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Shoe-shining slogan

Chat all over the world, talk about smiling. I called Mai today and said something.

Say a word, take a Mike, and don't be silent. Say hello at the beginning. I'll handle the atmosphere here.

I like this room. I've seen many beautiful women and handsome men. I like walking around the room. Roar with the music.

Voice is for entertainment, and shoeshine is my job. The spring breeze of reform blew the door. Playing crazy is called Mai Shaling.

My culture is only primary school, and I shine shoes in professional street. My business has just started, polishing two pairs of 500 yuan.

It's not Xiao Bai who makes you a tiger, but whoever rubs you is 250. Not too expensive, my service is the best.

Give you a drooping back after wiping, and then give you a tip of 200. My shoe polish is imported, and one is worth 290 yuan.

290 is worthless, but the key is still dollars. I want to collect money to call Mai and give you ant power pills.

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, tit for tat. White shoe polish, black shoe polish. Don't look back after buying the bill.

Red shoe polish and brown shoe polish will take you on a trip after polishing. Brown shoe polish, red shoe polish. Let's walk the earth.

Walk the streets, showing personality and fashion. Countless beautiful women look at you because your shoes are polished.

Leather shoes are polished, and wearing new shoes is also a new way. You should be able to brake. Don't hit the tree.

Some people look down on me and polish you in the dark. Shoe polishers in the new area have a hard day.

He is 360 in the industry, and his official education can't be old-fashioned. He polishes shoes well, too. Listen to me.

South, north. Macau, Taiwan Province Province and Hongkong. There are prizes for disaster relief in two places.

Joining the league, joining the party, reporting lofty ideals, becoming an official and being laid off have become a foothold on the Internet.

The place to talk, the place to talk, go home and transfer to the place to petition. Silent, cheerful, lacking nutrition since childhood.

There was land theft, land plunder, lying on the ground of the morgue. Listen to me, Mike. Clap. They are all for me.

Come to the south, go to the west, and fish and farm at home. Surfing the Internet, playing games, swearing and venting anger.

The fame and fortune will be shot sooner or later.

North to the ground, south to the ground, big business makes a fortune. Men's volleyball team and women's volleyball team. Olympic gold medalist.

Sitting on the stage, coming out and giving money will make you happy. There are liver cancer and gastric cancer, and there are true confessions.

Take the east, cross the west, drive by train or plane, walk and take a taxi. These documents will be approved immediately.

Dispensing medicine to practice medicine, specializing in impotence and kidney deficiency. Those people with terminal cancer who are unyielding to death.

Go east, go south and start a website to make money. Grow rice and bake salt. Go abroad to earn dollars.

Handsome, casual, never pay back after borrowing money. Worried about love. Insomnia at night.

Go to the south, go to the north, and take part in the star beauty pageant. Ghostbusters will look at the house feng shui.

Thank you early, impotence, and regret after finding the young lady. Kissing in the middle of the road. Walking on the train tracks.

Go west, go east, do small business, kind of garlic and onion, and win the lottery.

There are pits and covers, and they make a living by kidnapping. It's easy to smoke white powder It's good for practicing turtle magic.

Traveling east and visiting west, wandering all the year round, Guizhou, Tibet, forecasting astronomical weather.

There is thin land and fertile land, but I can't put the wheat in it. Listen to me call wheat the big land and praise me for shining shoes.

Shoe polishers, don't pretend to be grandfathers with me. I am a pupil, but I am not stupid or stupid.

Don't look down on me, I'm always better than that prostitute. Life also depends on the body. I can afford myself.

Husband and wife owe money for quarreling, but they have to sign the car belt. If they have money in their pockets, they should spend it, but if their shoes are dull, they should polish them.

The classic song is goodbye, and the classic name is wheat shoeshine. Shoe shoes, shine shoes.

My nickname is Zhuge Liang. The pigskin is polished, the cowhide is blown well, and there are awards all over the wall.

A little ionic perm on your head will brighten your shoes. Young people are thieves. Beauty accompanies you.

Your shoes are polished, and you wear them gracefully. Beautiful women all praise you for being cool. Your charm is unstoppable.