Interesting Chinese essays

1. Electric fan advertisement There is a Tianxian electric fan factory in Hunan. Their advertisement is: To be honest, the reputation of Tianxian is made by blowing it!

2. Andersen's dialogue One time Andersen went out on the street wearing a shabby hat, and a man sarcastically said to him: "What is that thing on your head? Can it be considered a hat?" Andersen replied : "What is that thing under your hat? Can it be considered a head?"

3. The story of Bernard Shaw. Bernard Shaw was a thin man. Once a fat capitalist saw him and said jokingly: "When I see you, I know there is a famine in the world." George Bernard Shaw replied: "When I see you, I know the cause of the famine."

4. Zhou Enlai once had a diplomatic incident. After Zhou Enlai shook hands with a foreign leader, the leader actually took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands. Seeing this, Zhou Enlai also took out a handkerchief from his pocket. After wiping his hands, he walked to the trash can and threw the handkerchief in! The Prime Minister, who has always been frugal, "reciprocated" in this way which leader.

5. Painter’s Conversation A painter’s paintings participated in an art exhibition and he invited another painter to see them. When another painter came back, he said: "To be honest, only your painting can be seen!" The painter hurriedly talked about it. In fact, what the other painter meant was: Your painting is the only one that no one is looking at! Others' words are being watched, and they can't even squeeze in.

6. The Writer and the Mosquito

American writer Mark. Twain went to stay in a hotel somewhere. He had been told that the mosquitoes here were very powerful. When he was checking in at the reception desk, a mosquito happened to fly over. He said to the waiter: "I have heard that the mosquitoes here are very smart. Sure enough, they came to check on me in advance." Room number so that you can come and have a good meal at night." The waiter couldn't help but laugh after hearing this.

As a result, he slept well that night, because the waiter also remembered his room number and did everything he should do carefully.

7. Clever Questions and Answers

After Hugo finished writing "Les Misérables", he sent the manuscript to a publisher. There was no response after sending the manuscript for a long time, so he drew a big "?" on the paper and sent it to the publisher. A few days later, the publisher replied. Hugo opened it and saw that there was no word on it, only a "!"

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