Asan anecdote

? When there were few mobile phones, Sam sitting in the office saw many people with "cricket" machines hanging around their waists, beeping and itching. When the government didn't fix it up, Sam asked for a wife. Her white eyes were bigger than her black eyes. She nasally dragged out the word "money", and Ah San was scolded by money, money and money, and her scalp tightened and she trembled all over. ...

? One day, my brother-in-law eliminated the bp machine and gave it to Sam. Sam told everyone his number, and his relatives and friends who had not contacted him for many years were not spared. Sam asked everyone to page him and said, I'm not afraid to pay the service fee anyway. It's puzzling.

? Time always passes slowly. It's even harder for crickets not to bark. Sam's cricket is hibernating, and Sam is angry. The fragrant tea I used to drink turned into white water, and the newspaper didn't bother to read it. If there is a thorn in the office, Sam will fidget and ask his wife to page him. The wife said: Why did I call you? Anyway, you go home on time, read newspapers, eat, stay in a daze and sleep. ...

? On this day, A San's "Cricket" called, with a cheerful vibrato, and then called twice in the morning, noon and evening on time. One night, Sam refused to sleep, and his wife asked him anxiously. A San called the paging desk, and the lady told him, "Sorry, there is a technical problem, and your reservation reminder has been eliminated." Ah San was furious: "When do I read the newspaper in the morning, eat at noon and sleep at night?"

? Walking tree

? A Sanxi wears a white shirt, white pants and white socks, which is better than the shopkeeper in the noodle shop.

? Gradually, Sam was too lazy to dress up. Going out in the morning is still a white shirt, bathed in dust and smoke all day, and going home will be "clean" until late.

? Sam doesn't like "gray, black and brown". He thinks putting on his upper body will make him feel gloomy first. Then, he looked up at the "bottom of the ash pot" above the city and glanced at the street, where "smoke" was flying and the air was empty. He is suicidal.

? What is Sam wearing?

? Sam, dressed in green, strolled out of the door and bowed his head at the dusty trees along the way. People look at Sam and then at the tree and think that Sam is ill.

? Sam is really sick. A toddler, who knows green, regards him as a tree, and Ah San looks even more trance-like. A kind of green, rising from the bottom of my heart, spreading. ...

? Green Sam is like a walking tree. In a dusty city, it is very dazzling.

? cheap

? Sam's wife likes shopping. Every weekend, she meets some friends and then leaves. After shopping, she brought back many discounted goods. Sam is unhappy, but he can't help it.

? One day, A San's wife went home excitedly. As soon as she entered the door, she "changed" three folding umbrellas from behind and shouted, "Guess how much this folding umbrella costs?"

? Ah San laughed and sighed casually: "It's really helpless."

? "There is no folding? 25% off! " Sam's wife pressed the button on the handle of the umbrella, but the umbrella wouldn't open.

? Sam's wife refused to admit defeat. Ask Ah San again: "Guess what's the cheapest in this preferential exhibition?"

? "It's a person!" Sam raised his eyes. "There is a fool for sure!"

? Just singing and not doing.

? The town ushered in a health inspection, the propaganda banner fluttered in the wind, the slogan banners lined up on the roadside, the propaganda cars wandered around, and the big speakers tooted.

? The son asked Ah San, "What are these for?"

? Ah San said, "Health worker."

? "Why don't you ever hang a small flag and shout with a karaoke microphone when cleaning at home?"

? "Silly boy, that is to work for yourself. Can't just sing. "

? Wife's wisdom

? Sam likes dancing, and Sam's wife is "skipped" by Sam. After marriage, my wife is afraid that A San will learn badly. Easily refused to let Sam enter the dance floor. Every time I pass the ballroom and smell the tango, four steps and waltz, Sam's heart itches.

? That day, the unit held a party and rented a ballroom. The director said that the TV station should shoot a video to show the achievements of spiritual civilization construction in the station, and asked Sam to do a good job. Sam was very excited. My wife bought Sam a new pair of leather shoes specially. That night, a few songs came down, and Sam got carried away and got better and better. The ladies chased and blocked, and they were arrested with * * * and Sam. Cameras are also like magnets that meet iron and chase after them. As soon as the party was over, a group of men and women gathered around Ah San and were chatting excitedly when a lady suddenly pointed at Ah San Xiao. When you look intently, it's not just hilarious, but the insoles in the back half of the three shoes are exposed. ...

? When I came home, Sam's wife bought too many shoes and made a fool of herself. The wife said: you dance well, others praise you, who will wear it if you don't wear overshoes? This is called "saying that your feet are small and you are wearing overshoes".