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Don't open the gourd ladle-idiot.

Doing business with coptis chinensis-managing with heart

Starving with gold bricks-that's too bad!

Holding a candle to keep warm-no economic officer; useless

Holding a stick and pushing a millstone in circles.

Jump into the well with the pipa in your arms-the more you talk, the deeper you play.

Sleeping with a cash box-obsessed with money; money grubber

Jump into the abyss with a stone-never look back.

Kiss with an iron rake-ask for a nail.

Sneeze with a censer-touch a nose ash; Be snubbed (rudely)

Bao Shu knew Guan Zhong-intimate.

A ship in a storm-braving the wind and waves

Lightning before the rainstorm-break into a furious rage

Make tea with popcorn-it's all ruined.

Lady in the firecracker shop-lively; You get what you deserve.

Firecracker temper-just a little; Light the fire

Leopard dogs eat red deer-they have a big appetite.

A leopard walked into the deep mountain-he was very brave.

There are camels in the national security temple-there is no such thing (temple)

Newspaper editorial-tell the truth.

Cup bow snake shadow-self-interference

Nine Niu Yi hairs-nothing; useless

Carrying a pot up the hill-I can't stand it.

Knocking gongs and drums in the basket-thinking (ringing the bell)

Drum into the ancestral temple-a beaten face

Back drum chasing mallet-asking for a beating

The back door of the street-what a big brand.

Take the Bodhisattva to the River-Shen Tao

Carrying stones up the mountain-hard to lose; Ask for trouble; ask for trouble

Crossing the wooden bridge with your daughter-in-law on your back-surprise

Carrying an oil drum to save people-being burned; Fire-self-criticism to encourage/attract criticism from others

Begging with jealousy-poverty

Walking up the river bank with a dung basket-smelly money

Running around the street with a dung basket-looking for death (shit); Seek death (shit)

Go to war with a coffin on your back-prepare for the worst

Walking with a mirror on your back-not afraid of being laughed at by future generations

Carry the blame to be a man-stand up straight; I can't stretch my waist.

Go to the market with your horn on your back-take on an errand.

Carrying the spirit tablet on the line of fire-desperate; fight

Cross the river with cotton on your back-the heavier you carry.

Flying with Zona on his back-it was blown into the sky.

Scold the street with a ladder on your back-let the thief cross the road

Carrying a doll to push the mill-adding people without energy

Beijing Radish-Beautiful in Heart

Open a rice shop outside the north gate-layman

Fruit bitten by insects-it ages before it ages.

Jin Lu was chased by hunters-in a flurry.

Buried pottery maid-there will never be a bright future; It's hard to get ahead

The needle on the bed is missing-either the mother-in-law or the grandson.

Put the radio under the bed-enjoy it.

Gnash your teeth under the covers-bear a grudge.

There is a foot sticking out of the bed-who are you?

Crouching tiger, hidden dragon-leaving a curse; Leave behind future trouble

Catch fleas in bed-catch them at will

Hide the eggplant behind your back-have an external heart; Gave birth to an external heart.

Bow behind your back-stabbing in the back can hurt people.

Set up a stall in the back-layman

Back-to-back sleep-considerate

Stealing wine behind someone's back-knowing the temperature.

Fight behind the water-break the road behind; No way back.

The sun on the sunny slope-it will grow soon; Difficult to last long

Climb Mount Tai with your hands behind your back-step by step; escalation

Stupid dogs chase rabbits-it doesn't matter; Don't touch it.

Stupid girl's soles are pitted.

Stupid donkey crossing the bridge-step by step is very difficult.

Stupid cows eat sparrows-it's not easy to play tricks on.

Stupid duck-can't get on the plane

A stupid thief stole a judge-it was his own trap.

Injured horse-running around.

Forcing the rooster lay eggs-deliberately making things difficult; Deliberately embarrassed; Can't do it; no

decide according to law

Forcing people to jump into the sea-doing great harm.

Door-to-door business-no good goods

Hang the sickle on the tip of your nose-you can't hang it.

Put coptis on the tip of the nose-the pain in front of you; Suffer in front of us

Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

Hair in the nostrils.-amazing.

Tumor in nostril-bad breath

The bridge of the nose touches the bottom of the pot-bad luck (bad luck)

Put a kitchen knife on the bridge of the nose-it's a close call; Adventure; danger

Glasses on the bridge of the nose-stability

There is a key hanging on the bridge of the nose-opening.

Push the car up your nose-there's no way out.

Snuff is running down your throat-there's no one outside.

White powder on the nose-a good picture; Good looks; Pretend to be ugly

Set up a stall in a full view.

Hang a dung bucket on your nose-I don't know the taste; I can't smell the fragrance.

Put honey on your nose-if you are greedy, you can't catch it.

Play with puppets on the nose-play with people on the face

The horn on the nose-out of line

Fleas in nose and eyes-it's hard to get them out.

Put onions in your nose-pretend.

Fill your nose with vinegar-it's sour

Put a detonator on your nose-it's a disaster in front of you; Disaster is just around the corner; hurried

front

The snake weighs on its nose-it can't lift its head.

Hang the meat on your nose-glib.

Your nose is smoking-it's urgent.

Hang an electric light under your nose-the famous (Ming)

Athletes on the field-for the first place

Put your legs under the quilt-do your best.

The pen swallows the belly-I have a plan.

Cow on the mural-useless

The cow on the wall-can't leave (plow)

Ghost star hanging on the wall-nonsense (painting)

Close your eyes and fool around-fool around; Hybrid mixing

Blow with your eyes closed-blow

Hum a tune with your eyes closed-you have a score in your heart.

Selling cloth with your eyes closed-nonsense

Touch the snail with your eyes closed-touch it blindly; Act blindly, rely on luck

Conquer the river with your eyes closed-resigned.

Dancing with your eyes closed-blind optimism

Talk with your eyes closed-nonsense

Walk with your eyes closed-touch around

Walk the south wall with your eyes closed-touch it blindly.

Bats look at the sun-reverse black and white; be caught unprepared/unawares

Whip the fast cow-bear the burden of shame

Whip a pony-whip it quickly

Whipping dead birds-in vain; There is no work to do.

Out of reach-it's not serious.

There are two clams tied to the tip of the whip-they can't stand being beaten.

The pole hit the limit-hit the ground first.

You can't recognize a telephone pole when it falls-you don't know a word.

The pole got stuck in the stubble-that's right.

Carry a pole and hold firewood-manage its width.

Collect firewood by peaceful ancestors-mind (salary) hangs at both ends

Take the slippery road by carrying water-hanging at both ends of the heart

The telephone pole was not nailed-both ends collapsed; Slipping at both ends; Play tricks at both ends

The pole hit the barbell-straight.

Flagpole as mast-adventure

Lentils are wrapped around bamboo poles-very reliable.

Bian Que's prescription-unarmed treatment; (of a doctor) miraculously cure diseases and save lives.

The ability to juggle with your hands.

A bright juggling handkerchief-not hidden or tucked.

Bitch hangs chastity card-prude; Hypocritical behavior

Bitch archway-prude; Pretend to be serious; Shame on you.

Paper men in the paste shop-completely transparent; It breaks at a touch.

The paperhanger goes to heaven-Hu (paste) cloud

Mail order lady-throw away the words (paintings) herself.

Rub sesame oil on turtle eggs-smooth; Round and slippery.

The tortoise bit his finger-hold on; hang on to

Bug with a flat abdomen-it will sting.

Withered ears of wheat held high

Blow the whistle with a flat mouth-let the wind out

The coffin in the funeral home-the person who holds things

Let prostitutes stay in the barracks-disturb the morale of the army.

Hail smashed cotton trees-all bachelors; All single men

The donkey on the ice sat on all fours in the air.

Driving ducks on an icy river-everyone can play tricks.

Playing in the ice room-sneer

Wax in the Ice Room-Candles in the Cave (Frozen) Room

Ice is a crutch-unreliable; trustless

The ice hangs on the chest-it's cold to the heart; Cold dead

Mix tofu with ice-difficult (mixing)

Building a house on ice-it's not reliable.

Draw on an iceberg.-It won't take long.

Ice pond gourd-string by string

Rock sugar to cucumber-simply; Okay, clean, clean.

Complaints in the ice and snow-cold

Frozen to death in the ice and snow.

Tie for first place-neck and neck

The sick ghost opened a drugstore-self-produced and sold.

It's too late to be a good doctor; evening

The tail of a sick cat-it can't get up.

The patient patted the ball-dizzy; tired

The patient was struck by lightning-natural and man-made disasters

If you are seriously ill, don't take medicine-wait till you die.

Set the alarm clock-when it's time.

Watch a scene in the glass window-see through it at a glance; See through at a glance

Glass eggs turn into eggs-there is a set.

The glass fell on the mirror-bright and bright.

Glass belly-see through people's hearts

Goldfish in a glass jar-can't lift big waves; Can't turn the big waves; not have

Mountain road, there is no way out.

The flies in the glass jar are running around.

Glass monkey-can't become a climate; There is no climate.

The man on the glass mirror-there is a shadow without a trace

Bean jelly glass chopsticks-light to light

A glass bottle filled with boiling water-three minutes heat.

The treasure in the glass bottle-see through at a glance; See through at a glance

Glass Bodhisattva-God

Tie the string to the glass ball-difficult

Put a flowerpot on the glass-it's obvious.

Glass doll-wise man

Blx and the Crystal Man-Smart Man

Glass drum-can't stand beating.

Boiled tofu with spinach-one green and two white.

Bole wields a whip-riding a horse to find a horse

The museum's exhibits-antiques

Donkeys tied around their necks-not a bunch.

Hang a detonator around your neck-it's too hanging.

It's wrapped around her neck.-it stinks all over.

Postscript: the donkey chased the rabbit-it couldn't catch up; Can't catch up with last year

Lame immediately-no good end.

Lame donkey-don't take the right path; get lost

Rachel's postscript-slanting.

Postscript: The son who walks on stilts-he will look good sooner or later.

The lame man swings-one leg, one leg running around.

Postscript Ziwei-sitting and shouting; Sit on the ground and shout

Postscript of catching horses-far behind.

The lame ride a blind horse-each has his own strong points.

Postscript is on stage-unstable position.

The lame walk-swinging from side to side; Vacillating; "step by step"

Ants in dustpan-all roads are roads; All lines are roads; There are many ways.

The backbone of the tinker-take the blame.

The tinker tripped and turned (the iron bar) upside down.

Don't get whipped and hit by bricks-eat hard but not soft.

If you don't eat mutton, it stinks-you have a bad reputation.

Chickens (eggs) that can't give birth to chickens-bad guys

Millet without germination-bad seed; Coward; Not a good species.

The tumbler is lovesick-restless; Can't sit down or sleep peacefully.

"Tumbler" rides a rabbit-there is no stability.

If you are not hungry, bring some dry food-get ready.

Don't hate short ropes, only deep wells-wrong.

Don't disperse the eagle until you see the rabbit-do things safely.

Disrespectful to the master, respectful to the man.

Don't touch the south wall and don't look back-stubborn; Stubborn to the end

Immature grapes-very sour; Full of acid gas

With or without you, either the fish is dead or the net is broken.

Listen to stories instead of music-talking is better than singing.

A sleeve gun that doesn't work-it's stuck

Long-haired house finch-can't fly

Eat peaches instead of planting fruit trees-sit down and enjoy the fruit.

Buy a bag cat-I don't know the details.

The cloth bag is full of corners-there is a bend in the middle.

Cotton thread on the cloth-countless things

Doll-lack of life

The rifle jammed-it didn't go off.

Eight hundred copper coins strung together-out of step (hanging)

A small cylinder with eight barrels hanging on it-it can't hold a stone.

Eight dollars for a bowl of wonton-no noodles.

Eight and a half pounds of old tortoise swallowed a cruel bastard.

The 80-year-old man bears a heavy burden-the heart is willing, but the strength is weak.

Dancing at the age of 80 when you are innocent.

The Eight Immortals Party-Talking with God

Pomegranate in August-full of creativity

Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command

Pull up radishes and plant onions-every crop is hotter.

Treat the devil as a bodhisattva-there is no distinction between good and evil.

Bai's remarks-blasphemy and misleading people.

Heart made of ash-hide the sun and hide the fire

White sugar is wrapped in arsenic-it's poisonous.

One hundred days of love does not rain (sunny)

Half a copper coin.-No Fiona Fang.

A torch in midair-great

Give up halfway-the beginning is not over.

Thinking about eating roast chicken in the middle of the night (tearing)

The bed in the middle of the night is very hot

Midnight Widow-Sadness

Don't pretend to be Qin Gui-who hasn't seen you?

Beat the duck with a stick

No matter how thick or thin, a stick is a needle.

Bao Gong's Judgment-Admitting the Reason and Not Admitting the Person

Steamed buns grin-beautiful stuffing

A peeled tree-not long.

Cut tofu with a thin knife-both sides shine

Keep warm with a candle-it's no use.

The cock that tells the time-don't rush it.

Firecracker temper-just a little

Hang the Hu Qin behind your back-you can't pull it.

Bow behind my back (a courtesy),

Lift a rock and cross the river-a thorough investigation

Chicken nest on the back-not easy (building eggs)

Small holes in the quilt cover-add flowers to cotton

Boxing under the covers-hands can't be mixed.

Playing football under the covers-I can't see.

Forced cajoling-believe it or not

Force the overlord of Chu to death-psychological warfare

Drink water through your nostrils-it's terrible.

Nose flows up and back.

Powder on the nose-a good photo

Hang a weight on your nose-knock on your mouth

Coptis socks on the nose-suffering in front of you

Ruthless than the prime minister

Walk with your eyes closed-you want to go the wrong way.

Close your eyes and mix with your face-mind your own business.

Selling cloth with your eyes open-nonsense

Gecko tail-live day after day

Blow the whip like a flute-heartless.

Firecracker shop on fire-praise yourself

The pole is flushed-A Dou is the emperor of big brands-weak and incompetent.

Doujiang Mountain-Free door-to-door delivery

A dou character-no ability

Ah Er blowing sheng-Keep your word.

Al is a doctor-no one dares to invite him.

String performance in Aer Pedestrian Street

Brother eats noodles-scrape

Grandpa eats coptis chinensis-bitter (grandpa)

Arabic numerals separated by 8 characters-zero to zero

Grandma has a beard-not normal.

Aqingsao pours tea and drops water; Every drop does not leak.

Whips don't hit sticks-eat soft but not hard.

The beaten dog bit the chicken-take it out on others.

Beaten tortoise-shrinking its neck

A duck running around with a knife

Apologize for being slapped.-Flattery.

A dog with a stick-depressed.

Ducks are running around

Fat pig with a knife-not afraid of scalding water

A ball with a knife-it's flat.

The frosted grass on the dog's tail died.

Eating sea pepper by the fire-I have a fever inside and outside.

A short staircase leads to a high room-it's hard to say (eaves)

Short people wear high heels-their height is limited.

The dwarf hit the wolf-it is not enough to shout.

Dwarfs fly kites-higher and higher; Steady rise

Shorty fart-humble.

Dwarf sightseeing echo

A dwarf crosses the river-peace of mind

The dwarf pulls out the general-he will make do with materials; Generally speaking, the choice is better.

The dwarf climbed the stairs-longing (longing)

The dwarf climbed the hill step by step; escalation

Dwarfs climb mountains-greedy for cheap.

The dwarf rides a big horse-in a dilemma; Up-down dilemma

The dwarf pushes the palm-the hand is not high.

The dwarf wants to ascend to heaven-I don't know how small he is; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream

The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.

Short people sit on high stools-they can't reach them.

Short people sit on high stools-they can't reach them up and down; Up-down dilemma

Love to sue and be a hero-poverty and quarrel

An Lushan, arise.-backwards.

Everyone knocks on the wooden fish in Antang.

A nun in a temple-no blessing (husband)

Quails should eat fruits from trees-think of beautiful things; Want to be beautiful

Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch.

Fishing for the moon on the shore-at your own expense; be invalid

Watching people drown on the shore-from the ruins

Buy shoes according to other people's sizes-copy them mechanically.

Beggars who press colored balls-silly with joy

Press the bull's head to drink water-impossible.

Take the medicine according to the prescription-do it

Pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain

Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.

Drink water according to the cow's head-impossible; Try to do

Press the gourd and lift the ladle-no matter how it ends.

Head into the pit of fire-hold back your anger

Be careful under the chopping board-I can't fly.

Fly a kite under the chopping board-it can't fly.

Top door of chopping board wide tube

Rolling pin on the chopping board-bachelor

Meat on the chopping board-slaughtered; Kill at will

Fish on the chopping board-goods with knives

Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and brittle.

Stalking-sneaking around

Needle piercing in darkroom-sadness

Make a discovery ambushes behind your back-drive your son away.

Burn out the lamp oil-burn the heart (core)

Burn ice on the melted soup of tobacco.

Tobacco pancakes-toss and turn

The sedan chair of eight sparrows-can't afford it.

Eight money fortune telling-how can I guarantee you a lifetime?

Eight tigers enter the secluded land-dead dead, lost lost.

Balizhuang Radish-Beautiful in Heart

Eight acres of valley. -Just this one.

Eight horses cannot be separated-it is inseparable.

Beard 8000 years ago-a good personal idea.

Eighty-year-olds learn to exhale.

The 80-year-old man blew his horn-he was weak.

Playing the trumpet at the age of 80-long life

An 80-year-old lady

Dancing at the age of 80 when you are innocent.

The Eight Immortals cross the sea without a boat-they have their own rules (crossing the sea)

The Eight Immortals show their magical powers when crossing the sea.

The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-Popular Wind and Rainy Rain.

This square table is missing a foot-it's uneven.

Chamber pot is on the table of the Eight Immortals, not a family.

Laojiu on the table of the Eight Immortals-can't get the number.

Put a lamp on the table of the Eight Immortals-obviously.

An 80-year-old grandmother and a 3-year-old grandson-the old and the young.

Persimmon in August-The older you get, the redder you get.

The weather in August-sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy.

Cucumber shed in August-empty shelf

Eat moon cakes on August 15th-just in time.

Look at the dragon lantern on August 15th-it's half a year late.

Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command

Catch rabbits on August 15-you had a holiday, but you didn't.

Write an apostrophe in eight characters-one stroke less.

Be bitten by a mosquito in the face-one's fingers itch

Slap in the air-in vain.

Cover your eyes-in fact, you can't cover the sky.

Slap bricks-hard work

Pull a dog to squat on the wall-pretend a tiger is sitting on the ground

Pull the dog and lift the curtains-one mouth at a time.

A bulldog bit the moon-I wonder how high the moon is.

A skinned toad-it's annoying to live and terrible to die.

Banana fruit-a heart

Look in the mirror-ask for ugliness

Tug of war-pull both ends

Every bamboo shoot at jointing stage-rising every day

Pulling radish holes is-well-founded.

Pulling radish has eyes-it's not for nothing.

Pull up radishes and plant onions-every crop is hotter.

Pigeons without hair can't fly.

A plucked pigeon-see how you fly

A plucked lion-makes you laugh

Stick the sickle in your throat-you can't swallow it or spit it out.

Put the horn on the donkey's head.-four unlike.

Put your hand in a grinding eye-ask for it.

Use it as a pillow.-forget it.

Think of pearls as mud balls-you really don't know the goods.

Practice aiming at the shooting range-turn a blind eye

This is the overlord's treat-you have to eat if you eat, or you have to eat if you don't eat.

Clear water in a white glass bottle-I see through it.

White cloth has gone into the dye vat-it won't wash clean.

Boiled tofu with cabbage-nobody touches anyone's lamp.

Cabbage is getting older and older.

Stir-fried green onions with cabbage leaves-add green

Boiled tofu with cabbage-one clear and two white (cabbage, white tofu)

Idiot gourd-idiot

Sing in a strange voice for nothing.

Sing in a strange voice for nothing.

Food in a white bowl-don't touch it.

Giving food to Tang Priest for nothing-hypocrisy.

White saw the Monkey King-his true colors.

Bai Yi speaks-he doesn't talk to people.

I lied to the Tang Priest for nothing-one plan failed and another was born.

White look in the mirror-not people inside and outside.

Goblins among the Goblins White Bride

Buy eye drops at the ash shop-the wrong door.

White radish stabbed a knife-something that doesn't bleed.

White lady against the law-listless.