Funny copywriting in a bad mood

1. I don't need anything now except my boyfriend. As long as you can help me, you can get a girlfriend for free.

2. People will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rich. It doesn't matter whether I'm violent or not.

I am jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

When I went shopping, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I angrily lifted my coat and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own. "

Every time I stare at your beautiful collarbone, I can't restrain my inner impulse, boss, add spices!

6. Other people's stories: Give you1100,000, leave my daughter! My plot: give me1000000, or leave my daughter!

7. Life will make the first half of your life bitter, but as long as you persist and keep working hard, you will get used to it in the second half.

Even cats and dogs know how to change their hair when the seasons change. Is it wrong for me to buy clothes?

9. I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

10. When you feel particularly charming, be sure to take photos to wake yourself up.

1 1. Stop saying that you are tired like a dog. Dogs are not tired at all. Their lives are much happier than yours.

12. Don't always think about marrying love or money. The reality is that most girls cannot marry love or money. As you thought when you were a child, it's the same whether you go to Tsinghua or Peking University.

13. I used to have poor skills and was always scolded by my friends. I was too strong, so I hid and practiced hard for a month. Now they can't scold me.

14. What should I do if my boyfriend is angry? Most of them are fake. Just beat him up.

15. When I was young, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

16. It is not difficult to find a girlfriend these days, as long as you have food and shelter. Specifically: buy brand-name bags, eat delicious food and live in a big house.

17. You still have to dream, otherwise what will you talk to others after drinking too much?

18. I have three great hates in my life, one is that my figure is not hot enough, the other is that I have never met a handsome guy, and the third is that those words all look very similar.

19. Someone just smiles at you and hits you. God replied: For example, the class teacher outside the window.

20. Many things come from being full, such as losing weight.

2 1. I don't want a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs makes me rich.

As a matter of fact, we are all three good students. Our three good things are: having a good time, eating well and sleeping well.

23. When you like a person, the brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate, but when you don't like it, the original image will change every second.

24. "In the world of adults, nothing is easy except getting fat." "No, it's ugly. Bald, how worried can you be? You went bald in your twenties. "