Funny jokes related to shit should be super funny online.

I don't know if defecation is ok, hehe.

Tired: I fell asleep unconsciously during defecation.

Worth it: I spent fifty cents defecating in the public toilets of tourist attractions.

Save water: shit in the Woods.

Long-winded: stand up after pulling, and stand up and want to pull.

Yu Wei: After you came out of the bathroom, nobody dared to go in for eight hours.

Stuttering: pull rabbit shit.

Frank: Final decision.

Be careful: break it with a stick before flushing.

Stage fright: I always want to shit before the game.

Sharing: shit with the door open.

Ecstasy: The feeling of diarrhea after constipation lasts for four days.

Clever: can avoid splashing water in the toilet in time.

Hard work: the blue veins are exposed, my cheeks are purple and I am shaking all over.

Haunted: I feel pulled out. There are traces on the toilet paper, but nothing can be seen in the toilet.

Smart: Never take a shit after work.

Habit: Be punctual every day, and be sure to defecate then.

Wandering: I can't pull it out, but I always feel that there is.

Lucky: the bottom of the toilet left a mark like a sudden brake.

Unfortunately, it's over before you take off your pants.

Cleanliness: No matter how you wipe it, there is nothing left on the toilet paper.

Show off: Be sure to show everyone before flushing.

Ghost: There is shit in the toilet, but no one has been to the toilet. www.haha56.cn

Courage: Try to fart when you are upset.

Naughty: Draw conch while defecating.

Risk: the first flush, the toilet is full, will it be flushed again?

Hypocrisy: It looks like shit, but actually it doesn't even fart.

Vision: prepare enough rolls of paper and sit in the toilet immediately after eating laxatives.

Anxiety: A family of three has a stomachache, but there is only one bathroom.

Stubborn: always floating on the water, can not be washed away.

Suddenly: defecating without any psychological preparation, such as farting, rectal examination, and making out with your lover. ...

Romance: You can't shit without music and coffee.

Frank: You can see what you ate yesterday from your stool.

Ostentation and extravagance: You must fart three times before defecating.

Inferiority: I wiped a whole roll of paper, but I still don't feel clean.

During the Spring Festival, two poor beggars had nothing to eat all day. At midnight, they were cold and hungry. The older one said, "Brother, this is not good. I'm sure I can't arrive on time. Let's go out and find something to eat. " Two people came to the door of a restaurant, just as a group of people came out drunk, one man threw up in the street with a "wow" and two beggars scrambled to eat. Just after eating, the little one said to another person, "Big Brother, you just ate a fly." The older one spat out what he had just eaten with a "wow". Just as he spat, his brother quickly opened his mouth and drank it all at once, without spoiling it. The older man asked, "What are you doing?" The man replied, "Brother, I have a bad stomach. I need something hot."

A couple of lovers were caught by a savage in the mountains and said that you would let you go if you ate each other's shit. The lover did it. On the way home, the woman cried. The man asked her why, and the woman said sadly: You don't love me, otherwise you wouldn't pull so much!

One day, Zhang, a company employee, suddenly had a stomachache and wanted to relieve himself, but he thought it was too boring to go to the toilet alone, so he asked his colleague Xiao Li to go with him. Xiao Li didn't want to go, so Xiao Zhang sent a QQ to Xiao Ali, and wrote:

Brew it. It's all shit. Squatting for a while every day can keep you healthy.

Xiao Li also wrote a poem:

Although I have no desire, I am willing to go with you. Although shit doesn't come out, it can pull the large intestine.

Xiao Zhang was very happy, so he went on to write:

True brothers, thank you for your tears. Don't feel that shit stinks, which shows high righteousness.

Xiao Li immediately replied to a poem:

There's so much nonsense, don't be wordy, get up quickly and finish your spirits.

Xiao Zhang had a little work at hand, so he hurried to do it and replied:

Shit makes people anxious and can't help it. Hold my breath again ~ ~ ~ "Poof ~ ~" is coming.

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