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Title in NBA

A

"Desperate Saburo"-Artest (also known as the camera killer, because when he was arguing with the coach, an ungrateful reporter came forward to join in the fun, and Artest was furious and the camera was in trouble. )

"Answer"-allen iverson (besides the homonym of the name, when the team needs him, you will get the answer)

"Elf"-nick van exel

"Melon"-carmelo anthony

"Old Oak"-Charles Oakley

"Candy Man"-olowokandi. ! ! )

"Big Dream"-hakeem olajuwon (because of his dreamy steps)

"Big Shark"-Shaq O 'Neill (shaq oneal means shark, and he is big, so he is named Big Shark. There is also a nickname called "Diesel Engine". I don't know if you have heard of it)

B

"Flying Pig"-charles barkley (so fat, So he can jump ...)

"Scoring Machine"-Rick Barry

"Big Monster"-Billy Paultz

"White Devil"-mike bibby (also called "Fairy")

"Big Bird"-larry bird (Larry Bird, Big bird is a literal translation of English)

"Little squirrel"-Burgess

"Robber"-tyrone bogues (short defender, stealing the ball is his unique skill)

"Bamboo pole"-shawn bradley (fitting his figure, Last time, McGrady used him to dunk the pole vault)

"Peter Pan"-Kobe Bryant

D

"Glider"-clyde drexler (it is said that the air flight distance is stronger than jordan)

"Stone Buddha"-tim duncan (there is another one called "Foundation")

F

"Crazy"- It's scary.

"Flying Fish"-Djoko Fisher

"Boss"-steve francis (I don't know if it's right or not, he always calls him boss in the rocket media. The original nickname was Privilege

G

Iron Man-AC Green

Iceman-george gervin

H

Penny-Affini Hardway

Beetle-TIM HARDWAY)

"Big Ben"-ben wallace (besides the name, it may also describe his defense)

"Roaring God"-Rasheed Wallace (needless to say, everyone knows his temper)

"Buffalo"-jahidi white

"Mr. Key"-Robert Holly (scored countless key goals, from the Rockets to the Lakers to the Spurs). Always)

J

Engine-jason kidd

Sucrose-Mike Gale

AK-47-Andrei kirilenko (the weapon produced in Russia is strong)

Flying Argentines-Manu Ginóbili

Skyhook- But his hook is a bit wide of the mark)

"Wolf King"-kevin garnett (the head of the timberwolves, also known as Ah Piao, That is, the symbol of the box office)

"Spanish Rabbit"-Gasol (too tender)

"Zen Master"-phil jackson

K

"Alien"-sam cassell (that is, "ET")

"Canadian trapeze"-vincent carter (also known as "UFO" means a man playing in the air, It should be a flying trapeze in New Jersey now)

"Rain Man"-shawn kemp (from the movie called Rain Man)

"Special K"-Larry Kenon

l

"Defensive genius"-Bill Rasl

"Blocking expert"-bill russell. Also known as "defensive genius" and because he won eleven championship rings, he is also called "Lord of the Rings")

"Gentleman"-ray allen (it seems that there is no special nickname, but when talking about Allen, most people add an elegant gentleman, so Ray Allen is a gentleman)

"Ah Q"-Quentin Richardson

"Admiral"- When Robinson retired from the navy, he was only a captain, and I don't know how the media touted him, so he became an admiral.

"Big Dog"-Glenn Robinson

2

"Big O"-Oscar Oscar Robertson (in the 1961-1962 season, he won an average of three pairs last season. In this season, he averaged 3.8 points, 11.4 assists and 12.5 rebounds)

"Big Bug"-Dennis Rodman (in fact, his nickname is "Worm", in fact, Worm means "Bug" in English, and "Big Bug" is another name for tiger in Chinese. Since this translation has become a reality, it is not necessary. Another reason is that he has tattoos all over his body, which really looks like a worm. The second reason is to describe his defense, which clings to you like a worm. )

"truck driver"-Roger Rodgers (driving himself to make money while on vacation)

"memory master"-Oscar Lucas

M

"lone wolf"-Stephon Marbury (former timberwolves player, self-proclaimed as the first point guard in the world, Unique)

Thunder-Dan Magelle

Pistol-pete maravich

Hacker-Marion (I don't know the full name)

Gibbon-shawn marion (also known as Super Mary)

Postman-karl malone (Malone always appears in the right place. Put the ball into the basket in the most appropriate way)

"Lonely Warrior"-moses malone

"Dunk Madman"-Maggter

"Sleeping Monster"-Tracy McGrady (I saw Sohu translated as "Daredevil" several times and called it "T-MAC" in foreign countries)

"Goat" Many old fans on the streets of new york swear to have witnessed the double dunk performance of Goat. It is said that "Goat" was 3 points behind his team at the last moment of a streetball game, and "Goat" flew to dunk with his left hand. When the ball fell in the ball frame, his right hand caught it in the air and buckled it again, and then told the referee that it was 4 points. Unfortunately, due to drugs and crime, "goat" did not achieve the success it deserved. Jabbar praised him as the greatest player he has ever played against. )

"Terminator"-reggie miller (sometimes called "Big Mouth" and "Passion Killer")

"Old Cat"-Katino mobley

"Dazuo"-Allonzot Mourning (you must remember several hot pots in this year's finals)

"God's left hand"-Mu Lin

"Africa. From Congo)

N

"Booster"-Nash (also known as "Son of the Wind", I want to call him mop head)

"rammstein"-Dirk Nowitzki

o

"Dr. J"-Julius Erving (he created many layups himself, The wind of being a gentleman off the court is also the source of his nickname)

P

"Chief"-robert parish

"Gloves"-gary payton (figuratively speaking, his close-fitting defense)

"Truth"-paul pierce

"Batman"-Scott Pippen (also known as "Bison" and "Batman" came from him. Jordan also admitted that his skills are more comprehensive than his own)

"prince"-Prince literally translated as "Prince"

Q

"Flying Man"-Michael Jordan (needless to say, God is flying in the sky)

"eye popping"-Bobai Jones

S

"Spiderman"-John Salley.

"Super Spring Legs"-sampson

"snowflake"-Si Nuo (literally translated by Snow)

"Madman"-Label Sprewell (he has been a madman since he was a young coach)

"Little Overlord"-Amar Starr Dammeyer

"Flying Mouse"-damon stoudamire (. In addition, he has a tattoo of a mouse on his arm)

"General"-john stockton

T

"Ravager"-tinsley (I don't know the full name)

"Smiling Assassin"-Isiah Thomas (the initial nickname is Zeke, and Zeke is Isiah). "Smiling Assassin" is another nickname of isiah thomas. This nickname came into being because Thomas' opponent once commented on him, "(on the court) he always smiles at you first and then kills you."

W

"King"-CHIRS WEBBER (I don't know if he is still called by this nickname among the 76ers now)

"Potato"-Charles Webb

"The Flash"-Dwyane Vader

"The essence of human movies"-Dominica Wilkins (his dunk is just, Unique skills)

"garbage dog"-Jerome Williams (dirty and tired contractor)

"big spoon"-clarence weatherspoon (it doesn't look like a spoon horizontally or vertically)

"godfather"-Jerry West

"red giant"-Bill Walton

"cobra"-Worthy (it seems that Grant also called it that). Just like glass is fragile)

"Good boy"-grant hill (different from those "bad boys", but now he is also a "glass man")

"Captain Late"-James Silas (the nickname comes from that he always comes out in the back and always saves the day. Also known as "Snake")

"Roof of the World"-West Zonenko (height 2.37) can touch the hoop without jumping

Y

"Little Giant"-Yao Ming (as people in China call it)

"Big Z"-Ilgoskas (height+first letter)

"Orangutan" Also known as the Empire State Building)

"Magician"-Earvin Johnson (the nickname is because of his fantastic passing)

"Little General"-Avery Johnson

"Aunt"-larry johnson (once the best player in upper limb strength)

"Microwave"-Vinnie Johnson.

Z

"Little Emperor"-lebron james

"Basketball Emperor"-Wilt Chamberlain (also known as "Big Dipper" and "Stilts" forum, his old people are generally called Zhang Dashuai) Mouning: Dazuo (the meaning of the boss, the boss of the heat)

Mutombo: the mountain of Africa (. )

Yao Ming: Little Giant (height)

Eddie Curry: Baby Shark/Little Shark (a little shark's shadow when he debuted)

Zaza PaGiuria: ZaZa(Zaza Pachulia, ZaZa looks like the name of a worm at first glance)

Michael Olowokandi: Sugar Man ("kandi" in Olowokandi is pronounced the same as candy and can't help it)

Big Ben: Big Ben (which makes people feel very reliable)

Aopang: Shark/Superman (the homonym of shaq/is really fierce) < Height)

Seung Jin Ha: Little Hippo (this Korean looks unusual)

Mark Jackson: Big Jack

Potapanko: Ukraine Train (fellow villager of Tusu Shevadi)

Sean Marx: Kiwi kiwi (made in New Zealand, with a long beak and no wings) (he is a prostitute in New Zealand). /PG-13 (much better with a beard/movie rating system? )

Duncan: stone pagoda /TD (once twin towers, reliable, dull and expressionless)

McKee-Moore: serpent (keen on keeping and protecting snakes)

Wallace: Roaring God /Sheed (roaring at the referee, once king of technical fouls)

Madsen: mad dog (desperate style, Everyone dares to play, including Aopang.

Kenyon-Martin: K-Mart (probably a market specializing in hot pot)

Sarkka-Rebula Xia: Zelly (unclear)

McDyess: Dice (unclear)

Dell-Davis: D-Square (probably describing his defensive stability, he went to. His turf)

Garnett: Wolf King /Big Ticket/KG (status, skill/guarantee of the team's box office)

Grant: Iron Blood Striker /The General (tough style under the basket/all-star, status in that year)

Holly: Huo Cannon (key player in the playoffs)

Chris Webber: C. Kemp: Rain man (the drunkard seems to be a fan) Maybe the movie Rainman was so famous at that time that China always thought it was Rain Man. A pair of stooges, Baker is soft and can't get hard anymore, and Kemp is fat and can't get thin anymore. In short, it's all because of the intemperance in life.