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Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind). ●. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong). ● The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs). Low straw hat throw pole-be careful. (leaving the rope). Brother is not at home-come on. (sister-in-law). My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle). ●. The rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky. (pour plums). ● Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free) ●. Bald man with an umbrella-lawless. (no hair can't). ● Shorty transition-peace of mind. (Pan Xin). ● Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city. ●/kloc-weather in 0/2 months-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet. A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift. * * * Toilet or stone-causing public outrage. (causing male feces). Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep. ● Confucius moved-completely lost. All the books. ●. Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high). ●. Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle). The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold). ● Scholar's towel-guaranteed to lose. (Bao Shu). The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page. ● It's not surprising that the needle is still picking towels. (Not enough for a flag). ● Slash the bamboo with a blunt knife-hard. (it won't ring). How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster. Knock melon seeds and bug-everyone has it. There are all kinds of benevolence. Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence). Rush's crutch-you can't be the master. I can't do it. Low salt shop chat-nothing to do. It's too salty to cook. Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods). ● Blow the horn through the window-it has a good reputation. (singing outside). ●. The Dragon King moved-fierce. (out of the sea) Laojiu's brother-to be honest. (old ten). * Buried in an empty coffin-supercilious. There is no one in the Woods. Low. The tortoise in the solution-the rule. (turtle lifts). Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection). Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode. The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread) It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi). The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful). Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter. ● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear). ● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly). ● Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan). ●. Hardcover Maotai-very old. (Good wine) ●. Spider trawling-selfish. (from silk). ●. The blind take the blind-busy. (blind and blind). Long live the leaves with nosebleeds. I am red. ●. What should come is coming-get to the bottom of it. (tattoo to the end). ● Walking in the watermelon field. (the circle where the left and right sides intersect). Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes). ● Sacks and straw bags-each generation is worse than the next. One bag is not as good as one. The beans at the bottom of the bowl-lifelike. (the grain enters the eye). ● Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident). Low poor carpenter entrepreneurship-only one sentence. There is only a saw. ● Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke). There is no oil in the lamp-wasting your heart. (Waste of energy). Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage. ● The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit). ● Stick to Huang Lian-suffering year after year. (sticky) ● Open a drawer in the drugstore-for fun. (looking for pills) Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop). ● Riding a horse in an opera-no way. (on foot) ● Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-as scheduled. Salt comes first. ● Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin). ● From Henan to Hunan-more difficult. (South Canada). ● Carry a lantern and move a stone-do it. (copy). ● The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen). ● The whip in the cultivated land-bragging. (urging cattle). ●. The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain. ● Aviation somersault-from wrong to right. (inverted flight test). ●. The mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair). The old monk lives in a cave-he has nothing. (No temple). ● The freighter goes out to sea-a layman. (Foreign Airlines). ● Burning flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal). ●. Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens). ● Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in. ● There are reasons for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound). ● It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs). ● Eat ginseng on your ass-spare. (added). ●. The mother of Pi Di-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi). ● Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man). ●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Be a sheep's face) ● Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden. ● Talking to fans-. (rumor) Low. Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot). ● Sleep in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit ●. Tang Priest's book-serious. A true sutra ● Eat in a small bowl and watch the weather. (author Tim). ● The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat). The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow, and there is a hole in the back of the temple. That's great. The temple is finished. ●. Shouxing Qi Xianhe-No road. No deer. Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles). ● Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing). Low. Tie a pigtail behind your ass-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder). ● The stove has turned over-unlucky. (Pour coal). ● The rice cooker smokes-confused. The rice is burnt. Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle) nails shoes without an awl-It's nice to see (needle) turtle's ass-It's stipulated that (turtle) should take a walk in watermelon field-The blind go to school-Don't admit defeat (book) the bricklayer's tile knife-Just draw (draw) the face of clay bodhisattva-Lose (lose) (touch the lamp).