Do you know any interesting things that happened in the female dormitory of college?

In September 2015, three funny people from all over the world gathered together to start their four years of college. Let me give a brief introduction. The head of the house is the oldest and has the darkest skin, and is known as the boss; Erliuzi, the second eldest son. There is a character in the name that is homophonic with "six", so he is called Erliuzi; I...I am. ..I am a normal person [smiles].

1. On a sunny, cloudless noon, the boss and I were lying leisurely on the bed, chatting sentence by sentence about daily chats about TV series and professional male idols next door. kind of chat. Our boss is a scholar. From time to time he shares with me the good books he has read and always urges me to read more.

No, the boss just asked me: Have you read "Yi Zhongtian Chinese History"? It was said that it was fast, and before I could answer, Erliuzi suddenly appeared (she had just washed her hair, with the towel still wrapped on her head, standing at the door holding a basin), grinning and winking. Then he yelled obscenely: What? Use an ear pick to dig out earwax

Me: Pfft...hahahaha...

Boss: Did you wash your head and get water in your ears?

Me: My brain is flooded, hahaha...

2. On a dark and windy night, Erliuzi, who was sick and had a cold, seemed to have been hollowed out. , climbed into bed early, ready to have an early rest, the boss and I silently turned off the lights and continued to sit on the stool and browse our phones (after all, we are Internet-addicted teenagers).

Not long after, Erliuzi began to purr intermittently. Gradually, the purring became more and more urgent, the frequency became higher and the sound became louder. Suddenly, an earth-shattering pig cry broke out. The guy sat up suddenly and asked with a confused look: Who...? I heard someone snoring...

My boss and I hugged each other, lying on the ground laughing, unable to control ourselves.

2. One day, I had nothing to do, so I bought a package of melon seeds to eat while watching TV dramas. As soon as I opened the package, the squad leader called me and asked me to run a very important errand. Okay. Well, I have no choice but to obey the squad leader’s orders.

An hour later, exhausted but still beautiful and gentle, I returned to the dormitory. Now I can eat melon seeds with peace of mind, right? ! The bag of melon seeds looked normal, so I didn't pay much attention. I just stared at the TV series. When the point of laughter came, I smiled like a fool. I grabbed a melon seed and sipped it. Eh? Why is it an empty shell? Alas, maybe it is a fake melon seed. I took another one and bit it. It was still an empty shell. Then I opened the melon seeds on the surface with my hands in confusion. Me? #! $.?, there is a saying *** I don’t know whether to say it or not, here! noodle! All! yes! null! shell! , there is even a trace of saliva attached to it! ! These two silly sons also carefully restored the surface layer of melon seeds, and I didn’t even notice? !

I slapped the table and stood up. The two silly sons burst into laughter like silver bells. I... I just kicked them up, no need to explain.

4. How should I put it, these two silly sons sometimes deeply moved me.

My birthday is coming soon, and I have been planning to take them to have sex on my birthday for a long time. It happens to be the weekend, so I can spend two days before coming back. However, the night before their birthday, they suddenly told me that there were activities in their club (they both joined the same club, and their club often held activities, and if they went out at night, they would probably not come back until the next night) , I was quite disappointed at the time. These two stupid sons must have forgotten my birthday, and their plan to go out for a romantic trip would be ruined.

What should I do? Oh, forget it. I don’t want to think about it. It’s just a birthday, but that’s it. I was lying on the bed and suddenly felt that I was the only one in Nuo Da’s dormitory. It was empty. (Actually our dormitory is very small). Just like that, thinking about it, I fell into sleep.

Suddenly, I felt someone was slapping me in my dream. When I opened my eyes, someone was really slapping me! (Actually, it was the boss who gently patted my face.) When they saw that I woke up, they really looked at me with very affectionate eyes at that time. It was really special... I have never heard them so gentle. Speaking from the ground: Happy birthday, these four words warm my heart. There was also a cake filled with candles on the floor.

Fortunately, the lights were turned off and there was only the weak light from the candles. They probably didn’t see my sparkling tears. They were really touched.

I called back with a bang: Meow! You actually hit me! Can you be gentler? Is this how you treat my youngest baby? ! Before the boss could calm down, I rushed behind Erliuzi. Only then did the boss react and chase me. The three of them got into a fight...

We were in a foreign land, I'm really lucky to know you. We were together, cried, laughed, and made noises, it was great. Time flies so fast, half of our college years have passed, I really hope time can wait for us... The boss is right, time and distance cannot tear us apart!