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Doing business with coptis chinensis-managing with heart
Starving with gold bricks-that's too bad!
Holding a candle to keep warm-no economic officer; useless
Holding a stick and pushing a millstone in circles.
Jump into the well with the pipa in your arms-the more you talk, the deeper you play.
Sleeping with a cash box-obsessed with money; money grubber
Jump into the abyss with a stone-never look back.
Kiss with an iron rake-ask for a nail.
Sneeze with a censer-touch a nose ash; Be snubbed (rudely)
Bao Shu knew Guan Zhong-intimate.
A ship in a storm-braving the wind and waves
Lightning before the rainstorm-break into a furious rage
Make tea with popcorn-it's all ruined.
Lady in the firecracker shop-lively; You get what you deserve.
Firecracker temper-just a little; Light the fire
Leopard dogs eat red deer-they have a big appetite.
A leopard walked into the deep mountain-he was very brave.
There are camels in the national security temple-there is no such thing (temple)
Newspaper editorial-tell the truth.
Cup bow snake shadow-self-interference
Nine Niu Yi hairs-nothing; useless
Carrying a pot up the hill-I can't stand it.
Knocking gongs and drums in the basket-thinking (ringing the bell)
Drum into the ancestral temple-a beaten face
Back drum chasing mallet-asking for a beating
The back door of the street-what a big brand.
Take the Bodhisattva to the River-Shen Tao
Carrying stones up the mountain-hard to lose; Ask for trouble; ask for trouble
Crossing the wooden bridge with your daughter-in-law on your back-surprise
Carrying an oil drum to save people-being burned; Fire-self-criticism to encourage/attract criticism from others
Begging with jealousy-poverty
Walking up the river bank with a dung basket-smelly money
Running around the street with a dung basket-looking for death (shit); Seek death (shit)
Go to war with a coffin on your back-prepare for the worst
Walking with a mirror on your back-not afraid of being laughed at by future generations
Carry the blame to be a man-stand up straight; I can't stretch my waist.
Go to the market with your horn on your back-take on an errand.
Carrying the spirit tablet on the line of fire-desperate; fight
Cross the river with cotton on your back-the heavier you carry.
Flying with Zona on his back-it was blown into the sky.
Scold the street with a ladder on your back-let the thief cross the road
Carrying a doll to push the mill-adding people without energy
Beijing Radish-Beautiful in Heart
Open a rice shop outside the north gate-layman
Fruit bitten by insects-it ages before it ages.
Jin Lu was chased by hunters-in a flurry.
Buried pottery maid-there will never be a bright future; It's hard to get ahead
The needle on the bed is missing-either the mother-in-law or the grandson.
Put the radio under the bed-enjoy it.
Gnash your teeth under the covers-bear a grudge.
There is a foot sticking out of the bed-who are you?
Crouching tiger, hidden dragon-leaving a curse; Leave behind future trouble
Catch fleas in bed-catch them at will
Hide the eggplant behind your back-have an external heart; Gave birth to an external heart.
Bow behind your back-stabbing in the back can hurt people.
Set up a stall in the back-layman
Back-to-back sleep-considerate
Stealing wine behind someone's back-knowing the temperature.
Fight behind the water-break the road behind; No way back.
The sun on the sunny slope-it will grow soon; Difficult to last long
Climb Mount Tai with your hands behind your back-step by step; escalation
Stupid dogs chase rabbits-it doesn't matter; Don't touch it.
Stupid girl's soles are pitted.
Stupid donkey crossing the bridge-step by step is very difficult.
Stupid cows eat sparrows-it's not easy to play tricks on.
Stupid duck-can't get on the plane
A stupid thief stole a judge-it was his own trap.
Injured horse-running around.
Forcing the rooster lay eggs-deliberately making things difficult; Deliberately embarrassed; Can't do it; no
decide according to law
Forcing people to jump into the sea-doing great harm.
Door-to-door business-no good goods
Hang the sickle on the tip of your nose-you can't hang it.
Put coptis on the tip of the nose-the pain in front of you; Suffer in front of us
Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.
Hair in the nostrils.-amazing.
Tumor in nostril-bad breath
The bridge of the nose touches the bottom of the pot-bad luck (bad luck)
Put a kitchen knife on the bridge of the nose-it's a close call; Adventure; danger
Glasses on the bridge of the nose-stability
There is a key hanging on the bridge of the nose-opening.
Push the car up your nose-there's no way out.
Snuff is running down your throat-there's no one outside.
White powder on the nose-a good picture; Good looks; Pretend to be ugly
Set up a stall in a full view.
Hang a dung bucket on your nose-I don't know the taste; I can't smell the fragrance.
Put honey on your nose-if you are greedy, you can't catch it.
Play with puppets on the nose-play with people on the face
The horn on the nose-out of line
Fleas in nose and eyes-it's hard to get them out.
Put onions in your nose-pretend.
Fill your nose with vinegar-it's sour
Put a detonator on your nose-it's a disaster in front of you; Disaster is just around the corner; hurried
front
The snake weighs on its nose-it can't lift its head.
Hang the meat on your nose-glib.
Your nose is smoking-it's urgent.
Hang an electric light under your nose-the famous (Ming)
Athletes on the field-for the first place
Put your legs under the quilt-do your best.
The pen swallows the belly-I have a plan.
Cow on the mural-useless
The cow on the wall-can't leave (plow)
Ghost star hanging on the wall-nonsense (painting)
Close your eyes and fool around-fool around; Hybrid mixing
Blow with your eyes closed-blow
Hum a tune with your eyes closed-you have a score in your heart.
Selling cloth with your eyes closed-nonsense
Touch the snail with your eyes closed-touch it blindly; Act blindly, rely on luck
Conquer the river with your eyes closed-resigned.
Dancing with your eyes closed-blind optimism
Talk with your eyes closed-nonsense
Walk with your eyes closed-touch around
Walk the south wall with your eyes closed-touch it blindly.
Bats look at the sun-reverse black and white; be caught unprepared/unawares
Whip the fast cow-bear the burden of shame
Whip a pony-whip it quickly
Whipping dead birds-in vain; There is no work to do.
Out of reach-it's not serious.
There are two clams tied to the tip of the whip-they can't stand being beaten.
The pole hit the limit-hit the ground first.
You can't recognize a telephone pole when it falls-you don't know a word.
The pole got stuck in the stubble-that's right.
Carry a pole and hold firewood-manage its width.
Collect firewood by peaceful ancestors-mind (salary) hangs at both ends
Take the slippery road by carrying water-hanging at both ends of the heart
The telephone pole was not nailed-both ends collapsed; Slipping at both ends; Play tricks at both ends
The pole hit the barbell-straight.
Flagpole as mast-adventure
Lentils are wrapped around bamboo poles-very reliable.
Bian Que's prescription-unarmed treatment; (of a doctor) miraculously cure diseases and save lives.
The ability to juggle with your hands.
A bright juggling handkerchief-not hidden or tucked.
Bitch hangs chastity card-prude; Hypocritical behavior
Bitch archway-prude; Pretend to be serious; Shame on you.
Paper men in the paste shop-completely transparent; It breaks at a touch.
The paperhanger goes to heaven-Hu (paste) cloud
Mail order lady-throw away the words (paintings) herself.
Rub sesame oil on turtle eggs-smooth; Round and slippery.
The tortoise bit his finger-hold on; hang on to
Bug with a flat abdomen-it will sting.
Withered ears of wheat held high
Blow the whistle with a flat mouth-let the wind out
The coffin in the funeral home-the person who holds things
Let prostitutes stay in the barracks-disturb the morale of the army.
Hail smashed cotton trees-all bachelors; All single men
The donkey on the ice sat on all fours in the air.
Driving ducks on an icy river-everyone can play tricks.
Playing in the ice room-sneer
Wax in the Ice Room-Candles in the Cave (Frozen) Room
Ice is a crutch-unreliable; trustless
The ice hangs on the chest-it's cold to the heart; Cold dead
Mix tofu with ice-difficult (mixing)
Building a house on ice-it's not reliable.
Draw on an iceberg.-It won't take long.
Ice pond gourd-string by string
Rock sugar to cucumber-simply; Okay, clean, clean.
Complaints in the ice and snow-cold
Frozen to death in the ice and snow.
Tie for first place-neck and neck
The sick ghost opened a drugstore-self-produced and sold.
It's too late to be a good doctor; evening
The tail of a sick cat-it can't get up.
The patient patted the ball-dizzy; tired
The patient was struck by lightning-natural and man-made disasters
If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait till you die.
Set the alarm clock-when it's time.
Watch a scene in the glass window-see through it at a glance; See through at a glance
Glass eggs turn into eggs-there is a set.
The glass fell on the mirror-bright and bright.
Glass belly-see through people's hearts
Goldfish in a glass jar-can't lift big waves; Can't turn the big waves; not have
Mountain road, there is no way out.
The flies in the glass jar are running around.
Glass monkey-can't become a climate; There is no climate.
The man on the glass mirror-there is a shadow without a trace
Bean jelly glass chopsticks-light to light
A glass bottle filled with boiling water-three minutes heat.
The treasure in the glass bottle-see through at a glance; See through at a glance
Glass Bodhisattva-God
Tie the string to the glass ball-difficult
Put a flowerpot on the glass-it's obvious.
Glass doll-wise man
Blx and the Crystal Man-Smart Man
Glass drum-can't stand beating.
Boiled tofu with spinach-one green and two white.
Bole wields a whip-riding a horse to find a horse
The museum's exhibits-antiques
Donkeys tied around their necks-not a bunch.
Hang a detonator around your neck-it's too hanging.
It's wrapped around her neck.-it stinks all over.
Postscript: the donkey chased the rabbit-it couldn't catch up; Can't catch up with last year
Lame immediately-no good end.
Lame donkey-don't take the right path; get lost
Rachel's postscript-slanting.
Postscript: The son who walks on stilts-he will look good sooner or later.
The lame man swings-one leg, one leg running around.
Postscript Ziwei-sitting and shouting; Sit on the ground and shout
Postscript of catching horses-far behind.
The lame ride a blind horse-each has his own strong points.
Postscript is on stage-unstable position.
The lame walk-swinging from side to side; Vacillating; "step by step"
Ants in dustpan-all roads are roads; All lines are roads; There are many ways.
The backbone of the tinker-take the blame.
The tinker tripped and turned (the iron bar) upside down.
Don't get whipped and hit by bricks-eat hard but not soft.
If you don't eat mutton, it stinks-you have a bad reputation.
Chickens (eggs) that can't give birth to chickens-bad guys
Millet without germination-bad seed; Coward; Not a good species.
The tumbler is lovesick-restless; Can't sit down or sleep peacefully.
"Tumbler" rides a rabbit-there is no stability.
If you are not hungry, bring some dry food-get ready.
Don't hate short ropes, only deep wells-wrong.
Don't disperse the eagle until you see the rabbit-do things safely.
Disrespectful to the master, respectful to the man.
Don't touch the south wall and don't look back-stubborn; Stubborn to the end
Immature grapes-very sour; Full of acid gas
With or without you, either the fish is dead or the net is broken.
Listen to stories instead of music-talking is better than singing.
A sleeve gun that doesn't work-it's stuck
Long-haired house finch-can't fly
Eat peaches instead of planting fruit trees-sit down and enjoy the fruit.
Buy a bag cat-I don't know the details.
The cloth bag is full of corners-there is a bend in the middle.
Cotton thread on the cloth-countless things
Doll-lack of life
The rifle jammed-it didn't go off.
Eight hundred copper coins strung together-out of step (hanging)
A small cylinder with eight barrels hanging on it-it can't hold a stone.
Eight dollars for a bowl of wonton-no noodles.
Eight and a half pounds of old tortoise swallowed a cruel bastard.
The 80-year-old man bears a heavy burden-the heart is willing, but the strength is weak.
Dancing at the age of 80 when you are innocent.
The Eight Immortals Party-Talking with God
Pomegranate in August-full of creativity
Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command
Pull up radishes and plant onions-every crop is hotter.
Treat the devil as a bodhisattva-there is no distinction between good and evil.
Bai's remarks-blasphemy and misleading people.
Heart made of ash-hide the sun and hide the fire
White sugar is wrapped in arsenic-it's poisonous.
One hundred days of love does not rain (sunny)
Half a copper coin.-No Fiona Fang.
A torch in midair-great
Give up halfway-the beginning is not over.
Thinking about eating roast chicken in the middle of the night (tearing)
The bed in the middle of the night is very hot
Midnight Widow-Sadness
Don't pretend to be Qin Gui-who hasn't seen you?
Beat the duck with a stick
No matter how thick or thin, a stick is a needle.
Bao Gong's Judgment-Admitting the Reason and Not Admitting the Person
Steamed buns grin-beautiful stuffing
A peeled tree-not long.
Cut tofu with a thin knife-both sides shine
Keep warm with a candle-it's no use.
The cock that tells the time-don't rush it.
Firecracker temper-just a little
Hang the Hu Qin behind your back-you can't pull it.
Bow behind my back (a courtesy),
Lift a rock and cross the river-a thorough investigation
Chicken nest on the back-not easy (building eggs)
Small holes in the quilt cover-add flowers to cotton
Boxing under the covers-hands can't be mixed.
Playing football under the covers-I can't see.
Forced cajoling-believe it or not
Force the overlord of Chu to death-psychological warfare
Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.
Nose flows up and back.
Powder on the nose-a good photo
Hang a weight on your nose-knock on your mouth
Coptis socks on the nose-suffering in front of you
Ruthless than the prime minister
Walk with your eyes closed-you want to go the wrong way.
Close your eyes and mix with your face-mind your own business.
Selling cloth with your eyes open-nonsense
Gecko tail-live day after day
Blow the whip like a flute-heartless.
Firecracker shop on fire-praise yourself
The pole is flushed-A Dou is the emperor of big brands-weak and incompetent.
Doujiang Mountain-Free door-to-door delivery
A dou character-no ability
Ah Er blowing sheng-Keep your word.
Al is a doctor-no one dares to invite him.
String performance in Aer Pedestrian Street
Brother eats noodles-scrape
Grandpa eats coptis chinensis-bitter (grandpa)
Arabic numerals separated by 8 characters-zero to zero
Grandma has a beard-not normal.
Aqingsao pours tea and drops water; Every drop does not leak.
Whips don't hit sticks-eat soft but not hard.
The beaten dog bit the chicken-take it out on others.
Beaten tortoise-shrinking its neck
A duck running around with a knife
Apologize for being slapped.-Flattery.
A dog with a stick-depressed.
Ducks are running around
Fat pig with a knife-not afraid of scalding water
A ball with a knife-it's flat.
The frosted grass on the dog's tail died.
Eating sea pepper by the fire-I have a fever inside and outside.
A short staircase leads to a high room-it's hard to say (eaves)
Short people wear high heels-their height is limited.
The dwarf hit the wolf-it is not enough to shout.
Dwarfs fly kites-higher and higher; Steady rise
Shorty fart-humble.
Dwarf sightseeing echo
A dwarf crosses the river-peace of mind
The dwarf pulls out the general-he will make do with materials; Generally speaking, the choice is better.
The dwarf climbed the stairs-longing (longing)
The dwarf climbed the hill step by step; escalation
Dwarfs climb mountains-greedy for cheap.
The dwarf rides a big horse-in a dilemma; Up-down dilemma
The dwarf pushes the palm-the hand is not high.
The dwarf wants to ascend to heaven-I don't know how small he is; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream
The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.
Short people sit on high stools-they can't reach them.
Short people sit on high stools-they can't reach them up and down; Up-down dilemma
Love to sue and be a hero-poverty and quarrel
An Lushan, arise.-backwards.
Everyone knocks on the wooden fish in Antang.
A nun in a temple-no blessing (husband)
Quails should eat fruits from trees-think of beautiful things; Want to be beautiful
Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch.
Fishing for the moon on the shore-at your own expense; be invalid
Watching people drown on the shore-from the ruins
Buy shoes according to other people's sizes-copy them mechanically.
Beggars who press colored balls-silly with joy
Press the bull's head to drink water-impossible.
Take the medicine according to the prescription-do it
Pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain
Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.
Drink water according to the cow's head-impossible; Try to do
Press the gourd and lift the ladle-no matter how it ends.
Head into the pit of fire-hold back your anger
Be careful under the chopping board-I can't fly.
Fly a kite under the chopping board-it can't fly.
Top door of chopping board wide tube
Rolling pin on the chopping board-bachelor
Meat on the chopping board-slaughtered; Kill at will
Fish on the chopping board-goods with knives
Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and brittle.
Stalking-sneaking around
Needle piercing in darkroom-sadness
Make a discovery ambushes behind your back-drive your son away.
Burn out the lamp oil-burn the heart (core)
Burn ice on the melted soup of tobacco.
Tobacco pancakes-toss and turn
The sedan chair of eight sparrows-can't afford it.
Eight money fortune telling-how can I guarantee you a lifetime?
Eight tigers enter the secluded land-dead dead, lost lost.
Balizhuang Radish-Beautiful in Heart
Eight acres of valley. -Just this one.
Eight horses cannot be separated-it is inseparable.
Beard 8000 years ago-a good personal idea.
Eighty-year-olds learn to exhale.
The 80-year-old man blew his horn-he was weak.
Playing the trumpet at the age of 80-long life
An 80-year-old lady
Dancing at the age of 80 when you are innocent.
The Eight Immortals cross the sea without a boat-they have their own rules (crossing the sea)
The Eight Immortals show their magical powers when crossing the sea.
The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-Popular Wind and Rainy Rain.
This square table is missing a foot-it's uneven.
Chamber pot is on the table of the Eight Immortals, not a family.
Laojiu on the table of the Eight Immortals-can't get the number.
Put a lamp on the table of the Eight Immortals-obviously.
An 80-year-old grandmother and a 3-year-old grandson-the old and the young.
Persimmon in August-The older you get, the redder you get.
The weather in August-sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy.
Cucumber shed in August-empty shelf
Eat moon cakes on August 15th-just in time.
Look at the dragon lantern on August 15th-it's half a year late.
Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command
Catch rabbits on August 15-you had a holiday, but you didn't.
Write an apostrophe in eight characters-one stroke less.
Be bitten by a mosquito in the face-one's fingers itch
Slap in the air-in vain.
Cover your eyes-in fact, you can't cover the sky.
Slap bricks-hard work
Pull a dog to squat on the wall-pretend a tiger is sitting on the ground
Pull the dog and lift the curtains-one mouth at a time.
A bulldog bit the moon-I wonder how high the moon is.
A skinned toad-it's annoying to live and terrible to die.
Banana fruit-a heart
Look in the mirror-ask for ugliness
Tug of war-pull both ends
Every bamboo shoot at jointing stage-rising every day
Pulling radish holes is-well-founded.
Pulling radish has eyes-it's not for nothing.
Pull up radishes and plant onions-every crop is hotter.
Pigeons without hair can't fly.
A plucked pigeon-see how you fly
A plucked lion-makes you laugh
Stick the sickle in your throat-you can't swallow it or spit it out.
Put the horn on the donkey's head.-four unlike.
Put your hand in a grinding eye-ask for it.
Use it as a pillow.-forget it.
Think of pearls as mud balls-you really don't know the goods.
Practice aiming at the shooting range-turn a blind eye
This is the overlord's treat-you have to eat if you eat, or you have to eat if you don't eat.
Clear water in a white glass bottle-I see through it.
White cloth has gone into the dye vat-it won't wash clean.
Boiled tofu with cabbage-nobody touches anyone's lamp.
Cabbage is getting older and older.
Stir-fried green onions with cabbage leaves-add green
Boiled tofu with cabbage-one clear and two white (cabbage, white tofu)
Idiot gourd-idiot
Sing in a strange voice for nothing.
Sing in a strange voice for nothing.
Food in a white bowl-don't touch it.
Giving food to Tang Priest for nothing-hypocrisy.
White saw the Monkey King-his true colors.
Bai Yi speaks-he doesn't talk to people.
I lied to the Tang Priest for nothing-one plan failed and another was born.
White look in the mirror-not people inside and outside.
Goblins among the Goblins White Bride
Buy eye drops at the ash shop-the wrong door.
White radish stabbed a knife-something that doesn't bleed.
White lady against the law-listless.
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