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Common expressions of idle fish

1.99 Xin-I opened the box and looked at it. It hasn't been used, just like brand new.

2.98 New-I touched something and opened it, just like brand new.

3.95 new-obvious traces

I just want to meet in Beijing-I may be a liar.

Don't worry about my evaluation-I am a second-hand dealer.

I have all kinds of digital products-I am a second-hand dealer.

7. Don't accept any knives-you can make a small counter-offer.

8. Accept a knife-you can get a 7-8 discount.

9. Accept this knife-you can get a 4-6 discount.

10. If you don't bargain, you can make a knife.

Do not return the goods below 1 1.700-I am a reliable seller who is afraid of things.

12. Women's university for personal use-I'm a liar.

13. Bank of China is engaged in insurance-it is useless, but it can sell more money.

14. American Airlines is engaged in insurance-more useless, but it can sell more money.

15. Iraqi color-things are easy to use, and I have wrapped them.

16. Be careful not to shoot-if things are forced to end, you can reach an agreement quickly.

17. Default garbage color-Don't bargain with color+I just lied to you blatantly.

18. Color test only = used once or twice.

19. If you are pregnant, you can't use it-it is probably a fake.

20.80% new = 70% new (and so on, it will be promoted to one level)

2 1. Almost brand new-probably washed;

22. 90% new-the color of Iraq;

23.70% and below new cars-close to scrapping;

I don't know whether it's good or bad-it's definitely bad.