need for the shengxiao to wrap around my shoulders and pave the way for me; if the world of mortals can be seen through, I would like to be an idle flower blooming gently and shallowly, let the seasons change, and let the flowers bloom and fall; if the world of mortals can be seen through, I just want to drink a bowl of Meng Po soup and forget about the past. From now on, a person's mortal world will last forever; a person's city will be as solid as gold, and a person's love will no longer be stained by dust, and will be heartless and without sorrow.

13. Today is the day when you get married. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you both happiness and grow old together!

14. Am I too much? Stupid, even though he is scarred, he still laughs heartbreakingly.

15. Life is painful, don’t be confused. Life is short, don't panic. Desire is endless, don’t be greedy. Your body is yours, don't be lazy. The job belongs to everyone, don’t take it away. Money is for consumption, don’t save it. Life is rich, don’t bother. Holidays are for leisure, don’t be busy. Friends are forever, don’t forget.

16. Once some mistakes happen, there is no chance to correct them. Just like leaves, once they leave the tree, they can never return. Some opportunities, once missed, will be irreversible.

17. The steps of the ladder are never used to rest feet. They are just for people to put their feet up for a period of time so that others can climb up with one foot.

18. I had known that being with you was destined to be endless melancholy, but I didn’t know how to take back my feelings. A story that cannot be told, a beautiful encounter, love is an intoxication without regrets.

19. Do you know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, robbed my love, deceived my affection, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate you most is that you What a waste of my cell phone bill!

20. Every time in the dead of night, I feel lonely and sad. The heart of a lonely person is fragile. I always see other people making love, and I feel that I am so lonely, but my true heart is no longer there. , sincerity no longer counts.

21. Don’t talk about us dating, I want to get married directly.

22. [After being young and frivolous, let’s get married, shall we?]

23. There is only one life, one happiness, one joy, one night of joy. From then on, one person signed the other person's hand and walked down together, working together to make happiness last forever.

Twenty-four, deeply in love with the smell of falling flowers. The fallen flowers all over the ground are colorful, the fragrance of flowers is floating in the air, and the extremely beautiful scenery is intoxicating in the bottom of my heart. I use my emotions to weave colorful pictures, and the fragrance is condensed in the crimson maple leaves. In the wind with my thoughts flying, the dusk Then look back, give the season a shallow smile, and find warmth for the soul.

25. Is marriage a responsible behavior for a man?

26. The quiet phone is accompanied by the dull light, and the lonely chest is hugged by cold arms. Through the piercing eyes, I can only see a stubborn heart, still stubbornly waiting for the response of your love. Advertising slogans for throwing away garbage

1. Garbage must be sorted to make life better.

2. Actively participate in garbage classification and create a beautiful community environment.

3. A beautiful new environment comes from the heart, and we must practice it by not leaving garbage on the ground.

4. Protect our home with a beautiful heart.

5. The beautiful hometown is spotless.

6. Let the flowers bloom more beautifully and let us smile brighter.

7. Be more conscious and clean.

8. Reduce and classify garbage to build a beautiful Zhangjiagang.

9. Protect the clear water and blue sky and build a green home.

10. Recycle waste batteries and create a beautiful home.

11. Take care of our environment and enjoy dignity with all living things.

12. It’s a pity to break through the green carpet, but it doesn’t hurt to have more stars.

13. We are both garbage generators and environmentalists who remove garbage.

14. The garbage needs to go home, please help it.

15. Everyone should throw away less paper and be environmentally friendly every day.

16. Garbage also has a home, don’t go to the wrong door.

17. There is only one earth, and it is my responsibility to protect her.

18. Recycle well and have no worries in the New Year.

19. Trash is the devil, so don’t worry about it.

20. Environmental protection, no matter how small the force is, is a kind of support.

21. What is thrown away is virtue, but what is picked up is civilization.

22. If you litter today, you will live in a garbage village tomorrow.

23. Let the garbage return to its home and let civilization light up every home.

24. Pick up our civilization with both hands.

25. Dry and wet should be classified, harmful ones should be kept separately, resources can be reused, and life can be healthier.

26. Always smile, and I will swallow the garbage.

27. Everyone participates in keeping garbage out of the ground, and every household benefits from a clean new environment.

28. Protect public health and do not litter anywhere.

29. Scientific classification of junk, civilized you and me.

30. The environment is a big thing, throwing away garbage is a small thing. Big things must start from small things.

31. If garbage does not fall to the ground, environmental protection will be more effective.

32. Mixed garbage is garbage, classified into resources.

33. Garbage also has a home, so take it away with you.

34. To remove garbage, start with action.

35. Restore a natural environment and maintain a warm home.

36. I want to welcome the beauty of spring into my home, but I have no choice but to turn it into a fallen flower.

37. If garbage does not fall to the ground, the city will be more beautiful.

38. You and I stretch out our hands, and the earth blooms green.

39. The environment is clean and tidy, and the spring breeze is proud.

40. Littering is shameful, but spiritual civilization is glorious.

41. Let the environment and technology progress together.

42. Observe social ethics and maintain public health.

43. In order to make our home beautiful, we create it with our hands.

44. The earth is blue, not white.

45. A harmonious city is my home, and a beautiful environment depends on everyone.

46. Protect my homeland, love my China, and protect the environment without delay.

47. Let us work together to make users more beautiful.

48. Actively participate in garbage classification and jointly protect our green home.

49. If garbage does not fall to the ground, the environment will be more beautiful.

50. Forests like fresh air, and we like civilized life.

51. Dry and wet garbage are sorted, and hazardous waste is placed at designated locations.

52. As heaven moves forward, a gentleman should start by caring for garbage.

53. You supervise and I report. There is no escape for littering.

54. Throw less garbage and plant more trees, and the living environment will be more beautiful.

55. If you and I take one more step, the city will be very clean.

56. Give the battery a safe home and give yourself a clean world.

57. Don’t leave garbage on the ground, but I will pass on civilization.

58. Garbage lives in trash cans, and don’t sleep on the road.

59. One less footprint and more greenery.

60. Garbage classification has many benefits, and environmental protection depends on you and me. If you feel speechless, tell me how you feel, just sleep with you and skip the step of falling in love with you

1. You don’t have to care about anything, as long as the other person is willing to love you again, haha, fortunately, there is no mistake again. .

2. The closest I got to the sky was when you lifted me up on your shoulders!

3. I still have to sleep with you after I like you, so I feel like I’d better sleep with you directly and skip the step of liking you.

4. I have been alone here, waiting here, thinking about this person wearing stars and moon, walking towards me as gentle as jade.

5. I hope that the girl will never meet a scumbag in this life, but will meet the person who comes over the mountains and ridges to pamper you like a child. I also hope that the girl believes that she is always worthy of someone who will go over the mountains and ridges to love you.

6. Apart from sleeping with me for the rest of your life, if you feel disadvantaged, then you can only like me.

7. When you are eighteen or nineteen, you are full of romantic fantasies. When you are twenty-two, you look down on everything and pay more attention to reality. Experience is very important. I hope all girls will have a more beautiful life and a more nourishing life.

8. At this age, you can meet a few people who are sincere. Even if you give your sincerity, you may not win his heart.

9. I am glad that I have met the person who has been treating me consistently for ten years. I never thought that taking advantage of him was just for being nice to me. Suddenly I really want to sleep with him

10. I like you to achieve the purpose of sleeping with you for a long time; sleeping with you is just to sleep with you once, bye.

11. In fact, the only way to stop others is to work harder and harder and become stronger and stronger.

12. A friend once said that you cannot fall in love with two people at the same time, but you can love one and like the other. If you have to choose between love and the person you like, you will definitely run towards the person you love. However, liking does exist. Is this really the case?

13. It’s impossible. If you love someone and you can’t bear to see them sad, how can you be ambiguous with others?

14. I can’t tell the difference between love and like, but I have this feeling. Therefore, not even the last one can be saved.

15. Falling in love with two people is not love. What a person loves most is only himself.

16. I can like many people, but I have never loved anyone.

17. This is also a problem that I am struggling with. I have always suspected that I don’t know what love is at all. What does it mean to be love?

18. I can be unhappy for others, but I will only cry because of one person.

19. This is too unfair to the two people who like him. While giving your feelings wholeheartedly, you get what the other person has given you after cutting off half of it. To be honest, this kind of person wants everything. This The one who breeds scum of talent is the most thorough.

20. I used to think it was ridiculous, but now I really only like it, but no love.

21. What is love? I like it, I just like it, there is no reason. So what is love?

22. According to your theory, I will never meet the girl I love in my entire life.

23. Love means not being able to let the other person feel sad, right? I still don't love you enough, maybe it's just a good impression, good night.

24. The shamelessness towards her ended with her blocking me. I tried countless times to save her but was defeated by her saying that I can neither like you nor dislike you!

25. If you don’t care about me being cheeky to you, then I’ll wait for someone else to show up who can make me shameless.

26. I thought you would understand how shameless I have been towards you over the years, but unfortunately what I thought was wrong, so let’s live apart and be well!

27. But sometimes, relationships have a shelf life. Sometimes we are worn away by the trivialities and ups and downs of life, and our temper and patience are worn away. In the end, we hurt the person we love most, and we regret it.

28. I hope I can meet someone who is only cheeky to me. Although I haven’t met him yet, I believe I can wait.

29. I am the shameless person, but I will only be looked down upon by you again and again. If so, I hope all girls will not be shameless, be happy and unrestrained, and never look back. .

30. Ah, ah, but I still don’t believe that I will meet love.