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How did you spend the night before the college entrance examination?

The night before the college entrance examination, I was cruel, and I will take the exam tomorrow. Can't I stand even one day? Am I still human? Stop looking! Grasp the final review! Go to bed early!

Then ... very rare ... I lost sleep ... I wasn't very nervous, but I couldn't sleep over and over.

I must be a little nervous. I always thought the college entrance examination was someone else's business. The first year of high school seems just around the corner. Now it's really my turn, and I always feel that I'm not ready.

When you fall asleep in bed, you will suddenly wake up and do, shout and come on! Bring my mother here, let me go to bed quickly, and don't scare people.

I will have a test on literature and English tomorrow, but I still can't sleep. Get up and write something.

If the college entrance examination in June is too hot, then think about what to do with the summer heat in July. It is normal that I didn't sleep well the night before the college entrance examination. Nervousness is one reason, more because of high temperature and mosquitoes. Air conditioning was not popular then.

By the way, there is no air conditioning in the examination room, and the electric fan should be turned off in the English listening test. Weak children's shoes begin to faint in 20 minutes.

That night, I was a little excited and my heart beat faster. I passed the whole senior three exam. Obviously, my body is honest and ready.

Then, I went to bed

(-) The night before the college entrance examination, I tossed and turned in bed until two o'clock in the evening. At that time, I was already very upset and felt that the exam would be cold tomorrow. Later, I simply threw myself into it, simply stayed up and went out to enjoy the moon. Yes, it is so maverick. Before the college entrance examination, a person went out to enjoy the moon in the middle of the night.

(2) It's 22: 54, and there are still six minutes to go to bed.

After sitting at my desk all day, I want to read a book, but I can't stand it. I started to write a wrong math problem even the basic one.

I've been fidgeting all day and I don't know what to do.

I always put my pen in the pencil-box when I just tidied up my stationery, just like I put an extra one in the exam.

Then I sit and collect books. Netease played JJ Lin's "Sunshine in the Cracks" and suddenly began to cry. After crying for almost two songs, I stopped to collect books. As if nothing had happened. I'm sorry, depressed and excited. I am very excited. On second thought, the worst result of this exam is to live a quiet life. My friend sent me: I have the opportunity to turn over at any time. This is just one of the encouragements.

The day before the college entrance examination is my birthday.

So I received many gifts. Finally, when I was studying at night, I held a bunch of flowers and several bags in my hand at the crowded school gate. At my feet, there are six or seven boxes, all of which are birthday gifts from my classmates. Passing classmates will look at me more, and many familiar faces will come to wish me a happy birthday.

I went home and struggled for a while, whether to read a book or open a gift. I opened all the boxes without hesitation.

There is the biggest box, which is said to be given by the boys in our class collectively. It's almost the size of a 22-inch suitcase, and it took a lot of effort to open it.

I gave a box of girls' space and an extended version for daily use. ........

I laughed myself to death, feeling a little ashamed and funny.

This is the most practical and unexpected gift I have ever received.

But before going to bed at night, I still silently lit a wax for myself. No cake, hope.

(4) have a holiday before the college entrance examination for senior three. I go to the school library to read books every day. Because there was a school holiday the day before the college entrance examination, I didn't go and watched it at home.

In high school, I got up at 5: 30 every day, and that day was the same. I read until about 9: 00 p.m., ate chicken soup and stewed eggs made by my father for the college entrance examination, washed and bathed, and went to bed at 9: 30 as usual. It's a little difficult to fall asleep, but I just turned over a few times more than usual.

(5) The night before the college entrance examination, my father and I sat in the living room before going to bed, with extremely serious expressions.

My father said to me: I don't think you can get into college, so don't take the exam tomorrow. Find a technical school to learn a trade.

Me:?

Then I didn't sleep well all night, failed the college entrance examination and got an ordinary one.

(6) The night before the first college entrance examination, I couldn't sleep because of insomnia, anxiety and panic. . . . . . . The night before the second college entrance examination, I was tangled and a little scared, so I fell asleep in this smell. . . . . .

The night before the third college entrance examination, I felt a little sluggish and fell asleep unconsciously. . . . .

And then it was gone.

(7) The night before the college entrance examination happened to be the first internal test (exposure age) of the game masterpiece EVE. When I got the activation code, I waited in the Internet cafe early. When the server was not open, I spoke in the guild qq group.

"I haven't opened my clothes yet, and I have an exam tomorrow."

The members of the guild behind are speechless …

College entrance examination students were brutally eliminated.

The first type of candidates: sit still, learn now, and sell now.

Senior three, you are still waiting for death, you are ready to sharpen your knife when you get cold feet, and now learn to sell it now. Is it "takenism"? What I have learned temporarily is only suitable for quizzes, but I can't cope with the college entrance examination because there are too many comprehensive parts. If you just want to learn now, just like the Qing Dynasty drama, you can only live to the second question.

The second type of candidates: yours 1 hour, others 30 minutes.

The efficient use of time is reflected in good students, that is, it takes half an hour to do the same problem, but your time has doubled, and the final accuracy can not be guaranteed.

The third type of candidates: the class is unconstrained and unconstrained, and the content is supplemented crazily after class.

Some children don't study in class and start learning after class. Can you still hear what the teacher said after class? There are also Chinese classes that do math problems and math classes that do English problems. Anyway, they are not doing the right thing at the right time.

The fourth type of candidates: love the subject and never give up.

Please note that the final score of the college entrance examination is the total score, except for the level required by individual majors, so it is impossible to be excellent in one subject, and there is no guarantee that you can get an excellent total score. Some children say that the problem of partial subjects is that Chinese, mathematics and English have entered the university, but the comprehensive management of literature has become an obstacle.

The fifth type of candidates: apply other people's achievements to the East.

Many students are used to taking other people's learning achievements, such as some online materials and learning methods, and memorizing them directly. When they meet some flexible questions, they are dumbfounded, because these are not their own things, and it is impossible to mechanically copy and remember them without understanding.