Joke Collection Website - News headlines - Theme class meeting about idioms and proverb competition

Theme class meeting about idioms and proverb competition

The monk punted the boat - the Arhat in the middle of the river with a pole pole

The beautiful woman fetched water - the Guanyin at the bottom of the well was led by a rope

The drunkard rode the donkey - bumpy and bumpy Calculate the wine debt in your head

The boatman strokes the oar--makes an arch and bows to ask for boat money

Straw the seedlings--the father holds the son

carries the bamboo shoots in the bamboo basket-- Mother carrying her child

A horse crosses a wooden bridge - beating drums with hooves

Chicken pecking at a copper basin - beating gongs with beak

Blooming sesame seeds - backgammon

Unearthed sugar cane - sweet every day

A beautiful woman sitting in the green gauze tent - peony cage in a smoke cage

A monk washing in a clear pool - gourd soaked in water

The man wipes the apron - sweeps the floor politely

The butcher wears a hat - murderous spirit

The robber paints a happy face - the thief looks ugly

The King of Hell issues a notice - A series of lies

Chickens and dogs crossing the Frost Bridge - Bamboo leaves and plum blossoms all the way

Cows and horses walking in the snow - Two rows of fish with clam shells

Cao Cao exits Jiangnan - come hard, lose miserably

Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers - hard to use with strength

Sima Yan deposes the Lord of Wei - follows the old rules

Yes Holding Zhang Fei and scolding Liu Bei - looking for anger

Seeking a son in the Guandi Temple - stepping on the wrong door

Zhuge Liang borrowing arrows from a straw boat - confident

Jiang Qian stole the book--he was fooled

Huang Zhong shot Guan Gong--show mercy

Zhuge Liang paid filial piety--pretended

Lu Su hosted a banquet with Guan Yunchang- -Hidden murderous intention

Guan Gong looked in the mirror - blushing consciously

Zhuge Liang showed his filial piety - not sincerely

Lü Bu saw Diao Chan - fell in love with her

Guan Gong drinks wine - not afraid of blushing

Zhuge Liang uses empty city strategy - last resort

Soochow recruits brides - makes fakes come true

Guan Yunchang walks to Maicheng - disaster is imminent

p>

Zhuge Liang sings about the empty city strategy - there is no way

Sima Yi breaks the Eight Diagrams array - pretends to understand if he doesn't understand

Guan Yu goes to the banquet - has the courage and courage

Zhuge Liang is a military advisor - worthy of his name

Zhou Yu's attack on Jingzhou - thankless effort

Worship Guanyin in Guandi Temple - wrong door

Zhuge Liang Being a military advisor - there are many ways

Lu Su attacked Jingzhou - leaving empty-handed and returning empty-handed

A statue of Guanyin hung in Guandi Temple - the name does not live up to its reality

Three Stooges - Standing up for Zhuge Liang

Eating Cao Cao's food and thinking about Liu Bei's affairs - the person is not in his heart

Guan Gong's battle with Li Kui - a bold move

Guan Yunchang scraped the bones to cure the poison--no sign of pain

Dong Zhuo came to Beijing--the visitor was not good

Guan Yunchang scraped the bones to cure the poison--as if nothing happened

Liu Bei went to Wollongong three times--just invite you, Zhuge Liang

Guan Yunchang scraped his bones and played chess--as if nothing had happened

Guan Yunchang farted--I didn't know how to blush

Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai - one is willing to fight, the other is willing to endure

Guan Gong enters Cao Ying - goes straight in

Liu Bei weaves straw sandals - an expert

Liu Bei's empire - Crying

Zhou Yu slaps Huang Gai - just pretending

Zhang Fei collects debts - fiercely

Zhou Yu slaps Huang Gai - two consensual

Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from a straw boat - using a suspicious tactics

Zhang Fei collected debts - with fierce momentum

Adou's empire - given away for free

A Dou-like character - incompetent

A'er plays the sheng - playing the sheng indiscriminately

A'er is a doctor - no one dares to invite him

A'er is all over the street Skewers - idleness

Brother eats noodles - scratches randomly

Grandma has a beard - abnormal

Sister A Qing pours tea - not a drop of water leaks; Leak

Be whipped

Don't take a stick - eat soft food instead of hard ones

A beaten dog bites a chicken - take it out on others

A beaten turtle - shrink its neck

The duck that received the knife - scurrying around

The dog that received the slap - apologized - servile

The dog that received the stick - was furious

The dog was beaten The duck - scurrying around

The fat pig that got the knife - is not afraid of boiling water

The ball that got the knife - deflated

It got the frost The foxtail grass - wilted

Eating sea pepper (pepper) next to the stove - fever inside and outside

Going up a short ladder to a high house - can't reach the eaves

A dwarf wears high heels - his height is limited

A dwarf fights a wolf - he can't just shout

A dwarf flies a kite - he is getting higher and higher; he is rising

The dwarf farts - being humble

The dwarf goes sightseeing - echoes the voice

The dwarf crosses the river - calms down the heart

The dwarf goes to the theater ——Listen to the sound

The dwarf chooses the general from within - make do with the materials; make the best out of the shortcomings

The dwarf climbs the stairs - eagerly (eagerly looking forward to it)

The dwarf Climbing a hill - rising step by step; ascending step by step

The dwarf woman - low knowledge

The dwarf riding a big horse - being in a dilemma; being in a dilemma

The dwarf thinks Climbing to the sky - not knowing how high the sky is; delusion; wishful thinking

A short man sitting on a high stool - out of reach; unable to reach up and down; troubled up and down

Love to litigate and be a hero - poor vindictiveness

p>

The wooden fish in the nunnery - let anyone knock it

The quail wants to eat the fruit on the tree - out of reach; it wants good things; it is not a good idea

Looking at people on the shore Drowning - do nothing to save them

Searching for the moon on the shore - wasted effort; wasted effort

Buying shoes according to other people's feet - copying them mechanically

According to color The beggar of the ball - stupidly happy

Practice the medicine according to the prescription - do as you are told

Peck the rice according to the chicken head - wasted effort

Drink the water according to the cow head - Can't do it; can't do it

Press the gourd and the ladle rises - look at one end and throw away the other; one after another

The top door of the chopping board - be wide-minded

The rolling pin on the chopping board - a bachelor

The meat on the chopping board - slaughtered by others; slaughtered by others

The fish on the chopping board - the goods

Stalking in secret - sneaking around

Fighting in secret - fighting for a while

Threading needles in the dark room - sad

Tripping in secret The child - wilted and bad

After boiling all the lamp oil - heartburn (core)

The ice on the griddle - melted into soup

The griddle Pancakes - tossing and turning

Eight hundred coins fell into the well - it was hard to touch which one

The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor

Eight hundred copper coins worn on a string - out of tune (hanging)

Sprinkle pepper on eight-treasure rice - add another flavor

Eight lifetimes of old accounts - unclear

p>

Eight-inch feet wearing seven-inch shoes - awkward

Eight buckets of small vertical jars - cannot hold a stone

Mynas peck at persimmons - pick on the weak

Eight old men punched each other - three orders and five Shen (stretch)

Eight yuan of plaster - stained

Eight yuan for a bowl of wontons - no noodles

Eight people sitting at one table with crooked necks - no one is looking at each other

The format of eight-part essays - the same thing

Sleeping in the Bagua furnace - steaming

Horse riding in the Bagua array - there is no way out; the way out is hard to find

Eighth level engineering skills - striving for excellence

Eighth level master craftsmanship - long-term When you grow old, you learn to grow old

The octagonal anise fell into the manure pit - the smell and fragrance are indistinguishable; the smell and fragrance are indistinguishable

The eight and a half kilogram turtle swallowed the big weight - fiercely

Heartless Bastard

The eight-and-a-half-pound old turtle swallowed a weighing weight—the cruel tortoise

The eight-and-a-half-pound tortoise won the top prize—the rules (turtle lift) are not small

Eighty people carry the sedan chair - so majestic

The eighty-year-old man is shaking his head - no one wants it; no one can do it

The eighty-year-old man blows the lamp - he can't breathe Out of breath; out of breath

An eighty-year-old man practices pipa - a cliché (playing)

An eighty-year-old man learns boxing - the more he practices, the stronger he becomes

An eighty-year-old man learns a craft - and works hard in his old age

An eighty-year-old man has no successors - he has no successors

Shaving at the age of eighty - he refuses to accept his old age

The eighty-year-old man carries the burden - he is full of energy but not strong enough

The eighty-year-old man grows a beard - an old idea

The eighty-year-old man has no children - he is lonely in old age

Having a son at the age of eighty - generation after generation

Dancing at the age of eighty - naive old man

Playing with monkeys at the age of eighty - an old trick

Learning to play the flute at the age of eighty - all old tunes; old tunes

Learning to beat at the age of eighty - fighting for one's life

The actor playing the role of a child at the age of eighty - Rejuvenating one's youth

Standing at the counter at eighty years old - always good at it

Hitting rabbits with eighty-five cannons - the gain outweighs the losses

Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his or her magical powers

Eight Immortals Gathering - Divine Chat

Eight Immortals Table is missing a leg - it is not level Jiao

Eight Wise Kings Entering the Palace - So Hard to Invite

Bitter Melon in August - Heart is Red

Lotus Root in August - Fresh and Tender

Pomegranates in August - head full of ideas

Persimmons in August - redder with age; red with age

Osmanthus blooms in August - —Fragrance everywhere

The cucumber shed in August—empty shelves

It’s still early to eat New Year’s dinner on August 15th

Eat on August 15th Lantern Festival - different

Eating rice dumplings on August 15th - not the time

Mooncakes on August 15th - everyone is happy; everyone loves it; everyone has it up and down

p>

The moon on August 15th - the same every year; just and bright

The Dragon Boat Festival on August 15th - late; too late

August 10th Five dragon lanterns - half a year late

Have a baby on August 15th - just in time

Send mooncakes on August 15th - just in time for the festival

Clouds cover the moon on August 15th - disappointing

Steamed rice cakes on August 15th - early (jujube)

Peanuts planted on August 15th - blind command

p>

A crab with eight legs - domineering

Without a trace of the eight characters - no features; far from it; far from it

Sores on the palms - poisonous hands

Putting shoes on with the palm of your hand - it won't work; you can't walk

Putting pancakes on the palm of your hand - a skillful hand; a good hand

A skinned toad - you hate living, The death is still scary

The temple with the wall removed - panicked

Plantains planted on the old trees - thick branches and leaves

Plantains blooming - one heart; Closely connected

Bird's nest built on banana leaves - good times don't last long

Scarred eyes and sores - so bad that one piece is broken

Pulling weeds to attract snakes - - Asking for trouble; asking for trouble

Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last

Jointed sorghum - each step is getting higher; each step is rising

p>

Plucked the drum - two-sided light

Plucked the alarm clock - specializes in reminding people

Plucked the carrot - there is a hole

Plucked radishes and planted onions - each crop is spicier than the last

Plucked phoenix - not as good as chicken

Plucked pigeon - unable to fly

p>

No water will drain out after pulling out the plug - stubbornness

<

p>Destroying growth and encouraging success - eager for success

A donkey chasing a rabbit - unable to catch up; unable to drive it out

Bajiao is about to go to the battlefield - either dead or alive

Ba Zi pulls carrots - pulls them crookedly

Ba Zi walks on stilts - sooner or later he will look good

Ba Zi beats siege - sits and shouts; sits on the ground and shouts

Ba Zi rides his horse - out of reach

Ba Zi comes to power - his position is unstable

Rubbing his nose on his face - looking for embarrassment

Pour fertilizer on the weeds - hard work in vain; hard work in vain

Putting your face in your trousers - shameful

Driving people under the wall - desperate

Treat the doll as a monkey - fool people

Treat the monster as a Bodhisattva - no distinction between good and evil

Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range - always hit the mark

White cloth goes into the dyeing vat - it cannot be washed; it cannot be washed clean

White cloth is made into a cotton-padded jacket - it is all rational (li) anyway

Baicai Bangzi - Zhongkan Not good; good-looking or not delicious

Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field - losing heart

Cooked cabbage and tofu stew - no one takes credit for it

Stir-fried green onions with cabbage leaves - kiss (green) plus kiss (green)

The white-bone spirit pretends to be a bride--the evil spirit in the demon

The white-bone spirit performs somersaults--a ghost trick

The white-bone spirit transforms into a beautiful woman - a human face with a ghostly heart

The white-bone spirit speaks human language--confuses the public with evil words

The white-bone spirit delivers food--ambitious; not well-intentioned

The White-Boned Demon’s Speech—Deceiving the Crowd with Evil Words

The White-Bone Demon Meets Sun Wukong—The True Colors Are Revealed

The White Crane Stands Among the Chickens—Stands Out

The White Tiger Entering the door - disaster is imminent; disaster is imminent

Plain water painting - light (clear) understatement

White wax pole with osmanthus flowers - incorrect roots

Pewter wax pole Turn over - single choice

A heart made of white wax - can't see the sun, can't see the fire

The white-faced traitor appears - evil appearance; evil appearance

White A wolf with a straw hat and a white face - cannot change into a human being

A wolf with a white face and glasses - pretending to be a good person; pretending to be a good person

A fox with a white tail tip - a cunning person

The white cat gets into the pit - discrediting itself

The white-haired crow - different

The white lady fights against the sea of ????fafa - she shines brightly

The White Snake floods the Jinshan Mountain - a big fight

The White Snake meets Xu Xian - a thousand-mile marriage is tied by a thin thread

Seeing ghosts in the day - mysterious; having a disease in my heart

Daydreaming —— Random thoughts

Peel the skin of milk in a pot of white water--can't do it; there's no way

Gypsum under white water--it won't make tofu

Boiled cabbage in white water-- Bland and tasteless

Cooking with white water - cooking without rice

Bai Suzhen will not give up Xu Xian - love is inseparable

Arsenic wrapped in white sugar - poison inside

White sugar in the mouth, knife in the heart - honey in the mouth and sword in the belly

Lighting up a lantern during the day - in vain

Looking forward to the moon during the day - don't think about it; don't think about it; don't think about it

Lighting up in the daytime Telegram - unnecessary

Catching ghosts during the day - no shadow

White iron ax - two-sided light

The white crane has a bald tail - A fly in the ointment

The underworld is drawn on white paper - it cannot be erased; it is obvious; it is clear; it is crystal clear

It is black and white - it is clear and black; it is obvious; it is clear , everything is clear

A lantern made of white paper - it lights up once it is lit

Scissors hanging on the head of a hundred-foot pole - Gao Cai (cutting)

The return of hundreds of rivers The sea - the general trend

<

p>Department stores sell suits—one set at a time

Department stores sell shoes and socks—in different sizes

A hundred-jin load plus iron weights—a heavy responsibility is on your shoulders; Carrying a heavy responsibility

One hundred catties of noodles and steamed longevity peaches - waste snacks

A hundred catties of weight can be carried on the shoulders, but one or two pens cannot lift it - Da Laocou

Hundred A family in the grassland - lonely

Baili Xi recognizes his wife - high position and never forgets old love

Baili Xi feeds cows and worships the prime minister - people should not be judged by appearance

Bailing plays with peonies - birds singing and flowers fragrant

100-meter race - race against time; race against time; rush to catch up; rush to catch up

Centennial pine trees, bananas in May - rough branches and large leaves

No rain for a hundred days - long-lasting love (sunny)

A hundred-year-old father-in-law blowing fire - old-fashioned

A million-strong army went to the south of the Yangtze River - mobilized troops

A hundred-foot tall pole hangs a red light - extremely red

Cypress rafters - would rather break than bend

Asphalt burns a pig's head - uproots it

Prodigal son turns around - gold cannot be exchanged

The defeated general collects the remnants of the army - regroups

Let the brothers open a cocoon shop - form a party for personal gain (silk)

New Year's greetings - always say good things

Walking into the Luzu Temple to worship the emperor - you went to the wrong door; you found the wrong door

Can't pull it back and ride a rabbit - it's not stable; it's not stable

Can't pull it down Sitting on the sesame seed cakes - the face person

Turning down the pottery to scare the mother-in-law - the shrew

Turning down the gourd and spilling oil - if you don't do it, you won't stop

Hold the stove to dry your hair - burnt out

Hold your fingers to settle accounts - there are many

The yamen in the squad room - the footman

Turtle doves hugging the nest - hanging eggs

Zebra's head - clear and logical

Turtle doves fighting - showing off their romance

Moving the Bodhisattva to take a bath - the more they get into trouble Bad; wasted effort; wasted effort

Lifting a stone roller to hit a grinding plate - hitting a solid (stone) against a solid (stone)

Lifting a stone to hit the sky - overestimating one's ability; not knowing one's ability Amount; unable to do; out of reach

Handstand on the bench - all four feet in the air

Put eggs on the bench - risky; risky; dangerous; unreliable; unreliable

Putting tribulus on the bench - unable to sit firmly; unable to sit still

Sleeping on the bench - difficult to turn over; unable to turn over

Playing mahjong on the bench - unable to pull apart ;Can't open up a scene

Drilling holes in the bench - there are holes; there are holes in the boards; there are holes in the wooden axe

Chopping firewood with an axe-one side chops

Affixing a doorkeeper on the door- One is heading east, the other is heading west

A loach on the board - no place to stay; nowhere to hide

A nail on the board - real; can't run; can't run; can't change; Can't change

Knocking a nail on the board - steady progress

Half sheep's head - one horn

Half pig's head - one eye

Pick up a trumpet on the way - you can play it

Half of a half-assed piece of music - two hundred and five

Half a copper coin - not a square circle

Half a brick - throw it away

Half a catty to eight ounces - equal; each other; the same thing; the same as each other; no one suffers

Half a catty is placed on four ounces - warped Get high

The clouds in the mid-air - ever-changing

The trick in the mid-air - a big somersault

The torch in the mid-air - Gao Ming

p>

Balloons in mid-air - they cannot reach the sky or the ground; they are hanging for miles

Set off firecrackers in mid-air - think (loud) high

Balloons in mid-air House - no place to stay; no place to stay

Driving livestock in mid-air - showing horse's feet

Hanging thorns in mid-air - ironic (wind) thorns

Mid-air Hanging scissors in the middle - Gao Cai (cutting)

Horse riding in mid-air - Soaring in the clouds and riding in the fog

Counting fingers in mid-air - it counts as high

Half a basket of melon seeds - does not count as a person (ren)

Half a basket of magpies - chirping

Desert on the way - beginning but no end

News on the way - hearsay

Losing the abacus on the way - miscalculation

Keeping guests on the way - talking Lively; talking enthusiastically

Cheng Yaojin suddenly appeared on the way - something went wrong; caught off guard; unexpectedly

Half a bottle of vinegar - wandering around

Avalokitesvara halfway up the cliff - an honest (stone) person

Water slides halfway up the mountain - downriver

Treading on a tightrope in the clouds for half a day - on tenterhooks

A bright star appears in the clouds for half a day - the auspicious star shines high

The suona plays in the clouds for half a day - think (loud) high

The rain in the clouds for half a day - cannot become a climate ; It’s not a good idea

Half a day in the clouds hanging bags - pretending to be crazy (wind)

Half a day in the clouds looking through the account books - counting high

Half a day in the clouds looking Fighting - stand by and watch

Half a day in the clouds doing household chores - empty talk

Half a day in the clouds floating balloons - high above; nowhere to be found

Half a day in the clouds riding a crane - Flying far away

Making clothes in the clouds for half a day - Gao Cai (tailor)

Slapping hands in the clouds for half a day - master

Eating cucumbers in the middle of the night - can't touch the head and tail

Eating roast chicken in the middle of the night - thinking (with a tearing sound)

Playing the piano in the middle of the night - making music in secret

Crowing of chicken in the middle of the night - I don’t know; The time is messed up

Calling the eldest girl to the door in the middle of the night - the visitor is unkind

The quilt in the middle of the night - is getting warm

The widow in the middle of the night - —Sad

Kneading noodles in the middle of the night - tinkering blindly

Swinging an ax in the middle of the night - talking (chopping) blindly

Hide and seek in the middle of the night - blindly Touch; cannot touch

Chatting in the middle of the night - nonsense

Getting up in the middle of the night to get dressed - too early

Knocking on the door in the middle of the night without being alarmed - having a clear conscience

It rained in the middle of the night - the whereabouts are unknown; the whereabouts are unknown

Having a nightmare in the middle of the night - a false alarm; a false alarm

Dreaming of chewing pig trotters in the middle of the night - —Thinking of all the good things; thinking of the things that are not beautiful

Dreaming about marrying a bride in the middle of the night——Thinking of all the good things; thinking of the things that are not beautiful

The person pretending to be Qin Hui has not taken off his costume-who has never seen those two Painted face

Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger - a wise man like a fool

Stumbled and fell down beside the manure tank - not far from death (poop)

A flick of the arm - Quit doing it

Hiding the pearl in the clam - the good stuff is inside

Blowing the fire with a stick - knowing nothing about it

Breaking the vat with a stick - falling apart

A mallet used as a needle - regardless of thickness

A mallet used as a candle - carelessness

A mallet goes to town - it becomes a spirit and causes mischief

Putting a needle in the mallet ——There is fineness in the rough

Knocking the bamboo tube with a mallet-fantasy (sound)

The mallet goes to the sky-will fall to the ground one day

Hitting the duck with the mallet-scratching Scrape (quack) call

Beat the mandarin ducks with sticks - difficult to separate; separate the two

Cake made from sticks - not a serious ingredient

Boil gourd with stick noodles - Confused; confused

Boiled chicken with stick noodles - confused eggs

Arranged marriage - involuntarily; involuntarily

Pack a sheet to wash your face ——Da Fang

Bao Gong’s Shangfang Sword—Behead first and then play

Bao Gong’s guillotine—Don’t recognize the person

Bao Gong decides the case—Acknowledges the reason but doesn’t recognize the person

p>

Gong Bao distributed grain—for the sake of the poor

Gong Bao killed his nephew—first dealt with the internal situation, and then treated the outside world

Bao Gong tried the case—impartially; he disowned his relatives.

Bao Gong guillotine the emperor

Dear - the law does not tolerate people

Getting on the plane with a piece of cloth covering your feet - reaching the sky in one step

Lice grows on the cloth that wraps your feet - good horns (feet) and color (lice) )

The footcloth is used as a whip - Wen (Wen) cannot be Wen (Wen), Wu (Dance) cannot be Wu (Dance)

The Footcloth is used as a button - and Stinky and hard; stinky and hard

The foot wrap is used as a scarf - smelly circle

The dumpling wrapper is used to make pancakes - a versatile person

The buns are eaten with red bean paste Side - taste the sweetness

The bun is grinning - the filling is beautiful

Don't remove the pan when the bun is cooked - feeling angry

Open the bun's mouth - the filling is exposed

The corn sticks are infested with worms - specialize in (drilling) the heart

The corn batter - not much oil and water; not much oil and water

The hail hit the cotton tree - Commander Guangzhan

Taking items from the treasure bag—at your fingertips

The treasure gourd on the top of the pagoda—top of the line

Full of dry food and sunny with an umbrella— Be prepared

A big lock on the safe - foolproof

A detonator in the safe - hidden murderous intent

Camels sold in Baoguo Temple - nothing like that ( Temple)

The rooster that tells the time - no need to rush