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Theme class meeting about idioms and proverb competition
The monk punted the boat - the Arhat in the middle of the river with a pole pole
The beautiful woman fetched water - the Guanyin at the bottom of the well was led by a rope
The drunkard rode the donkey - bumpy and bumpy Calculate the wine debt in your head
The boatman strokes the oar--makes an arch and bows to ask for boat money
Straw the seedlings--the father holds the son
carries the bamboo shoots in the bamboo basket-- Mother carrying her child
A horse crosses a wooden bridge - beating drums with hooves
Chicken pecking at a copper basin - beating gongs with beak
Blooming sesame seeds - backgammon
Unearthed sugar cane - sweet every day
A beautiful woman sitting in the green gauze tent - peony cage in a smoke cage
A monk washing in a clear pool - gourd soaked in water
The man wipes the apron - sweeps the floor politely
The butcher wears a hat - murderous spirit
The robber paints a happy face - the thief looks ugly
The King of Hell issues a notice - A series of lies
Chickens and dogs crossing the Frost Bridge - Bamboo leaves and plum blossoms all the way
Cows and horses walking in the snow - Two rows of fish with clam shells
Cao Cao exits Jiangnan - come hard, lose miserably
Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers - hard to use with strength
Sima Yan deposes the Lord of Wei - follows the old rules
Yes Holding Zhang Fei and scolding Liu Bei - looking for anger
Seeking a son in the Guandi Temple - stepping on the wrong door
Zhuge Liang borrowing arrows from a straw boat - confident
Jiang Qian stole the book--he was fooled
Huang Zhong shot Guan Gong--show mercy
Zhuge Liang paid filial piety--pretended
Lu Su hosted a banquet with Guan Yunchang- -Hidden murderous intention
Guan Gong looked in the mirror - blushing consciously
Zhuge Liang showed his filial piety - not sincerely
Lü Bu saw Diao Chan - fell in love with her
Guan Gong drinks wine - not afraid of blushing
Zhuge Liang uses empty city strategy - last resort
Soochow recruits brides - makes fakes come true
Guan Yunchang walks to Maicheng - disaster is imminent
p>Zhuge Liang sings about the empty city strategy - there is no way
Sima Yi breaks the Eight Diagrams array - pretends to understand if he doesn't understand
Guan Yu goes to the banquet - has the courage and courage
Zhuge Liang is a military advisor - worthy of his name
Zhou Yu's attack on Jingzhou - thankless effort
Worship Guanyin in Guandi Temple - wrong door
Zhuge Liang Being a military advisor - there are many ways
Lu Su attacked Jingzhou - leaving empty-handed and returning empty-handed
A statue of Guanyin hung in Guandi Temple - the name does not live up to its reality
Three Stooges - Standing up for Zhuge Liang
Eating Cao Cao's food and thinking about Liu Bei's affairs - the person is not in his heart
Guan Gong's battle with Li Kui - a bold move
Guan Yunchang scraped the bones to cure the poison--no sign of pain
Dong Zhuo came to Beijing--the visitor was not good
Guan Yunchang scraped the bones to cure the poison--as if nothing happened
Liu Bei went to Wollongong three times--just invite you, Zhuge Liang
Guan Yunchang scraped his bones and played chess--as if nothing had happened
Guan Yunchang farted--I didn't know how to blush
Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai - one is willing to fight, the other is willing to endure
Guan Gong enters Cao Ying - goes straight in
Liu Bei weaves straw sandals - an expert
Liu Bei's empire - Crying
Zhou Yu slaps Huang Gai - just pretending
Zhang Fei collects debts - fiercely
Zhou Yu slaps Huang Gai - two consensual
Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from a straw boat - using a suspicious tactics
Zhang Fei collected debts - with fierce momentum
Adou's empire - given away for free
A Dou-like character - incompetent
A'er plays the sheng - playing the sheng indiscriminately
A'er is a doctor - no one dares to invite him
A'er is all over the street Skewers - idleness
Brother eats noodles - scratches randomly
Grandma has a beard - abnormal
Sister A Qing pours tea - not a drop of water leaks; Leak
Be whipped
Don't take a stick - eat soft food instead of hard ones
A beaten dog bites a chicken - take it out on others
A beaten turtle - shrink its neck
The duck that received the knife - scurrying around
The dog that received the slap - apologized - servile
The dog that received the stick - was furious
The dog was beaten The duck - scurrying around
The fat pig that got the knife - is not afraid of boiling water
The ball that got the knife - deflated
It got the frost The foxtail grass - wilted
Eating sea pepper (pepper) next to the stove - fever inside and outside
Going up a short ladder to a high house - can't reach the eaves
A dwarf wears high heels - his height is limited
A dwarf fights a wolf - he can't just shout
A dwarf flies a kite - he is getting higher and higher; he is rising
The dwarf farts - being humble
The dwarf goes sightseeing - echoes the voice
The dwarf crosses the river - calms down the heart
The dwarf goes to the theater ——Listen to the sound
The dwarf chooses the general from within - make do with the materials; make the best out of the shortcomings
The dwarf climbs the stairs - eagerly (eagerly looking forward to it)
The dwarf Climbing a hill - rising step by step; ascending step by step
The dwarf woman - low knowledge
The dwarf riding a big horse - being in a dilemma; being in a dilemma
The dwarf thinks Climbing to the sky - not knowing how high the sky is; delusion; wishful thinking
A short man sitting on a high stool - out of reach; unable to reach up and down; troubled up and down
Love to litigate and be a hero - poor vindictiveness
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The wooden fish in the nunnery - let anyone knock it
The quail wants to eat the fruit on the tree - out of reach; it wants good things; it is not a good idea
Looking at people on the shore Drowning - do nothing to save them
Searching for the moon on the shore - wasted effort; wasted effort
Buying shoes according to other people's feet - copying them mechanically
According to color The beggar of the ball - stupidly happy
Practice the medicine according to the prescription - do as you are told
Peck the rice according to the chicken head - wasted effort
Drink the water according to the cow head - Can't do it; can't do it
Press the gourd and the ladle rises - look at one end and throw away the other; one after another
The top door of the chopping board - be wide-minded
The rolling pin on the chopping board - a bachelor
The meat on the chopping board - slaughtered by others; slaughtered by others
The fish on the chopping board - the goods
Stalking in secret - sneaking around
Fighting in secret - fighting for a while
Threading needles in the dark room - sad
Tripping in secret The child - wilted and bad
After boiling all the lamp oil - heartburn (core)
The ice on the griddle - melted into soup
The griddle Pancakes - tossing and turning
Eight hundred coins fell into the well - it was hard to touch which one
The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago - the old bachelor
Eight hundred copper coins worn on a string - out of tune (hanging)
Sprinkle pepper on eight-treasure rice - add another flavor
Eight lifetimes of old accounts - unclear
p>Eight-inch feet wearing seven-inch shoes - awkward
Eight buckets of small vertical jars - cannot hold a stone
Mynas peck at persimmons - pick on the weak
Eight old men punched each other - three orders and five Shen (stretch)
Eight yuan of plaster - stained
Eight yuan for a bowl of wontons - no noodles
Eight people sitting at one table with crooked necks - no one is looking at each other
The format of eight-part essays - the same thing
Sleeping in the Bagua furnace - steaming
Horse riding in the Bagua array - there is no way out; the way out is hard to find
Eighth level engineering skills - striving for excellence
Eighth level master craftsmanship - long-term When you grow old, you learn to grow old
The octagonal anise fell into the manure pit - the smell and fragrance are indistinguishable; the smell and fragrance are indistinguishable
The eight and a half kilogram turtle swallowed the big weight - fiercely
Heartless Bastard
The eight-and-a-half-pound old turtle swallowed a weighing weight—the cruel tortoise
The eight-and-a-half-pound tortoise won the top prize—the rules (turtle lift) are not small
Eighty people carry the sedan chair - so majestic
The eighty-year-old man is shaking his head - no one wants it; no one can do it
The eighty-year-old man blows the lamp - he can't breathe Out of breath; out of breath
An eighty-year-old man practices pipa - a cliché (playing)
An eighty-year-old man learns boxing - the more he practices, the stronger he becomes
An eighty-year-old man learns a craft - and works hard in his old age
An eighty-year-old man has no successors - he has no successors
Shaving at the age of eighty - he refuses to accept his old age
The eighty-year-old man carries the burden - he is full of energy but not strong enough
The eighty-year-old man grows a beard - an old idea
The eighty-year-old man has no children - he is lonely in old age
Having a son at the age of eighty - generation after generation
Dancing at the age of eighty - naive old man
Playing with monkeys at the age of eighty - an old trick
Learning to play the flute at the age of eighty - all old tunes; old tunes
Learning to beat at the age of eighty - fighting for one's life
The actor playing the role of a child at the age of eighty - Rejuvenating one's youth
Standing at the counter at eighty years old - always good at it
Hitting rabbits with eighty-five cannons - the gain outweighs the losses
Eight Immortals crossing the sea - each showing his or her magical powers
Eight Immortals Gathering - Divine Chat
Eight Immortals Table is missing a leg - it is not level Jiao
Eight Wise Kings Entering the Palace - So Hard to Invite
Bitter Melon in August - Heart is Red
Lotus Root in August - Fresh and Tender
Pomegranates in August - head full of ideas
Persimmons in August - redder with age; red with age
Osmanthus blooms in August - —Fragrance everywhere
The cucumber shed in August—empty shelves
It’s still early to eat New Year’s dinner on August 15th
Eat on August 15th Lantern Festival - different
Eating rice dumplings on August 15th - not the time
Mooncakes on August 15th - everyone is happy; everyone loves it; everyone has it up and down
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The moon on August 15th - the same every year; just and bright
The Dragon Boat Festival on August 15th - late; too late
August 10th Five dragon lanterns - half a year late
Have a baby on August 15th - just in time
Send mooncakes on August 15th - just in time for the festival
Clouds cover the moon on August 15th - disappointing
Steamed rice cakes on August 15th - early (jujube)
Peanuts planted on August 15th - blind command
p>A crab with eight legs - domineering
Without a trace of the eight characters - no features; far from it; far from it
Sores on the palms - poisonous hands
Putting shoes on with the palm of your hand - it won't work; you can't walk
Putting pancakes on the palm of your hand - a skillful hand; a good hand
A skinned toad - you hate living, The death is still scary
The temple with the wall removed - panicked
Plantains planted on the old trees - thick branches and leaves
Plantains blooming - one heart; Closely connected
Bird's nest built on banana leaves - good times don't last long
Scarred eyes and sores - so bad that one piece is broken
Pulling weeds to attract snakes - - Asking for trouble; asking for trouble
Pluck onions and plant sea peppers - each crop is spicier than the last
Jointed sorghum - each step is getting higher; each step is rising
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Plucked the drum - two-sided light
Plucked the alarm clock - specializes in reminding people
Plucked the carrot - there is a hole
Plucked radishes and planted onions - each crop is spicier than the last
Plucked phoenix - not as good as chicken
Plucked pigeon - unable to fly
p>No water will drain out after pulling out the plug - stubbornness
<p>Destroying growth and encouraging success - eager for success
A donkey chasing a rabbit - unable to catch up; unable to drive it out
Bajiao is about to go to the battlefield - either dead or alive
Ba Zi pulls carrots - pulls them crookedly
Ba Zi walks on stilts - sooner or later he will look good
Ba Zi beats siege - sits and shouts; sits on the ground and shouts
Ba Zi rides his horse - out of reach
Ba Zi comes to power - his position is unstable
Rubbing his nose on his face - looking for embarrassment
Pour fertilizer on the weeds - hard work in vain; hard work in vain
Putting your face in your trousers - shameful
Driving people under the wall - desperate
Treat the doll as a monkey - fool people
Treat the monster as a Bodhisattva - no distinction between good and evil
Old Huang Zhong on the shooting range - always hit the mark
White cloth goes into the dyeing vat - it cannot be washed; it cannot be washed clean
White cloth is made into a cotton-padded jacket - it is all rational (li) anyway
Baicai Bangzi - Zhongkan Not good; good-looking or not delicious
Playing with a sickle in the cabbage field - losing heart
Cooked cabbage and tofu stew - no one takes credit for it
Stir-fried green onions with cabbage leaves - kiss (green) plus kiss (green)
The white-bone spirit pretends to be a bride--the evil spirit in the demon
The white-bone spirit performs somersaults--a ghost trick
The white-bone spirit transforms into a beautiful woman - a human face with a ghostly heart
The white-bone spirit speaks human language--confuses the public with evil words
The white-bone spirit delivers food--ambitious; not well-intentioned
The White-Boned Demon’s Speech—Deceiving the Crowd with Evil Words
The White-Bone Demon Meets Sun Wukong—The True Colors Are Revealed
The White Crane Stands Among the Chickens—Stands Out
The White Tiger Entering the door - disaster is imminent; disaster is imminent
Plain water painting - light (clear) understatement
White wax pole with osmanthus flowers - incorrect roots
Pewter wax pole Turn over - single choice
A heart made of white wax - can't see the sun, can't see the fire
The white-faced traitor appears - evil appearance; evil appearance
White A wolf with a straw hat and a white face - cannot change into a human being
A wolf with a white face and glasses - pretending to be a good person; pretending to be a good person
A fox with a white tail tip - a cunning person
The white cat gets into the pit - discrediting itself
The white-haired crow - different
The white lady fights against the sea of ????fafa - she shines brightly
The White Snake floods the Jinshan Mountain - a big fight
The White Snake meets Xu Xian - a thousand-mile marriage is tied by a thin thread
Seeing ghosts in the day - mysterious; having a disease in my heart
Daydreaming —— Random thoughts
Peel the skin of milk in a pot of white water--can't do it; there's no way
Gypsum under white water--it won't make tofu
Boiled cabbage in white water-- Bland and tasteless
Cooking with white water - cooking without rice
Bai Suzhen will not give up Xu Xian - love is inseparable
Arsenic wrapped in white sugar - poison inside
White sugar in the mouth, knife in the heart - honey in the mouth and sword in the belly
Lighting up a lantern during the day - in vain
Looking forward to the moon during the day - don't think about it; don't think about it; don't think about it
Lighting up in the daytime Telegram - unnecessary
Catching ghosts during the day - no shadow
White iron ax - two-sided light
The white crane has a bald tail - A fly in the ointment
The underworld is drawn on white paper - it cannot be erased; it is obvious; it is clear; it is crystal clear
It is black and white - it is clear and black; it is obvious; it is clear , everything is clear
A lantern made of white paper - it lights up once it is lit
Scissors hanging on the head of a hundred-foot pole - Gao Cai (cutting)
The return of hundreds of rivers The sea - the general trend
<p>Department stores sell suits—one set at a time
Department stores sell shoes and socks—in different sizes
A hundred-jin load plus iron weights—a heavy responsibility is on your shoulders; Carrying a heavy responsibility
One hundred catties of noodles and steamed longevity peaches - waste snacks
A hundred catties of weight can be carried on the shoulders, but one or two pens cannot lift it - Da Laocou
Hundred A family in the grassland - lonely
Baili Xi recognizes his wife - high position and never forgets old love
Baili Xi feeds cows and worships the prime minister - people should not be judged by appearance
Bailing plays with peonies - birds singing and flowers fragrant
100-meter race - race against time; race against time; rush to catch up; rush to catch up
Centennial pine trees, bananas in May - rough branches and large leaves
No rain for a hundred days - long-lasting love (sunny)
A hundred-year-old father-in-law blowing fire - old-fashioned
A million-strong army went to the south of the Yangtze River - mobilized troops
A hundred-foot tall pole hangs a red light - extremely red
Cypress rafters - would rather break than bend
Asphalt burns a pig's head - uproots it
Prodigal son turns around - gold cannot be exchanged
The defeated general collects the remnants of the army - regroups
Let the brothers open a cocoon shop - form a party for personal gain (silk)
New Year's greetings - always say good things
Walking into the Luzu Temple to worship the emperor - you went to the wrong door; you found the wrong door
Can't pull it back and ride a rabbit - it's not stable; it's not stable
Can't pull it down Sitting on the sesame seed cakes - the face person
Turning down the pottery to scare the mother-in-law - the shrew
Turning down the gourd and spilling oil - if you don't do it, you won't stop
Hold the stove to dry your hair - burnt out
Hold your fingers to settle accounts - there are many
The yamen in the squad room - the footman
Turtle doves hugging the nest - hanging eggs
Zebra's head - clear and logical
Turtle doves fighting - showing off their romance
Moving the Bodhisattva to take a bath - the more they get into trouble Bad; wasted effort; wasted effort
Lifting a stone roller to hit a grinding plate - hitting a solid (stone) against a solid (stone)
Lifting a stone to hit the sky - overestimating one's ability; not knowing one's ability Amount; unable to do; out of reach
Handstand on the bench - all four feet in the air
Put eggs on the bench - risky; risky; dangerous; unreliable; unreliable
Putting tribulus on the bench - unable to sit firmly; unable to sit still
Sleeping on the bench - difficult to turn over; unable to turn over
Playing mahjong on the bench - unable to pull apart ;Can't open up a scene
Drilling holes in the bench - there are holes; there are holes in the boards; there are holes in the wooden axe
Chopping firewood with an axe-one side chops
Affixing a doorkeeper on the door- One is heading east, the other is heading west
A loach on the board - no place to stay; nowhere to hide
A nail on the board - real; can't run; can't run; can't change; Can't change
Knocking a nail on the board - steady progress
Half sheep's head - one horn
Half pig's head - one eye
Pick up a trumpet on the way - you can play it
Half of a half-assed piece of music - two hundred and five
Half a copper coin - not a square circle
Half a brick - throw it away
Half a catty to eight ounces - equal; each other; the same thing; the same as each other; no one suffers
Half a catty is placed on four ounces - warped Get high
The clouds in the mid-air - ever-changing
The trick in the mid-air - a big somersault
The torch in the mid-air - Gao Ming
p>Balloons in mid-air - they cannot reach the sky or the ground; they are hanging for miles
Set off firecrackers in mid-air - think (loud) high
Balloons in mid-air House - no place to stay; no place to stay
Driving livestock in mid-air - showing horse's feet
Hanging thorns in mid-air - ironic (wind) thorns
Mid-air Hanging scissors in the middle - Gao Cai (cutting)
Horse riding in mid-air - Soaring in the clouds and riding in the fog
Counting fingers in mid-air - it counts as high
Half a basket of melon seeds - does not count as a person (ren)
Half a basket of magpies - chirping
Desert on the way - beginning but no end
News on the way - hearsay
Losing the abacus on the way - miscalculation
Keeping guests on the way - talking Lively; talking enthusiastically
Cheng Yaojin suddenly appeared on the way - something went wrong; caught off guard; unexpectedly
Half a bottle of vinegar - wandering around
Avalokitesvara halfway up the cliff - an honest (stone) person
Water slides halfway up the mountain - downriver
Treading on a tightrope in the clouds for half a day - on tenterhooks
A bright star appears in the clouds for half a day - the auspicious star shines high
The suona plays in the clouds for half a day - think (loud) high
The rain in the clouds for half a day - cannot become a climate ; It’s not a good idea
Half a day in the clouds hanging bags - pretending to be crazy (wind)
Half a day in the clouds looking through the account books - counting high
Half a day in the clouds looking Fighting - stand by and watch
Half a day in the clouds doing household chores - empty talk
Half a day in the clouds floating balloons - high above; nowhere to be found
Half a day in the clouds riding a crane - Flying far away
Making clothes in the clouds for half a day - Gao Cai (tailor)
Slapping hands in the clouds for half a day - master
Eating cucumbers in the middle of the night - can't touch the head and tail
Eating roast chicken in the middle of the night - thinking (with a tearing sound)
Playing the piano in the middle of the night - making music in secret
Crowing of chicken in the middle of the night - I don’t know; The time is messed up
Calling the eldest girl to the door in the middle of the night - the visitor is unkind
The quilt in the middle of the night - is getting warm
The widow in the middle of the night - —Sad
Kneading noodles in the middle of the night - tinkering blindly
Swinging an ax in the middle of the night - talking (chopping) blindly
Hide and seek in the middle of the night - blindly Touch; cannot touch
Chatting in the middle of the night - nonsense
Getting up in the middle of the night to get dressed - too early
Knocking on the door in the middle of the night without being alarmed - having a clear conscience
It rained in the middle of the night - the whereabouts are unknown; the whereabouts are unknown
Having a nightmare in the middle of the night - a false alarm; a false alarm
Dreaming of chewing pig trotters in the middle of the night - —Thinking of all the good things; thinking of the things that are not beautiful
Dreaming about marrying a bride in the middle of the night——Thinking of all the good things; thinking of the things that are not beautiful
The person pretending to be Qin Hui has not taken off his costume-who has never seen those two Painted face
Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger - a wise man like a fool
Stumbled and fell down beside the manure tank - not far from death (poop)
A flick of the arm - Quit doing it
Hiding the pearl in the clam - the good stuff is inside
Blowing the fire with a stick - knowing nothing about it
Breaking the vat with a stick - falling apart
A mallet used as a needle - regardless of thickness
A mallet used as a candle - carelessness
A mallet goes to town - it becomes a spirit and causes mischief
Putting a needle in the mallet ——There is fineness in the rough
Knocking the bamboo tube with a mallet-fantasy (sound)
The mallet goes to the sky-will fall to the ground one day
Hitting the duck with the mallet-scratching Scrape (quack) call
Beat the mandarin ducks with sticks - difficult to separate; separate the two
Cake made from sticks - not a serious ingredient
Boil gourd with stick noodles - Confused; confused
Boiled chicken with stick noodles - confused eggs
Arranged marriage - involuntarily; involuntarily
Pack a sheet to wash your face ——Da Fang
Bao Gong’s Shangfang Sword—Behead first and then play
Bao Gong’s guillotine—Don’t recognize the person
Bao Gong decides the case—Acknowledges the reason but doesn’t recognize the person
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Gong Bao distributed grain—for the sake of the poor
Gong Bao killed his nephew—first dealt with the internal situation, and then treated the outside world
Bao Gong tried the case—impartially; he disowned his relatives.
Bao Gong guillotine the emperor
Dear - the law does not tolerate people
Getting on the plane with a piece of cloth covering your feet - reaching the sky in one step
Lice grows on the cloth that wraps your feet - good horns (feet) and color (lice) )
The footcloth is used as a whip - Wen (Wen) cannot be Wen (Wen), Wu (Dance) cannot be Wu (Dance)
The Footcloth is used as a button - and Stinky and hard; stinky and hard
The foot wrap is used as a scarf - smelly circle
The dumpling wrapper is used to make pancakes - a versatile person
The buns are eaten with red bean paste Side - taste the sweetness
The bun is grinning - the filling is beautiful
Don't remove the pan when the bun is cooked - feeling angry
Open the bun's mouth - the filling is exposed
The corn sticks are infested with worms - specialize in (drilling) the heart
The corn batter - not much oil and water; not much oil and water
The hail hit the cotton tree - Commander Guangzhan
Taking items from the treasure bag—at your fingertips
The treasure gourd on the top of the pagoda—top of the line
Full of dry food and sunny with an umbrella— Be prepared
A big lock on the safe - foolproof
A detonator in the safe - hidden murderous intent
Camels sold in Baoguo Temple - nothing like that ( Temple)
The rooster that tells the time - no need to rush
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