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Complete works of humorous slogans encouraging triplets.

On the last day of May, 2002/KLOC-0, an exciting news spread all over the network, and netizens instantly boiled. The biggest news is the full liberalization of triplets. In the context of triplets, netizens gave it a new definition:? Modern people have no desire to have children because of the pressure of life. Don't even want to talk. ? So, what is the humorous statement in response to the three-child policy? Next, let me introduce you.

1, is it necessary to solve the supporting problems with the open three-child policy? Like a degree room?

2. Opening the third child, our only child is under great pressure. Four old people and three children have no time to catch their breath.

The arrival of the third child has nothing to do with me, because the economy does not allow it. Can you grow up drinking northwest wind when you are born? Obviously, this is impossible.

In the past, family planning almost planned me out. Now I want to have three children, so don't fuck me.

Ever since I gave birth to two babies, every day seems like a war. Now I'm at school, and it's too tired to have three children.

Raising children is very tiring. Now that the country has opened up three children, fewer and fewer people are willing to have babies, because the current mortgage and car loan are already overwhelmed, and it is unbearable to have more children. In addition, due to the impact of the epidemic, many people lost their jobs, and their income became a big problem, which they could not afford. Therefore, whether to have three children should be decided by both husband and wife after discussion.