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How to attend classes for senior students majoring in business administration in Yanjing Institute of Technology?

Dear junior:

Twelve years of grinding a sword, congratulations, today you can finally enter the ideal university with the admission notice in your hand! Maybe you just entered the university, and many things are difficult and exciting for people who are not familiar with strange environments. In order to stop you from taking the detour we have taken, I am writing an article here in a hurry, hoping to help my schoolmates. It's a little hasty, but I hope you don't make do with jokes.

-For freshmen.

First, prepare the article.

Usually, freshmen will have an adaptation period of 2-3 months after entering school, so they should be prepared psychologically.

Now make a list for everyone. After entering the university, these are the necessities of daily life. If you are prepared, you don't have to worry. You can bring your own shortcut, or you can register and buy it on campus on the same day. If the school is responsible for arranging the purchase, you can not buy it. In the study of freshman, you don't need too much preparation, just bring some pens, stationery, notebooks and some books for daily boredom, not too much.

Prepare to bring a plastic family photo, which you can look at when you are homesick. Prepare 30 identity photos (inch photos, some with blue background and some with white background, as long as there is no lace for large photos). The school often lets you take all kinds of inch photos, so as not to make girls who are in a hurry look bad or ugly.

Daily necessities-this is the highlight!

One pillowcase, one bed sheet, one quilt cover (schools usually sell 300 to 400 sets, quality, I can't comment, you know); 2 sets of pajamas and 3 sets of clothes for going out to class (to prevent clothes from drying in rainy days, prepare one more set, MM clothes may be more, but don't go out for the first time more than 5 sets (there is no wardrobe in the dormitory); A thick coat will soon be cold in the north after autumn, so it is right to bring a thick coat; Two pairs of shoes (one pair on your feet when you leave, the other pair is ready); A pair of slippers.

Prepare after check-in: shampoo and shower gel (buy the smallest bottle, don't buy family clothes ~~MM, maybe use conditioner facial cleanser and so on, don't forget to bring it); A small piece of laundry soap; Washbasin (for laundry); Towels and rags (for cleaning beds and cabinets); Toothbrush, small tube toothpaste. A cup with a lid and a cup without a lid (brush your teeth and drink water); Papyrus, MM ...; Paper towels; A large bowl (for instant noodles); Chopsticks and spoons.

Boys don't forget to bring razors; Don't forget the mobile phone charger and spare battery.

There are also some medicines, such as Guangdong herbal tea, Xiasangju, and commonly used medicines for treating colds and fever, band-AIDS, and essential balm (you can find a school doctor if you are sick).

Students who need extra preparation: lock, scissors, walkman, charging lamp (the dormitory will turn off the lights regularly), small electric fan, desk lamp, plush toy, toilet water, mirror, mp3, sewing box, skin care products, sunscreen, fork, hat and leisure books. Electric wind blows (many school dormitories are forbidden, but everyone uses them secretly).

Those who like entertainment can bring chess and cards, portable sports equipment, harmonica, shaw, guitar and so on. If the school environment requires it; You can bring your own bike or buy it yourself. The problem of bicycle theft is not as serious as the legend, but you still need a lock. And don't buy too expensive bicycles; Throw it away after four years. You can also bring some hometown specialties to share with your roommates, keep in touch with your brothers and sisters, and relive the delicious food in your hometown when you are homesick!

The more you write, the more dizzy you get ... finally, it is the heaviest! ! ! Never allow it! ! ! Just ... money! ! ! ! ! ! I advise you not to put too much money in your wallet when you are at school. Two or three hundred is enough. You should put the money in your card and go to the ATM when you need it. I just entered school in the first month, and the expenses in all aspects of life may exceed the budget, so let my parents be generous in the first month.

Life: Don't worry, university canteens are much richer than middle schools, so you can do whatever you want. If the requirements are not high (there is delicious food), dinner 6-8 yuan is enough; 8- 10 yuan Eat well. Breakfast 3-4 yuan will be fine. In big cities, it is enough for colleges and universities to spend about 450 yuan every month on average, and the normal living expenses (including meals) of colleges and universities are enough for 650 yuan; Of course; This doesn't include other hobbies such as ordering milk, eating snacks and snacks. The main expenses are books, clothes, cosmetics, telephone bills, (boys definitely spend more in life than girls: ask beautiful women out and invite them to have a small meal), transportation expenses for surfing the Internet and often going home (parents' hard-earned money should be saved).

Attention: Students and sisters from poor families should pay attention to the fact that they must contact the school first or make supporting documents according to the requirements of the school, and take the "green channel" to apply for the "entrance loan" when applying. All colleges and universities have "work-study program" arrangements. The relevant "societies" of the school will arrange for poor students to work for free in the campus library. Or you can take part in some off-campus tutoring on the rest day (20-one clock in 25 yuan, a big city), which can ensure the basic life of your younger brothers and sisters.

Also, the key point-before coming to school at home, it is best to find a village Committee or neighborhood Committee to issue a poverty certificate, and the village Committee or neighborhood Committee will stamp it and affix the official seal of the civil affairs department at or above the county level, so you can apply for a grant at school! You won't want it for nothing. Each semester is 3000 yuan for the first grade, 2000 yuan for the second grade and 0/000 yuan for the third grade/kloc. Attention, this is free, free! I don't talk to him about ordinary people.

It is also convenient for freshmen to register and register on the same day; Students in colleges and universities have "welcome" cars to pick up or guide them, colorful flags are flying and people are buzzing. There will be a certain number of senior volunteers in the school. Volunteers should wear badges. If there is any help, you can ask them directly. The registration scene may be a bit messy, but it will be really lively.

Don't worry about the inconvenient transportation for international students; If you arrive at school one day in advance, you can also stay in a hotel first. You can buy tickets in cash and eat in the campus cafeteria first, so you don't have to waste money and things to rent a hotel outside.

Most colleges and universities provide "one-stop" service (excluding queuing time, only a few minutes), and some colleges and universities should pay insurance premiums immediately, and apply for "one card" (rechargeable) and "bank card" for libraries and canteens (including bathing time in northern colleges and universities) when registering. After registration; Your college, class, student number, student ID card and school badge are all available. After reporting; Volunteer students from each college will lead the freshmen to the dormitory and get the dormitory key from the dormitory certificate.

Note: Most colleges and universities will require you to pay the insurance premium on the first day of registration, 200 yuan! The shelf life is 4 years. Tell you, it's useless, it's useless at all, so I suggest you don't be cheated of hundreds of dollars. After all, it is not easy for our parents to find money. And I told you to buy a broken earphone, English listening is 30 yuan! Pit dad, pure pit dad! After a while, all the seniors and sisters will be sold, one in 2 yuan!

Second, learning articles 1

1. University is not a middle school. Don't study in the traditional high school way. Class is just a form, and the key is self-study.

2. Freshman study is particularly important. The first semester can often determine the whole direction of your college career.

3. When you are a freshman, you should think about your goals after four years; Is it for further study or employment, for postgraduate study or postgraduate study, for postgraduate study abroad or for domestic joint study after graduation from undergraduate course (students of this Master's Union). These are all very important, which are related to your formulation and adjustment of the learning methods of freshmen.

Students who consider continuing their studies after four years should pay special attention: the "grade point" of each semester exam is very important. Grade point is the standard for most colleges and universities to measure students' test scores in various subjects (please know more after entering the school). The role of grade points. The simplest sentence, "in college, grade points are everything."

5. Calculation method of semester or school year credit grade point: average grade point of semester or school year = actual test scores of courses studied x course credits of courses studied ÷ semester or school year credits of courses studied. (the average grade point average in the semester; Example: 85 marks for Chinese, 87 marks for arithmetic, 92 marks for English, 4 credits for each subject, (85x4+87X4+92X4)/ 12 credits =88=3.7=A-)

6. In recent years, some colleges and universities have adopted the "big platform" to enroll students or after the freshman exam; Students can choose their major or transfer colleges according to their hobbies, but; There is a prerequisite for choosing a major in a transfer college. In addition to quota restrictions and interview needs, the selected institutions and professional subjects also have different requirements for single-subject performance (such as failing freshman). ) and senior grades (choose a foreign language school; You have to pass 90 points in the English exam. In addition; The minor of "second major" is the same as the minor of "insurance research", and it is still inseparable from the grade point.

7. In the first semester, all majors should learn basic courses, such as advanced mathematics, line generation, English, physics, physical education, and Mao Si. , as well as freshman subjects, such as when learning is not suitable or serious; The probability of failing the mid-term exam is still very high, but the general final exam will be easier and not too outrageous.

8. If the freshman fails (at the end of the term), it means that many opportunities may be lost in the future, including transfer, major change, scholarship and postgraduate entrance examination.

9. Universities don't spend more money on learning, but pay attention to learning methods. Hard-working students may not get higher grade points. Although students who study hard will feel unfair, this is a university. You can complain, but it's hard to change anything.

10. Most colleges have different degrees of difficulty according to your major. For example, students majoring in mathematics and applied mathematics have Grade A difficulty in reading advanced mathematics, and students majoring in literature and history have Grade E difficulty in reading advanced mathematics, and so on. Key universities and non-key universities, universities of science and engineering and comprehensive universities have different learning requirements and exam questions, so you don't have to worry too much.

1 1, English is a special subject for freshmen. This subject is very important, with long class hours, high credits and great relevance, which has a far-reaching impact on future development. These two subjects also have a great influence on the "average grade point score". It takes time to understand and learn well, and we must not ignore it.

12. Freshmen (upper) schools can also take courses if conditions permit or conditions permit, but it is not advisable to take more courses. We should focus on adjusting and adapting to the learning style of universities. Usually several classes have classes together, but there is no concept of "class". There is a class teacher, but I may not see him several times a semester.

13, the school has a make-up exam system. If you fail this course, you will take a make-up exam at the beginning of next semester. If you don't pass the exam, you will have to retake it, which means that you will study and retake it with the next class of students until you finish the credits. You must pay for retaking the exam. In terms of credits, for example, if you fail English 1 and English 1 is 4 credits, then your retake fee is 4x90 yuan =360 yuan. Therefore, study hard at ordinary times and don't waste your parents' hard money.

14. It is very important to have a good relationship with teachers during college! As long as your teacher has a good relationship with you, he will let you pass even if you fail in the exam. If you pass yourself, he will make your score higher. You know, universities are just a small society.

Three. Learn the second article

No matter whether you are the first 1 volunteer or the second, I hope you will have a good time in college. After all, these four years are the most precious ones in your life.

Freshmen will meet your class teacher soon after they report for duty. When entering a class, they are usually assigned a counselor, just like the head teacher. Counselors are responsible for managing two or three classes. Note: the counselor is only responsible for life and so on (I will call you if I fail), not teaching.

Pay attention to good relations with counselors, which is related to your development in the university. What the senior told you is correct.

About associations: Soon after freshman year, various associations began to "recruit new people"; If you want to join some authoritative societies such as "Student Union", "Student Union" and "Association of Societies", you need to have an interview. Those who are enthusiastic about the work of the student union can consider giving it a try (remember: if you can't compete for the minister in senior two, you will quit the club). Don't rush to join multiple societies, not to say that you are not good or not to go, but to grasp the scale when considering what "societies" to join.

There are many school clubs. You can go where you like according to your wishes, but don't join too much, or you will be too busy. Some societies still have to pay fees, depending on your own interests. There are activities such as reading clubs and volunteers on rest days, and sports clubs such as table tennis and badminton in the evening. You can join them if you are interested. Popular "clubs" generally have to pass the exam to join. Joining the "club" will bring you benefits, and the final "appraisal" of the club will give you extra points, and you can learn a lot of things that are not in books.

However, I've always appreciated the saying that college students can't get any practical exercise when they join clubs. If they want to exercise, they can do part-time jobs, which can not only exercise themselves, but also make money.

The most important task for students is to study. The university always implements the credit system (about four years 150 credits), and graduates after completing the credits. Many universities arrange more than ten classes every day, from 8 am to 8 pm. There is no lunch break, and the class time can be arranged by yourself. Generally, schools stipulate that at most 40 credits and at least 20 credits should be taken each semester, but generally about 26 ~ 30 credits is enough, that is, 5~6 classes a day. Many schools choose their own teachers, so it is very important to choose a good teacher. Because of the different tightness of the teacher's marking, the exam results will be very different (very different).

The university arranges the examination time of different middle schools for almost two weeks, and only takes 1 subject every day. To tell the truth, some courses don't need much time to review (such as philosophy, Maugham, Allen, legal basis ...). Just have a look before the exam. If you pass one exam, you will pass one. Don't be too nostalgic. Usually focus on learning some professional courses, such as English, advanced mathematics and basic courses of professional courses. Most freshmen will encounter calculus, linear algebra, microeconomics, macroeconomics and Marxist political economy, which is a bit difficult. Everyone should study hard! English is divided into intensive reading, extensive reading and listening and speaking. Intensive reading is similar to high school, focusing on grammar and vocabulary; Extensive reading means reading the original English; If you think it sounds a little uncomfortable, you should listen to VOA more. . . ; Take an active part in oral English class.

The first thing to do when entering a university is to know all the students in the class. Although it is difficult, because some students are introverted, you will know how useful it is when it comes to doing written homework or handing in exam homework (some people write their notes clearly), and universities often copy each other's homework. The second thing: it is common to skip classes in college. You have to learn how to find a reasonable reason when you play truant or truant (not intentional, but also some bad), but this is also a compulsory course (note; Some school teachers find that you have never been to class before when you are absent from class once. Because college life is different from high school, some classes will not be effective if you listen carefully. We should learn to arrange our own time. This is a university.

Freshman has many parties and social gatherings (AA system). It's usually a club, a hometown association. You can join at will. Those activities are actually good, which can help you learn more about college life, help you adapt and expand your circle of friends. Of course, they are also a good way to kill time. Knowing more people really helps you a lot. They can teach you a lot, help you grow better and avoid detours. Students from other places can go out for a walk while they are freshmen, because only freshmen have so much time and mood.

Freshmen can make full use of old books (teaching materials), buy them from the second-hand book market or borrow them from their classmates. Seniors and sisters like their younger brothers and sisters very much! And there is no need to buy many books, such as Maugham, Ma Jing, military theory and so on. Try not to fail (in fact, this point has been said a lot)!

Fourth, campus articles

1, maybe you are the second choice; Maybe you are the nth major, but whether you like our school or not, you should bury yourself in your studies and study hard. If you give up, even if you have the chance to change your major, it's not your turn.

2. No matter what famous school you study; After school starts, there will always be some freshmen who will be arrogant, but please be modest. There are many students with stunts, and grades determine everything.

I will be curious about college life. I should use this time to collect more information about the school and make more friends.

4. The GPA of the first three years is useful, and students with higher GPA have greater employment opportunities. University for 4 years, applying for scholarship to study abroad, free of tuition and living expenses depends on the grade point (preferably above 3.5).

College exams are not very strict about cheating (so are key universities). Occasionally, I will turn over the books during the exam. When you are out of line, the teacher can remind you at most.

6. University life is rich and colorful, and study is only an important part of it. The purpose of college exams is to test whether you know, not to master. University study basically does not need counseling books.

7. Stick to classes and skip classes occasionally (I know this is not good either). On average, I study 1-2 hours after class every day, plus 1 hour of exercise, which doubles the time before the exam. If your academic performance is above average, you will get a third-class scholarship for that academic year.

8. When the school starts, there will be a phenomenon of "bullying" in the morning class. Please sit in the fixed seats so that the teacher can get to know you (you will get extra points in the exam). If you are often absent from class, please fight guerrilla warfare and don't let the teacher know about you.

9. After school starts, everyone will study hard. Sometimes you will feel that there is a lot of pressure to study, and there are many courses. You must study hard for important courses!

10, the computer room provides seats to access the internet (you can charge on time by swiping your meal card if you want money).

1 1. At night, the school study rooms are generally full, especially in hot season (the study room library is air-conditioned). There are so many people reviewing during the exam that they want to grab seats, but there is no way. Don't grab 7 o'clock in the evening, then there will be no seat for self-study.

12, the overall male-female ratio of each school is also different (there are more boys in science and engineering and more girls in literature and history). Here is a reminder to boys: as boys, you must act like boys and be considerate of girls. Therefore, at the beginning of school, we should try our best to make boys carry luggage and books.

13, collective life can't be as free as living alone. You need to adjust your life rules. The dormitory has lights-out time at night.

14, attention for night owls; Think more about others, don't affect the rest of your roommates, and be sure to have a good relationship with your roommates. After all, you will spend four years together, so always remember that you are a family. Pay attention to communication, and discuss what is difficult.

15, remember: be honest with others! Only in this way can we find a true bosom friend. At the same time, be good at distinguishing which friends can be made and which are just nodding acquaintances. Try to find some excellent people to be your friends, and you will benefit a lot.

16, the building management will check the dormitory hygiene irregularly every week (in fact, it is basically regular, so-called spot check) and pay attention to cleanliness, because the dormitory hygiene appraisal will be linked to many collective and individual awards.

17, when you eat in the canteen, you must keep an eye on the machine when you punch in. In case 4 yuan hits 40 yuan, it's not unheard of.

18, try to play cards as little as possible in freshman year, although this may be your only leisure way this semester. Next semester, freshmen will flee to computer rooms and Internet cafes.

19, develop a regular schedule, although you will become more and more irregular in the next few years.

20. It's a university now. It's best to use college holidays to go out and find a job, or go out for a walk. Contact with society is necessary. If you want to find a job, you must go to the work-study program office!

2 1. Don't help your roommate install computer game software. Although your original intention is good, in the end, he will scold you while playing games and teach him bad.

22. Don't expect the waiter in the canteen to have a high math IQ. Their correct addition rate will not be higher than 50%. For them, multiplication is easier than addition.

Five, military training articles

Military training is a means to strengthen national defense education. It has been developed in colleges and universities for more than twenty years, and it is also one of the courses in the teaching system of colleges and universities. Military training is a compulsory course for freshmen. Generally speaking, it is 3 credits. Most colleges and universities will arrange military training for freshmen before the start of school, and a few schools will arrange military training for freshmen around the second year, which generally lasts 12 days.

The subjects of military training are: queue practice, shouting slogans, crawling forward, singing and midnight training. In addition to normal military training, some colleges and universities also offer courses such as battlefield rescue, light weapons shooting, military topography, and computer chess deduction (simulating the main war cases of World War II).

Military training, the most bitter subject is to walk in front and stand in the military posture, usually standing in the sun for an hour, 2-3 times a day. The most frequently sung military songs are Return from Hunting, I am a soldier and Love China. The proudest subject is "military parade", from training courses to military theory courses, from assembling teams to pulling songs to queue confrontation. Everything is going on in an orderly way every day, and every movement embodies the cohesion of the whole team.

Every day, the military training time is very tight, and discipline is the purpose and requirement of military training, especially the night training in military training: ..... I heard that I have to go to training, but no one in the hotel will wash it. Everyone dressed in advance, packed their backpacks and lay in bed pretending to sleep. At two o'clock in the middle of the night, I suddenly heard the whistle, and then someone shouted,' Get up, let's practice!' The dormitory is in a hurry and shoes and hats are flying all over the sky.

Most freshmen will endure, endure and accept the baptism of the scorching sun. Some instructors are still very inhuman. Push-ups and squats have become the main routines of corporal punishment. Who can not complain? It's no use having it. Dare to mention it? When everyone dragged their legs together, they were exhausted. After returning to the dormitory, they had little strength to take off their shoes. Fuck!

In addition to training, we must insist on cleaning the house. Folding quilts is one of the internal affairs, and quilts should be angular. Every day after military training, I am half tired, and I have to climb stairs, draw water, sweep the floor, and catch up with sunny days. We must play on the playground all day. Every time I do exercises, my body is soaked with sweat and I can't sweat anything. When the sweat dries, patches of salt will appear on our clothes. I have a hoarse voice, backache and leg pain. I haven't washed my military uniform for several days. It's soaked with sweat and smells disgusting. Many female students shed tears. The intensity of sunlight in summer can be imagined. We were born in Guangdong, and our skin is not white. A few days later, we became an equatorial race, which was unexpected, but it was also reasonable.

Military training life has slipped away unconsciously with time, and that touching past often floats in front of my eyes. ... do you remember the vigorous steps ... do you remember the angular quilt ... do you remember the loud and beautiful song ... do you remember the instructor who likes to use force ... Only by remembering the solemn military posture under the scorching sun can we reflect today's talk ...

Military training life also has ups and downs, and various jokes and gaffes brought by collective life; It is the most unforgettable thing in military training life. We still remember the instructor who loves to train people. I also feel the strong power inside me rising upward. This force overwhelmed the weakness in my heart and overcame the smallness in my heart. This is military training! This is the real contemporary soldier!

Sixth, love articles

Since the resumption of the college entrance examination system, the national authorities' policy on college students' love has gone through a turning point from explicit prohibition to "no advocacy and no opposition", which is an important background for understanding the evolution of college students' love phenomenon.

After ten years of cold window, you have finally become the pride of the times. Maybe falling in love in college is another college entrance examination in your life, or you meet Cupid for the first time. You should not only meet him naturally and freely, but also handle the relationship between love and other aspects and overcome all kinds of vulgar elements.

1. Attention, school sisters: On the first day of freshmen's enrollment, "super girls" can enjoy the "warm care" of senior boys. For girls, the meticulous care of senior boys will make you feel the warmth of a big family.

2, the younger brothers also pay attention: don't believe what "science and engineering girls don't look back, long hair fluttering in their dreams; When the science and engineering girl turned around, Tanabe scared a few cows to death. According to statistics; Compared with the beautiful girls in literature and history schools, the proportion of beautiful girls in science and engineering schools is absolutely dominant.

Generally speaking, the "ideological and political teacher" in the class will advise freshmen not to fall in love in college, and other students not to fall in love before their sophomore year. However, the professors hold the opposite opinion. College students should naturally focus on learning, but college students in love can also promote each other and improve together. Talk about it if you have capital and confidence.

In college, falling in love and studying don't necessarily conflict. It is just a process of learning knowledge. You will learn the communication between men and women, which will also help you grow up. As long as it is handled well, two people can supervise each other and study hard. Maybe with some spiritual sustenance, learning will be motivated. In fact, it is much better to find a partner to review than to fight landlords with tractors and play games.

5. In the university campus, the reasons why the ratio of girls' love is higher than that of boys are: girls' early physical and mental maturity and strong dependence; The proportion of female college students is generally lower than that of boys. In particular, girls in science schools have always been in an advantageous position of "demand exceeds supply".

6. College students' love performance; Generally speaking; Liberal arts students have higher EQ index, are good at thinking in images, and pay more attention to images and impressions. The IQ index of science students will be higher. He is good at abstract thinking and pays more attention to substance and taste.

7. Students majoring in liberal arts usually have more leisure classes, so they can suddenly recite and review during the exam. Usually falling in love can just enrich your leisure life. So the love rate of liberal arts students is higher than that of science students.

8. Students majoring in science usually have a lot of experimental classes, and all subjects pay attention to understanding. Homework after class is still very heavy, and professional knowledge is closely related. They can't cope with the exam by surprise, so they are under great pressure to study. The proportion of science students in love is even lower.

9. Attention to girls: In college, boys look at girls; Freshman is gold, sophomore is silver, junior is copper, and senior is iron. Believe me, the counselor really won't say anything about falling in love.

Seven, part-time articles

There are not many general courses in freshmen and sophomores, so you can consider doing some part-time jobs and exercising on your own. Secondly, it is good to subsidize households. Once again, you can experience your sense of accomplishment in making money.

What is a part-time job? Part-time job is different from full-time job, that is, you can do it as soon as you have time.

What needs special attention is that many "black-hearted" seniors and some unscrupulous intermediaries are eyeing the opportunity of cheating in their freshman year, posting various part-time advertisements in the school, collecting money when you call, and then arranging work for you. Remember: anyone who pays money is a liar! Remember.

Legal and reliable work is: no deposit and no membership fee!

Remember, if you have no experience, don't go to 58 cities and Jiji.com to find part-time job information. More than 90% are liars.

Finally, take less black cars and don't go out alone. We should learn a lesson from the case of Chongqing female college students being killed by taking the wrong bus.

Don't ask me who I am. My general shape is as follows: Aaron Kwok's hairstyle, Andy Lau's face and Jet Li's figure. Don't be infatuated with me. Brother is just a legend. The junior studies hard at school, and the seniors come back to pick up the junior when they earn money. As for the junior, the senior is all yours. Take good care of it. Let's stop here. I wish my brothers and sisters a smooth start and successful studies!

-Senior grade

August 26th, 1965 438+04